1. When Richie McCaw goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Richie McCaw' ed.
2.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Richie McCaw.
3.Richie McCaw counted to infinity - twice.
4.Richie McCaw invented every colour. Except pink.Tom Cruise invented pink.
5.When Richie McCaw does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
6.Richie McCaw hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
7. Richie McCaw gave Mona Lisa that smile.
8.Richie McCaw can slam a revolving door.
9.Some kids piss their name in the snow. Richie McCaw can piss his name into concrete.
10.Richie McCaw once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
11.Richie McCaw's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Richie McCaw.
12.Richie McCaw can speak Braille.
13.Richie McCaw's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
14.Superman owns a pair of Richie McCaw pyjamas.
15.Richie McCaw owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1993 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card,a 2 of clubs,7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
16.Richie McCaw sleeps with a night light. Not because Richie McCaw is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Richie McCaw.
17.Richie McCaw doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
18.Once a cobra bit Richie McCaw's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
19.Richie McCaw divides by zero.
20. Richie McCaw is always on top during s*x because Richie McCaw never f***s up.
21.When Richie McCaw exercises,the machine gets stronger.
22.Richie McCaw sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled rugby ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Richie spear-tackled the devil and took his soul back.The devil, who appreciates irony,couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
23.Richie McCaw can kill two stones with one bird.
24.Richie McCaw once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil.

1]Wat's ur name?
2]Are we close?
3]Give mi ur number?
4]What do u think abt mi?
5]Do u have a crush on mi?
6]Let mi kiss u?
7]Watch a movie with mi?
8]Take a shower with mi?
9]Take mi hmfor a nite?
10]Let mi sleep in ur bed?
11]Be my gf?
12]Describe mi in a word?
13]Do u care abt mi?
14]Wat draws mi to u?
15]Ever wanted to tell mi something u couldn't?
16]R u gona put tis on ur blog and c wat i say abt u?