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Hiram Webb
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- Okay; rule one: I hate people. K if that sounded really angry or antihumanistic, then obviously you're in the wrong place and you dont already know me. If you're one of those people then screew off cuz unless you're a pretty friggin awesome person I'm really not interested. K that sounded really angry too, but I'm just trying to be honest. The only person I know who genuinely hates people more than I do is *******(Will be defenestrated if I disclose her name) and That's saying something. However, if you happen to be a game, a book, or a musical instrument of some kind then you do not clasify as a person and I will be more than happy to make your acquaintance. Oh and if you're thinking about copying and pasting ANYTHING into a note for me - forget it. Not interested. There is nothing in the world more lazy, unheartfelt, and offensive than a pasted message declaring undying love and devotion with three thousand identical copies spread over the wide expanse o
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- mmmm it's been ssooo friggin long since I've read anything besides my own....
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- I used to have a huge list here. Now I can only think of three: The Tooth Fairy, Gay People (PLEASE STOP COMPLIMENTING ME ON MY HAT!!!) and Michael Jackson.
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- Sleeping, eating, falling asleep while eating, eating while sleeping (in dreams), watchin some random star with dian. And of course WORSHIPING
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- Had I the heaven's embroidared clothes
Enwrought with golden and silver light
The blue and the dim and the dark clothes
Of the night and light and the half light
I would spread the clothes under your feet
But I being poor have only my dreams
I have spread my dreams under your feet
Tread softly because you tread upon my dreams - Best way to tell me how much you love me:
- Hugs are good - so long as I love you in return - if I don't then they're just obnoctious. If I don't give a hoot for you (which is most likely true) then you'd better stick with one of the following; gifts of candy, gifts of exciting weapons, gifts of popular and action packed movies with humanity killing off and repopulating itself, gits of music (I'd better like it) gifts of substantial food, and of course, the original space filler, gifts of money. Despite how it may appear, this isn't really about me.
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Wednesday, August 01, 2007 11:30 AM (Time Zone BC+2) Minot, North Dakota, USA
News flash: Full Throttle makes a coffee based energy drink that packs a hefty punch. Buzzed drinks suck, Ontario is the most boring place on the planet, and MY BUT HURTS!!!
So, funny wicked awesome God story. Did I mention that he keeps his promises? Or how about that he’s TOTALLY breaking the spirit of poverty off our family… Since you’re probably getting sick of all the God stories, rather than going back to before we left Kitimat, I’ll simply relay the latest instance of insane blessing. Shortly before leaving Pugwash, I placed an order to my publisher for ten copies of my book to be mailed to the camp there. Before I left, I found buyers for all the books and collected the money, entrusting to the camp director the responsibility of distributing them for me. When I got to Windsor, I tracked the order through Canada Posts’ website, only to find that instead of Pugwash, they had been sent to Hazelton. That leaves me with no books, and two hundred dollars from people who, in turn will not have books. Needless to say, I was a little pissed off and more than a little stressed out.
Jump backwards to two weeks before I left Pugwash. I was praying one day, thanking God for the ways in which he’s been busting the spirit of poverty over Dixie and Denver, and basically demanding in on the deal when he up and told me that it’s mine too, and my inheritance was waiting for me when I went back home.
Jump forward two weeks. Yesterday, having gotten through the aforementioned trial with the leaky radiator, I was free to return to stressing over my dilemma with Trafford. Even if I got another order sent, or got my parents to mail the order they had, there was no way it was getting there by the end of camp meeting. Everyone would have gone home, and Kay would have had to track them down and things would have gotten ugly. My only solution was to collect mailing addresses from everyone and send them their books individually. That, of course would have been expensive and the earliest I would be able to do it would be about two weeks from now; not a pretty situation. In addition to all that, I could not get a hold of Trafford. Their order desk was just giving me an answering machine. Because their business hours were about to end, I gave them Dixie’s cell phone number, and left the matter alone for the night, telling God that I understood that it was in his hands and begging him to help me stop worrying about it.
This morning Trafford contacted me. The first call was ended in a matter of minutes with them saying they would get back to me. They tried to get Canada post to get the book back, but that wasn’t going to happen. They called me back and I finally got the chance to explain that I needed the books in Nova Scotia by Friday. That was reacted to with a ‘please hold’ and a wait of about thirty seconds. When the representative came back, she told that that at no extra charge, a second order would be shipped over night and would arrive there by Friday (it’s noon Wednesday now). In addition to that, I can still pick up the misdirected order in Hazelton. My buyers at camp will have their book in record time, and I have ten FREE books waiting for me when I get home. That God character… He’ll do.1 Comment 307 weeks
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Tuesday, July 31, 2007, (part two) 5:25 PM, Detroit Slums, Michigan, USA
Here is the story of a God who looks after both his children and his vehicles, and though his enemies try their hardest, he will not be undermined, outdone, or mocked.
