A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a
bowl of Lifesavers.
The children began to say:
" Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange.......orange,"
Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers. After eating them
none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and
yelled:
"Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"

On Friday I went to the MSU Mavricks Hockey game at the Civic Center and caught with Cory V., Reed, Allie Al aka Zander my sexy lover (thats what he likes to go by), and 2 other people. After the game we went to Fridays and ate/ hung out till around 11:30. Saturday I was just dieing because I had done it again (which is where I have about 10-20 people say that they want to hang out and I don't make an actual plan because I decided to wait and figure it out later and then when it comes to the weekend everyone is busy because I didn't say if I wanted to) and I really didn't want to sit at home by myself. I had been received an update about something personal that makes me very emotional and languorous. Then Cory & Reed make a surpise visit to my house and stayed over till 1:30am. Wow that rocked!!!!

Two days ago I went to the Hallodazel in downtown Minneapolis with the rest of the people that signed up to go at my school. We got on the bus at 8:45am. When I got on the bus Alex sacasticly calls out "Sarah sit with me!" (but I know he really wanted me too) Alex was sitting at the very back of the bus in the itty bitty chair and I decided to take him up on the offer by sitting with him. Keys sat in the seat next to me with Jordan. Jordan apparently likes me a lot even though right away on the bus he said he likes Stacy (a.k.a. his GIRLFRIEND.) Although he was hitting on me a lot now that people bring it to my attention. He was always around me but then again there was a ton of people always constantly around the whole entire day, so thats probably why I didn't really notice or think anything about it at the time. Jeremy Drake (who also was around me a lot but mostly only when we were off the bus) told me the next day on the phone that whenever he would be walking next to me Jordan would walk right behind him at an uncomfertable distance (aka Jordan was basically riding his ass trying to make him move out of the way). Jeremy also informed me that when him and I sat down on the sidewalk to watch the hallodazel parade, then Kezia & Alexi joined us, and Jordan made Kezia & Alexi scoot over so he could sit by me and how as soon as he sat down he glared at Jeremy & gave him a look that seemed to say "You wanna play this game then lets go (this is according to Jeremy remember I actually didn't see this)." Jordan was always by me. On the bus on the way to the back to school (which was around 8pm)before stopping in Jordan to get something to eat, I ended up sitting next to Jordan on the bus because there was this other kid who was just a huge lil FREAK who kept touching me, but anyway Jordan apparently was sort of putting him arm arounded me and yeah... It was really bad nice he has a girlfriend already.Rumor also has it that he is going to dump Stacy (his gf) and ask me out. I don't believe its true and if it is then he's eating paint if he thinks its going to work! P.S. His girlfriends desk is right next to mine!!!!