Some all-time-fave quotes

"But I already said grace today!!"

Joseph: "I can't interpret your dreams...but my God can!! (Hallelujah! Hallelujah!)"
-Kids look around to see where the Hallelujahs are coming from

Jon: "P A R Y"
-Everyone bows their heads.
Someone: "Wait, did he just spell 'pray' 'P A R Y'?"

"SILENT CIRCLES!!"

Izze: "You know what are really funny animals...Possoms..."

"Idonwannaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Sam: "Come spoon with mee!"
Allyson: "Go spoon with Jesus!!"

Sam: "SUNGLASSESSSSSSSSSSSS!!"

"Your face."
"Your Mom."
e.g.:
"That's easy!!"
"Your mom's easy!"

"Oh Chelsea, well you came and you gave without taking..."

"Alalalalalalala!"

"That is ridiculously good/funny!"
-Dave's most overused phrase

Sam: "Kim, what's the most romantic thing someones ever done for you?"
Dave: "A guy texted her."

"No, not the pit, there's sharp pebbles!!"
"No, not Egypt, they eat children there!!"

Joseph: "[Animalistic noises]...Bryan Adams...Wisconsin wisconsin slamyoubodydownazigazigahh...Micha
 el Jackson Robbie Williams."
Translator: "He says, Yes."

"Awkward turtle!!"

Sam: "Dude, can you call a vet? Cause these puppies are SICK!!"

Sam and Kim: "Cake? What cake?! We never had cake!! We didn't eat the whole cake!!"

Kim: "Dave, did you eat all my chocolate while I was sleeping?"
Dave: "Did I?"

Chris: "DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
 YYY!!"

"SAM-DANCE!!"

Sam: "Gag me with a spoooooon."

"Overly excited picturrrrrrrrrrrrrre!!"

"You guys have ketchup here?"
"Do you guys have microwaves?"
"So do they have local bands over here?"

"What about ye brothers?"
"I thought you were my bruvvas?"

"When I say FIT, you say NESS!!"

"Hey Harry, how's Claire?!"

Dave (Mr. Holy 2006): "I don't need magazines, I have my Bible!!"

"How great is our God..."
-Dave's shower song. On a later occasion he commented...
"I thought I was having a sing-a-long with some of the local Portadown girls!"

"Kim, have you got your Axiom application form yet??"

"And it goes a little something like this...."

Jon [points at Humps for 1 mile sign and giggles]: "Hehehe..."

Jon: "I love the way he says poo...hehehe...poo..."

Jon: [puts on really bad N.I. accent] "How now brown cow...towel...what about ye...towel..."

"You are the way, the truth and the life, we live by faith and not by sight for you...we're living all for you!!" [Insert dance here]
Jon: "I feel like I'm in Steps or something..."
Kim: "I love Steps!!"

Dave: "Wholiness, wholiness..."

"Can we play cat and mouse? Can we play cat and mouse?"

"What a faaaaiiithfulll God I haaaaavvveee...."

Izze: "...you have to look up."
-Kids look at ceiling.

Allyson: "Hey, what's signlanguage for Neil?" [makes bum-grabbing motions]

Some all-time-fave moments
Random egg night and falling off the stool!

Sitting on the sheep and goats outside the Waterfront

Prank night with Liz's Harry

Our Harry squawking from his closet

Sam's (fake) 18th birthday and blowing out the invisible candles

Raves in the bedroom ("And she said yeeeeeeeeeeeahh yeah yeah...")

Spooning with Sam!

Train rides with the crew

Riding the bus to Hillsborough listening to sad songs

Ice skating ("You're my wonderwallllllllllllllllllll!!" "Here come the drums here come the drums!!")

PINK TOENAILS!!!

Spice Girls rave in the rain

Izze taking her pillow into the girls toilets ("Did Izze just take her pillow into the toilets?")

KIM'S KORNER!!!

Touching Allysons nose and having her make a horn sound

Walking into town

Waxing legs

Tickling Jon

~Memories i'll never forget~