I realize that this is the second blog today, so I’ll try to make it a bit briefer. However, remember the previous post as you read this one because they are closely connected. We begin by retelling advice given to us by multiple people. We were only given one piece of advice for our trip by people outside of the car, and that was to NOT get out of our car in downtown Detroit. And so, as our common enemy would have it, we rubbed a hole in our radiator in Windsor, and by the time we were on the bridge and had no way to pull over and turn back, the car was smoking profusely. Suddenly, the up and coming boarder crossing was not our biggest worry. By the time we got through the boarder (without incident or searching, btw) the car was making funny noises. When we stopped at a stop sign, it stalled, we started again, but by now it was smoking profusely, rattling like a diesel engine, and took us another twenty feet to the suicide lane across from our targeted gas station. At a clear break in the traffic, we pushed the car into the parking lot and popped the hood. The problem became immediately apparent. We were completely out of engine coolant. Purchasing a jug of coolant, we poured it in, and proceeded to watch it pour itself back out onto the pavement. That’s when we REALLY started praying.
Perhaps to make fully known the gravity of the situation I should describe the location. It looked exactly like a scene out of GTA Sanandreas. The gas station was the only building in sight without grass growing up around it and paint peeling and bars over the windows and doors. But even more than that, the spiritual atmosphere pushed in, screaming that we weren’t welcome and that we were in danger there. Gangsters were walking by on the street and pulling into the gas station, and there we were, stranded and in need of a repair shop. Enter the crappiest little shop ever with the most foul mouthed workers and the sluttiest advertisements; location: right across the street, right where God put it. A quick run over brought the owner back for a quick look at the car and a statement that he could get us a good fix for 75 dollars. None of us knows how long it took to fix, but in that time we all saw enough scary looking guys in close proximity to last us a long time. But the kewlest part was that, standing on the streets of the one place we had been told not to stop in, the hand of God was just too visible for us to be worried. I mean, obviously the devil was alive and well and attacking in full force, but God was RIGHT THERE TOO and for everything that went wrong he had a solution RIGHT THERE. I mean… how could we go wrong. And besides, we had him with us, so it didn’t matter who came down the street or into the station. We were the scariest things around and nobody was gonna mess with us.
The message seems clear: The devil does not want us back in time for the worship festival, but God does and we’re gonna be there for Thursday night, if by the skin of our teeth. In the course of one day we were put into two of the worst situations we could find ourselves in, and brought out unscathed, and I mean literally; UNSCATHED in ANY way. That is the story of a God who looks after both his children and his vehicles. His prophesies and promises are all true. Not only has the car run as though he himself built it, he had provided as though he himself owns it, and he does. Before we left Kitimat, we knew that, at all costs, we needed to be back for Thursday night, and despite all this, we will still be there.0 Comments 307 weeks
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Tuesday, July 31, 2007, Cambridge, Ontario 9:21 AM (time zone BC +3)
I will tell you an epic tale of a midnight on the 401. It began when I took the driver’s seat outside of Toronto, Ontario somewhere around 10:30 (rough estimate). Shortly after, I was navigating Toronto construction zones through three lanes of traffic. As Lydia would say, it was intense. Needless to say, I of course navigated the city without incident b/c I’m so wicked awesome. No, the action began not far out the other side of Toronto. About forty clicks before Cambridge, to be exact. Now we’re looking at a six lane, about eleven thirty at night, and a buck twenty in the middle lane. Enter, the shimmy.
Instinct, or perhaps something more intelligent, screamed, “your front left tire’s about to blow!” Analytical thinking replied, “This kind of thing has occurred before and last time it was just lines on the highway.” Instinct screamed, “it’s only one corner of the car. You’re loosing a wheel!” By now I’m doing about a hundred and my companions remain undecided as to what I should do. Analytical thinking stated, “innocent until proven guilty.” Obviously, analytical thinking had taken a few too many. Instinct began pounding at the walls of its cage. “IT’S GETTING WORSE!!! Pull over now!” The shimmy became a slight bounce and the noise increased. I engaged the right blinker, let off the gas, began to engage the break, and sought a lane change.
There was a delightfully pleasant noise, the front left corner of the car dropped and began pulling, and out of the corner of my eye, I saw my hubcap bounce off into the darkness. Instinct hyperventilated: “You just lost your bloody tire!” I don’t remember whether or not a quick shoulder check yielded a clear right lane, but the fact remains that I made a quick lane change, and hit the shoulder. Conveniently, we were approaching a bridge. By the time I stopped, my four way flashers were on (I faintly remember turning them on) and my nose was sticking out into traffic. An awkward episode ensued, which ended me backed up about thirty feet with no more than six inches between one side and the barrier, and a generous three feet between the other side (the driver’s side with the blown tire) and all manner of traffic which, at this point is still doing a buck twenty.
