Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away


Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you


Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!


The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese


OK, so what's the speed of dark?


I intend to live forever -- so far, so good


Drive carefully, 90% of people are accidents.


Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.


Lifes Tough, get a helmet!


The Earth Is Full - Go Home.


Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway


Men are like pennies: two-faced and worthless.


If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!


I love him, O yes I do,
He's for me, not for you,
And if by chance you take my place,
I'll take my fist and smash your face!


Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!

11 rules of bebo...
one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


eight.
Little year 7's who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!




This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.


"like omg if u dnt repost dis in 1 second at midnte/ and if you do at midnight your true love will...SHUTUP U FUCKIN ARSEHOLES!!! shit aint gonna happen"


load a bollox!!!


Copy and repost in your own bulletin as
11 rules of BEBO.

thankyou..

has any one else noticed that when ur bored u tend to write a loada rubbish, for instance i have not stopped smoking and eating today!jus totally random things like tha!pumkinhead thinks me n siobhan r windin him up bout coolio bein at the union on monday!and the boredom kicks in!GOD u must be bored to actually sit here and read theis u boring old bored fart!i really should go to bed but im not tired and ive got sooooooooo much work 2 do i think i need an assistant!i would do it myself but the first 3 letters of assistant spells ass and im jus to lazy to get off mine!