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B A Baracus

Remember the dead. Don't forget the living. Lest we forget.

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I pity the fool.
Me, Myself, and I
The A-Team is a group of ex-United States Army Special Forces who were wrongly convicted of a crime during the Vietnam War. Managing to escape from the military police, they fled to Los Angeles, where as fugitives, the A-Team work as soldiers of fortune, using their military training to fight oppression or injustice. B.A., along with Hannibal Smith, Templeton "Faceman" Peck, and H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock make up the A-Team.


"In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire: THE A-TEAM."



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Treat your mother right
Film Appearances
Rocky III, Not another Teen Movie, Spy Hard, Penitentiary II
T.V. Appearances
The A-Team, The Simpson's, Different Strokes
Sports
I sport a cool Mohawk
Scared Of
Planes.
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Mr. Lees' Chinese Laundry
Likes
Milk, welding, bodybuilding, beating up bad guys

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  • The GMC

    The van is a 1983 G-series G15 customized by Universal Studios Prop Dept. The engine is a 350 cid with minor modifications done mainly the carburetor and exhaust system.

    The wheels are turbine style 15" painted black with red accents with P235/65 15-front and P 275/65 15-rear. The main color is semi-gloss black-bottom, semi gloss dark gun metal grey metal flake-top with red striping. Other mod's include- quad headlight conversion, full front brush bar, fog/driving lights, exterior sun visor, quad square exhaust tips (each side in front of rear wheels), and custom made rear wing.

    Interior was custom-white naugahide bucket seats, shag carpet, and custom gun case in the back (Guns were Ruger Mini 14 stainless steel ranch model with side eject and paratrooper folding stocks-two were modified for full automatic). If you look carefully you'll see 3M grip tape all over the roof for scene's where stuntmen jumped onto it.

    It also had beefy shocks-air shocks in the rear-to improve handling. Scene's where it burns out were done by spraying bleach in front of and onto the rear tires which creates billowing grey smoke and helps it to spin the tires (it wasn't that powerful, achieving burnouts on pavement were difficult without help). The van (one of the six used for the show during its run), still sits-rotting on the Universal Back Lot-tires flat, paint faded, for tram tourists to photo-too bad.

    A little tid bit-rumors have it that the show lost its GMC sponsorship when they removed the GMC name from the van completely during the last season. The rest of the time it was on the left rear door but was barely visible as they sprayed a light coat of the black paint over it so it wouldn't stand out so much.


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  • The legend of Borat

    "This my neighbor, Nursultan Tuleiakbay. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock-radio, he cannot afford. Great success."

    "Now her vajine is loose like a wizard's sleeve."

    "This suit is black"

    "In Kazakhstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis."

    "I had a good shit."

    "Please, you come see my film. If it not success, I will be execute."

    "Why you call police? The retard escape?"

    "What's up with it, vanilla face? "

    "Noooooooooooooooooooot!"

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  • The "T"

    Mr. T destroyed the periodic table, saying Mr. T. only recognizes the element of surprise.

    Mr. T can walk on water. He can also walk on fire. His preference however, is to walk on fools.

    Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.

    Mr. T scared the black out of Michael Jackson.

    When in the presence of Mr.T a magic-8-ball ALWAYS predicts PAIN!

    The stork does not deliver babies; Mr. T throws them to your doorstep. The baby has already been blessed with his pity and branded a fool.

    Satan sold his soul to Mr. T.

    Mr T tried to break the speed of light in the A-Team van because he wanted to prove that quantum physices was a bunch of Jibba Jabba.

    The police stopped him doin 100fps - thats 100 fools pitied per second

    When Mr. T isn't busy pitying fools, he gives back to the community by teaching a Jibba Jabba As A Second Language class to immigrants.

    Mr. T shot J.R .....and Phil Mitchell

    When Chuck Norris interrupted Mr. T's breakfast of diesel fuel and shovels, Mr. T stood up and Chuck Norris sh1t himself, knowing a roundhouse kick to the face was useless to Mr. T's pity

    Mr. T invented nuclear power while wanking in the back of his van, the formula is pity(p) mulitpied by fools(f) divided by jibba jabba. This resulted in modern nuclear fisson - take that nuclear physics

    Mr T does not hunt because the word
    hunting infers the probability of failure.
    Mr T goes killing.

    Mr T counted to infinity - twice.

    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he
    checks his closet for Mr T

    Mr T ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

    Mr T can touch MC Hammer.

    Mr T likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by
    "knit", I mean "eat", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".

    A Handicap parking sign does not signify that
    this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a
    warning, that the spot belongs to Mr T and that you will be
    handicapped if you park there.

    Mr T died ten years ago, but the Grim
    Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

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