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Im So Blonde That Im Smart !!!!

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Me, Myself, and I

i'm blonde, hehe blondies do high 6 not high 5:P

i have 2 brothers who i h8 and a mum and dad, i also hav a killer cat who caught 5 rabbits in 3 days


o and im joining the army wen i can

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The Used, The Rasmus, AMON AMARTH!!! BFMV, METALLICA!!! STONE SOUR, CkY, Slipknot, A7X, the legends Turisas And Matisyahu (ma fave terrorist band) :P

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Um well basicly you are my best freiend. Always have bin always will be:D Ice scating was funnyy lmao GREGORY??? haha :L x
You have a really random password. Good job i remembered it because we have the same one kinda :D
and you can kinda guess who it is now can't you lmaoo ily louis :D x
Happiest When
on my computor listening 2 ma music :D
and with my friends ;)
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  • Me, Me, And more Me

    1. Full Name: Louis Blackburne-Maze
    2. Nicknames: Blondie, Dumbfuck, chubby, smelly
    3. Birthday: 21st january 1996
    4. Place of Birth: Cambridge
    5. Zodiac Sign: not a fucking clue, im not jesus
    6. Male or Female: Female (it is wot i like isnt it)
    7. School Year: 8
    8. School: Sawston VC
    9. Occupation: Student
    10. Residence: Earth
    11. MSN Screen Name: Louis
    12. Hair Colour:B LONDE
    13. Hair Length: short
    14. Eye colour: Green (like boogers)
    15. Weight: Bout 6 1/2 stone nearly 7
    16. Height: Normal (short if i near jake or martyn)
    17. Braces? Yep
    18. Glasses? Nop
    19. Piercings: Nope
    20. Tattoos: Nope
    21. Righty or Lefty: Righty, d whole way

    ___Your 'Firsts'___

    22. First best friend(s): Emma Sleep and Pippa
    23. First Award: A Football Trophy
    24. First Sport You Joined: Football
    25. First pet: Cat
    26. First Real Vacation: DISNEY LAND!
    28. First Love: Emma Sleep (shut up, dont tease me)

    ___ Favourites___

    29. Movie: The Waterboy
    30. TV programme: Andy McNabs Tour of Duty
    33. Solo Artist: Serj Tankian
    34. Song Right Now: Snuff - Slipknot
    35. Friends: Beth, Harriet :D
    36. Chocolate: only good in great quanities, or in small amounts as long as u get some
    37. Sport to Play: thowing
    38. Fast Food Restaurant: Fish And Chips
    39. Favourite brand: TESCO!
    40. Store: grindstore
    41. School: SVC
    42. Animal: BLONDIES
    43. Book: strike back - chris ryan
    44. Magazine: METAL HAMMER OR KERRANG!!
    45. Fashion: normal


    46. Feeling: blonde
    47. Single or Taken?: SINGLE AND LOVING IT
    48. Have a crush: nope
    49. Eating:i wishh
    50. Drinking: Nope
    51. Typing: of course im not
    52. Online?: FUCK YEH, I ALWAYS AM (ooh im ment 2 joke arent i)
    53. Listening To: Turisas
    54. Thinking about: what im going to do in the next few days <:
    55. Wanting To: make the day hurry up so 4 o clock comes
    56. Watching: d pc screen, wot else
    57. Wearing: Clothes

    ___Your Future___

    58. Want Kids? mayb, depends if i can be fucked 2 buy a rubber jonnie
    59. Want to be married? Yeh, sum1 2 sleep with
    60. Careers In Mind? ARMY! (den metropolitan police)
    61. Where do you want to live? Cornwall or london (if i join MP after army)

    __Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

    63. Hair colour: dno
    64. Hair length: long
    65. Eye colour: blue
    66. Measurment: measurement where ?
    67. Cute or Sexy: BOTH
    68. Lips or Eyes: wtf they need eyes 2 see me and lips 2 kiss me, so i prefer lips
    70. Short or Tall: Not tiny, not giant
    71. Easy going or serious: Easy going, the whole way
    72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Romantic
    73. Fatty or Skinny: normal
    74. Sensitive or Loud: dont care
    75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship, screw 1 nighters
    76. Sweet or Caring: as long as she 1 of em
    77. Trouble Maker or quiet: Both, as long as she aint silent

    ___Have you ever______

    78. Kissed a Stranger: Nope
    79. Had achohol: yeh, a cuple of bottles in a go is tops
    80. Smoked: never have never will
    81. Ran Away From Home: nah, too little food away from the kitchen
    82. Played Spin The Bottle: More times than u will think
    83. Got an X-ray: Hell yeh, hundreds (i thought i cood fly and snap goes the arm)
    84. Been with someone like as in hooked-up with someone: dunno i aint jesus!
    85. Broken Someone’s Heart: yep
    86. Done and alnighter: nah, hopefully soon
    87. Cried When Someone Died: YES! (x-mas eve, cusin goes)
    88. Cried At School: Yeh plenty of times

    ___Do You Believe In___

    89. God: NO
    91. Love At First sight: Yeh
    92. Ghosts: no
    93. Aliens: Ye, look at the blondes they aint exactly human
    94. Soul Mates: ye
    95. Heaven: nop
    96. Hell: nop
    97. Angels: no chance m8
    98. Kissing on The First Date: in the past, but not in the future
    99. Horoscopes: not a clue
    100. Black hole: WTF!

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    Emily Compton

    OMG... this girl is showing everything on her msn cam. Shes trying to set a record for most msn cam views.... hit her up on CherrieGashupoqh@hotmail.com, its her msn messenger name

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    luv Keely

    yo... have love.. because i'm kind.. (+bored) (+you need it cus you a loser) (jokes btw) (this is going on forever) (i shall stop now) goodbai xD

  • Lauren.X

    can we sort stuff out please? whats the point in all this?

  • Lauren.X
    luv Lauren.X

    heyaxx keely says your family are wierd but i still love you x

  • 'Beth

    and WHERE WAS MY LUV! :O i'm disappointed in you louis alexander blackburne- maze :L x

    1/11/09 via Mobile
  • 'Beth

    No i dont:( i'm Gonna cry now:( and then i'll beat you up :D ok fine, TRY and beat you up Haha :L x

    1/11/09 via Mobile
  • 'Beth

    heeellllooooooo louis:D did you know you are my best friend ;) hmmmmm naa your not i was so bored and thats why i gave you a comment just to say:) byeeebyeeeee xx

  • luv Scott Reid

    U got on ya test a Sniper-barret sniper u campin noob lol i pwn u on live i think ill go on now n throw a sticky grenade at ur bum h0le! lol pwned but i use ur bum alot dont i...........hhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm  . oh well ill use ur mouth:D heres love:O

  • Keely

    lmfao 'gal' sounds really funny :L and chz for the love, my next target is 600 mwuaha :D

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    luv Keely

    ohye heres the love i sed i'd give u ;)

  • Keely

    but its to big, or my mouth is 2 midget :L but theyr like rock hard =\ (btw we are still talkin bout profiterolls ;) ) xo

  • Lauren.X
    luv Lauren.X

    heya xx i just tried on my dress for jo and mollys party :P looks fit :P NAAAAAAT xxxxx loveeyouu xxxxxx

  • Keely

    that not very nice, my msn aint workin atm :( so mreh :P argh how the fricking *no swearword* hell are you sposed 2 eat profiterolls !?

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    I was thinking I need 1 of them rofl

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    HAHA a condom advert? riteeeeeee :L