They say (‘they’ being primarily Jared) that the 401 is the busiest highway in North America; Not in Ontario… not even in Canada. The busiest highway in North America. With that in mind, consider the three foot gap. Now consider that the entire outside wall of our tire was gone. A picture begins to emerge through the magic pad… Having discovered that we had an in tact doughnut and jack (all a miracle in itself, considering that we had not previously checked either) we proceeded to crouch in the three feet between the blown tire and North America’s busiest highway with a travel rate difference of 120 kph. As I crouched there in the dark, cranking the jack and twisting off the nuts on the tire, the wind from the passing trucks buffeting me, one thought repeated itself over and over again in my head: “My destiny is far bigger than being hit by a truck while changing out a tire on the 401.” That’s what pulled me through.
With the doughnut on and all our stuff hastily crammed back into the car (namely on my lap) we continued on our way, but this time at about seventy clicks. Taking the next exit, we found a gas station where we paid a dollar to top up our doughnut with air and found a Spanish attendant who couldn’t speak English for jack ship beyond enough to explain that we would find a place to change our tire in Toronto. Thanks a lot, buddy. Finally, a tow truck stopped in, and while Dixie and Jared cowered in the car for fear of conversing with strangers, I sucked out of the driver all information he had on local tire services. He ended up directing us twenty-five kilometers down the road to a twenty-four hour Esso/McDonnalds where we would be able to find more inf0 Comments 307 weeks
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Firiegh Tellemas4/22/08
Hey Hiram! been like forever..literally! gosh darn. come on oftener! anyway just dropped by to say hi.. have a good one! Sierra
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Tamika Murdon3/31/08hey himy!, wow.. so long time no talk hey. how are things going with ya? things with me are amazing. I just recently got back from England and wow, what an experience. How's school and all that good stuff? lol well i just thought i'd say hi cuz it's def been forever. Catcha later.,
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1/23/08
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hey himy well anyways...ya srry bout not leaving any comments in a while lol at the moment im munching on sum frozen carmel nut granola bar thing i grabed from mi moms lol yuuuuuummm i was gunna call u but figured id make sure to leave a comment 1st but then realized ur probably at prayer still...well anyways...yip... SCORE!!! im gettin paid a bit tomorow. YES! lol but i need to give mi info & stuff fer subsidy er w/e & tho that takes a while trish is payin me tomorow....lol...YES heehee yip im outa things to say...hmmm random thought.....i have soo many nick names from ppl & pet names from u....but i dont have any fer u lol other than Himy, Himez....Bratt...Weirdo...weird newfy....lol never mind i have a few (OH lol that L.M. thing LMAO) but no good ones lol....meh we'll need to work on that.... random fact.....uh...OH the kids are all gone lol Donnys playing out, Jeanettes down town with a friend, Rebeccas at a friends house...& im runnin outa room well love u, laterz
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Krystal Fifi1/12/08hey im tired. ahh its going i guess....i dont know why im so tired i slept till 12, and u?. it is NOT funny that i broke my mp3 its annoyingly......ahh i cant finish that sentence.....danggg it................ im going to mess up.but thats okay i guess. it is not so like me cause...yea...thats not a good thing to say lmao... yea i really dont have much to say today, other then my wrists are sore, i will never watch the movie bratz again in my life, i'd rather.. okay personally there are so many things i'd rather do then watch that movie. dont watch it. i dont even know how to describe it. well anyways i guess i should go cause i dont know what else to say other then i found the worlds coolest shirt at sight and sounds yesturday. i want it. well yea. i guess ill ttyl byee.
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Krystal Fifi1/10/08
rafiki. okay im writing a longish comment cause my other one was more like...how are u on lmao. ah im bored. well not bored. well bored but lacking the want to do anything. ahh i guess its just normal lately, not that it would matter anyways. yeaa im..okay i guess. and u? AHHH!!! okay im just going to not freak out cause its pointles.. although i think it might be a bit late for that. yea i dont know what else to say so yea, i guess ill just talk to youu tommorow. later.
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Krystal Fifi1/9/08
hey wth, how are u online?
