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Phil Ward

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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
The locust squats upon the leaf: he's just biding his time.
The human world that he surveys, he thinks one day this all will be mine.

The spiders are not insects, but in a war they will side with the insects,
traitors, traitors, spiders, traitors,

they'll betray us and they'll make us Human Slaves, in an Insect Nation.

Where did it all go wrong? The insects used to be our brothers
Along came pesticide
and on that day our friendship died.
And pouring boiling water down ants' nests couldn't have helped.
We have betrayed the trust
of the bee and the locust
out there are some angry bugs
and too many salted slugs
when will the madness end?


WHAT ABOUT THE WORMS?! They're eyeing up your car. How could a worm drive a car you say? 2 on the pedals, 2 on the wheel, 1 on the A-to-Z
The Other Half Of Me
Jess K

Jess K

¡Mamacita!

What's Hot
The X-Factor early rounds. Breakfast. Free BBQs. "You have to, damn it, they took our jobs!!"
What's Not
People who poke me a lot at inopportune times, such as sleepy time. Working 8 1/2 hour shifts after someone has ruined sleepy time with inopportune pokes.

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    If you can keep your head when all about you
    Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
    If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
    But make allowance for their doubting too;
    If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
    Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
    Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
    And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

    If you can dream - and not make dreams your master,
    If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
    If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
    And treat those two impostors just the same;
    If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
    Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
    Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
    And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

    If you can make one heap of all your winnings
    And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
    And lose, and start again at your beginnings
    And never breath a word about your loss;
    If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
    To serve your turn long after they are gone,
    And so hold on when there is nothing in you
    Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

    If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
    Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch,
    If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
    If all men count with you, but none too much;
    If you can fill the unforgiving minute
    With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
    Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
    And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!

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  • Tali T
    Tali T

    I just scored $732 in four days spending time online! All thanks to - http://x.co/KTHq trust me, you will be happy

    11/22/10
  • Lupe Wade

    hi Taber This hot chick with huge tits is showing on cam! Hit up jane83bmw@live.com on msn messenger before she gets off. Shes crazy!

    7/19/08 via Mobile
  • Rob Ward

    YOU can't kill them...

    12/21/06
  • Rob Ward

    Down two has got to be one of the funniest comments I've ever read...

    12/20/06
  • Jess K
    Jess K

    and seriously change your fucking photo

    12/1/06
  • Jess K
    Jess K

    soz baby didn't tb am sooo fucke d whooops aesh lol anyways went to que pasa in town then realised id lost my phone bu tone one of the other models have it in their baga beag bag so i'll get it tomoz lol soz didn't tb, anyways then went to liquid, had a total of four worthing rugby players buy me drinkes so shows im def a hit with rugdy players as a whole!!!!!! wooo go me! then lfet at half twelve cos got college in under six hours, am going to die., love you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    12/1/06
  • Jess K
    Jess K

    Heya, check my blog i nicked off rosie, its quite amusing, and very very true...thanx again for a great weekend. love you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    11/27/06
  • Lady Samantha*
    Lady Samantha*

    WHY? You smell. I shall have to find someone else who wants to be nice.

    11/24/06
  • Lady Samantha*
    Lady Samantha*

    Coffee. Saturday. Not optional. Tu comprends? x x x x x x

    11/22/06
  • Rob Ward

    I just wanna be top of your comments..... but seriously, what's happening about NZ on the 5th. WB, bitch! Hahaha! I called you a bitch and there's nothing you can do about it!

    10/26/06
  • Jess K
    Jess K

    You're so insensitive sometimes! it is not a sad song and you of all people should know why its my song of the summer, I'm upset and offended :( And you didn't need to highlight me texting you Arsewipe xxxxxxx

    10/23/06
  • Rob Ward

    Ok, will you settle for a slap? And what, did she walk into the tree twice or something? I kinda remember her telling me now, but I probably wasn't listening.

    10/23/06
  • Rob Ward

    Oh, and btw: 1) Wrong. If you don't understand the question then it's your own stupid fault. Josh got it right! 2) Again, Josh got it right. 3) If it's not a season don't pick it. Not my fault. It was deliberately misleading, and you let yourself be mislead. 7) Leonardo is so eight years old. I've evolved. Get with the program. 8) Whateffa! 9) No, the answer is not infinity. Idiot. 10) Implied meaning, it's all I ever talk about. And if you don't understand the question, it's your own fault. And Josh got it right so bleh! 12) I'll let you off that one, because I know you know. You still wouldn't have won though. 13) Sue me. You lose, and you are banned from receiving prizes due to your complaining.

    10/22/06