I am a poet writing of my pain
I am a person living a life of shame
I am your daughter hiding her depression
I am your sister making a good impression
I am your friend acting like I'm fine
I am a girl who thinks of suicide
I am a teenager pushing her tears aside
I am a student who doesn't have a clue
I am the girl sitting next to you
I am the one asking you to care
I am your best friend hoping you'll be there

Girl's English

Yes = No

No = Yes

May-b = No

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!

" Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later!

We need to talk" = I need to bitch.

"Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.

" I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron!

" How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.

"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me i'm beautiful.

" You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.

" Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!



Guy's English

" I'm hungry" = I'm hungry

" I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy

" I'm tired " - I'm tired

" Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

" Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

" Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

" May I have this dance?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

"Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.

" You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.

" What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?

" What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?

" I love you" = Let's have sex right now.

" I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!

" Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!

" Will you marry me?" = On Our Honeymoon...We Can Have

100 questions... Answered!

1. Slept naked? Your not naked if it's you birthday suit !!..... RITE

2. Taken a shower with someone? yeap , even had a bath in a river wit more than one person ( and its not wha your thinkin )

3. Kissed a member of the same sex? I give my niece a kiss on the check all time !

4. Drove a car? and my freinds up the wall . LOL

5. Stole anything? not that i'm proud of it .... well maybe A LITTLE

6. Been in love? mebbe

7. Been dumped? not yet

8. Stole money from a friend/family member? even i'm not that much of a scumbag

9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? Not yet...

10. Been in a fist fight? He was such a big baby LOL

11. Snuck out of your/someone’s house? do i have to give names and dates

12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? unfortunatly

13. Been arrested? i'm working on it

14. Hugged a stranger? It's a hobby

15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? yeah

16. Left your house with out telling your parents? it happens

17. Had a crush on your neighbour? he lived down the road doesa that count

18. Ditched school to do something? *cough*cough*

19. Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? I plead the fifth amenment

20. Lost a friend? yeah, it's awful messy in my room . It's a lot easier than you think

21. Been on a plane? yeah

22. Been to an island? aren't i on one?

23. Slept in until 3? 7pm...

24. Love someone or miss someone right now? complicated...

25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yeah, that was cool

26. Made a snow angel? and a snow devil , just to even it out ....

27. Played dress up? and ill never hear the end of it.

28. Cheated while playing a game? yer : ( sorry

29. Been lonely? it happens

30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night? what kinda skank do you take me for ( don't answer that )

32. Felt an earthquake? only when dad's walking down the hall way

33. Touched a snake? yeap his name was chesse

34. Ran a red light? i'm only tellin you if your not a cop

35. Been suspended from school? never did manage that one

36. Had detention? technically

37. Been in a car accident? once or twice and i can safely say none of them where my fault

38.Had a party in your house while ur parents were away? nope

39.Used a fake id? never needed to

40. Crawled through a window? oh aye

41. Been lost? yup

42. Been to the opposite side of the country? yes

44. Cried yourself to sleep? well.. i cried.. but i didnt sleep. It sucked. waste of time i say

47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? yer.. I think im doing it right now *puff*puff*

48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? I'm not going to answer that on account that i want some people to think i'm not a total muppet

49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yeah =)

50. Kissed in the rain? must try that

51. Sang in the shower? once.. and then the bathroom mirror broke

52. Made love in a park? nope

53. Had a dream that you married someone? yeap

54. Glued your hand to something? What idiot would do that? oh wait .....

55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? no, lol

56. Ever gone to school partially naked? thank god no!

57. Been a cheerleader? no

58. Had more than ten boy/girl friends? no

59. Didn't take a shower for a week? yeap ,when the shower was broke, but it's okay cause i had a bubble bath instead

60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? always helps to have someone good lookin to hide behind......

61. Played chicken? nope

62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? much to my surprise i was picked up and thrown in

63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? not meet anyone that drunk ....yet!

64. Broken a bone? my big toe

65. Been easily amused? fart jokes , that's all i say

66. Laugh so hard you cry? yeah

67. Mooned/flashed someo