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1/7/08
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hey there lol sooo...how was..umm....what was it....block b?....hmmm as in....uh writing?....lol wow so a story on u arguing an old guy?... i really done have anything to say...at all....i dont even really feel up to babbling...though im gunna try hard to....just cause.... but this class is sooo quiet....& all my typing sounds loud.....im just waiting fer summone to walk up & check up on all mi "work" garnish...babysitting....hmmm....m ath test....hangin out....*sigh* garnish still got nuthin to say....& no NO im not shaving mi head ..... .... .... no & thats all i got to say bout that GEEZ im bored *S-I-G-H* .... *SSSS-IIIII-GGGGGGG-HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* SSSSSSSOOOOOOO BBBBBOOORRRRRRRREEEEEEEDDDDDD AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH well i should go.... im not doing a very good job at babblin & im sure ur bored..... *sigh* bye........ *SIGH* lottsa love laterz *SIGH*
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Krystal Fifi12/30/07
why hello hirma. whats going on? seeing as i will probably not see u until tuesday, im deciding to say hi. oddly the day u get back, i am probably going up to hazelton to see darion. and then i get to skip a day of schooL! though darion has school so as to what im going to do that day i have no cluee...well anyways i just decided to say hi, so i will ttyl byee
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Kristyn G12/28/07Kayy HIRAM im seriouse! TAKE MY NAME OFF PLZ!
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Kristyn G12/27/07
theres a difference between dislikeing and hatred...duhh
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Kristyn G12/27/07
UGHH HIRAM TAKE MY NAME OF THERE!!!!! I DONT HATE! I JUST DONT LIKE MOST PPL! SOO TAKE IT OFF! GRRR- - - Dude apparently u dont know know how to spell my name **Kristyn!? duhh
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Krystal Fifi12/26/07
hey. although i am sure u will say "freak out" or something of that sort do my quiz! because i am bored and i took the time to make it well good bye oh and merry christmas and come back for new years! although my life will be occupied until 4:30 or so that morning bye
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12/19/07
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ello well as said heres mi luv fer today garnish im bored im sure ud think i look decrepid blah *sigh* well bye
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Midnight Roses12/17/07
hello yip...im in transitions... sooo there was a fire in old wing today & at the moment im sure ur in the gym i really really wanna here over there to hang out... but im in class...too late now darn meh im sure ull survive well ya i got nuthan to say cept ill send u some luv tomorow i sent mine too mi mummy lol heehee she looked so cute at lunch lol well anyways.... this is a whole lotta nuthan... in dooin research on a midsummers nightes dream well not really research.... im readin it online cuz we dont have the book shame i love readin this stuff i mean i like the movie to but iss not the same well im just babbling... i should end this here ... lottsa love laterz
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Midnight Roses12/10/07
Himy<3 <---This Person Loves You <---This Person Would Never Hurt You <---This Person Is A True Friend <---This Person Has Your Back <---This Person Is Always There For You If I Don't Get This Back, I Understand, You Just Don't Love Me As Much As I Love You, Once You Read This Letter You Must Send It To 15 People That You Care About. If You Get 7 Back Your Loved.. :]..peace out !!!
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Krystal Fifi12/2/07
Hebb! A Real Friend.... (A)ccepts you as you are (B)elieves in "you" (C)alls you just to say "HI" (D)oesn't give up on you (E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts) (F)orgives your mistakes (G)ives unconditionally (H)elps you (I)nvites you over (J)ust "be" with you (K)eeps you close at heart (L)oves you for who you are (M)akes a difference in your life (N)ever Judges (O)ffer support (P)icks you up (Q)uiets your fears (R)aises your spirits (S)ays nice things about you (T)ells you the truth when you need it (U)nderstands you (V)alues you (W)alks beside you (X)-plains thing you don't understand (Y)ells when you won't listen and (Z)aps you back to reality PASS IT ON TO EVERYONE YOU CONSIDER A FRIEND OR WOULD LIKE TO HAVE AS A FRIEND SEE HOW MANY TIMES YOU GET IT BACK Send this to 10 ppl u love or friends u never wanna loose!
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Tamika Murdon11/24/07
Hey himy, how's it going? so that was a really random one... sexyback hey... lol nice to know i'll keep that in mind. lol. yea it's def been awhile nothing much is going on here just the normal school and junk.. so anyhow... catcha later.
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Krystal Fifi11/24/07
hiram. guess what? DIAN CUT MY HAIR! yea! this time i wrote it properly. oh and btw we are not in terrace anymore just incase u didnt figure this out cause apparently neither i nor dian showed up tonight. i was babysitting and dian was probably sleeping. well i think im going to go for a walk so bye. wow. this was quite long considering my other 2. but i spoze ur the only one i needed to tell that we are NOT stranded in terrace. laterz.
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Midnight Roses11/19/07
hello just so u know i lovez you g2g lol laterz
what the hey rafiki!
Krystal Fifi 0 Replieshey! happy birthday in two days! i sorta figured i'd send u a message today considering tommorow, im going to hang out with ally all day and friday im going to terrace so yea! okay bye! ohh notice the pink little candle?
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