Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey, it was After Eight.

She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name, "Polo - I'm the one with the hole", she said. "I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in and went straight to the bedroom.

Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn'
t long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker. Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she already had a few Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie.
She wanted more but he decided to take a Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. So he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in her Sherbert. At the same time he gave her a Gob Stopper.

Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his wife,Caramel. Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms Rowntree had a Box of Assorted Creams.
She had been with All Sorts

------------------Girls-----------------------
--------------are like apples----------------
---------on trees. The best ones-----------
--------are at the top of the tree.----------
------The boys dont want to reach--------
----for the good ones because they-------
--are afraid of falling and getting hurt.----
-Instead, they just get the rotten apples--
---from the ground that aren't as good, --
-but easy. So the apples at the top think-
-something is wrong with them, when in--
----reality, they're amazing. They just----
-----have to wait for the right boy to------
-------come along, the one who's---------
-------------brave enough to---------------
------------------climb all-------------------
------------------ the way-------------------
------------------to the top------------------
-----------------of the tree.-----------------

" it's like a little red heaven"---amelia referring to da beloved chinese

"yes wit each breath u can hear da snot jinglin in his nostrils! nd as for those teeth-yellow chipped nd full of bits of food! mmm yummy""---- u said it gemma

"here's a thought 4 u....only cos deacon might think u're as deep as me.. When ur inbox is full and u hav 2 delete messages of class times it's like momentarily reviving the memory and then moving on 4ever""---- wow luke dats eh, deep!!!

"just saw ruth borland,,, considered laying a serious smack down on her ass!""--- alex

"i feel like im tough work but worth it in da end""--bren....nice!!

keane "she's a filthy nasty bitch"-- wow wow keane

"in 6th yr u begin to c da wood from da trees"-- duggan,,,,, oh ryt nd dat means??

me-"hey u look like sam" .....(sam big brother man pre-op trans
al-"dats disastrous, she's a man"
me,,,,,,,"" ha ha i know"

"i cud live wiv us for da rest of our life,, we're dat funny"---moi to al

"lay off da viagra there ******"---conolly nyt of da val!!

"i love stirring da pot it's great!!"---duggan-well i never!

moi to al--"i dont want brophy remenants on me"
keith--"but sure u already had it up ur nose"

Jule-"do i have sweat stains??? coz dat boy on da bus was really hott!!"

al-" i didn't know u cud suck on dat!"
keith--"you can suck on anything you want to!!!"--------oh really keith?? wud u like to inform us of anything??

keith---"9 o clock! she must b in the bushes!!""
gilmore--"=WHAT R U TALKING BOUT 9 O CLOCK"--with a slight time delay...."shes been in there for 4 hours!!!!!""

soph--"oh will u get me a coors light"
soph's mum--"But u don't drink"
soph--"Dat was the old me! i'm bored of not drinking!!"

keane-"i kissed a mayo boy!"
me-"NO WAY!!,,what was it like?"

"duggans havin labour pains, ye mite wanna pick up the pace...!"--keane

"charles ray"---anyone agree??

"this is a beautiful game"--brady referring to think while u drink....it all went horribly down hill from there!!!

"that prop looks like triplets that werent separated at birth"---keiths daddy

al--"what about books??"
keane--"what books? i sincerely hope u mean the noteclub!!!""

soph--"i cant see wen i lauf"
al's mummy--"now u know wat al feels like da whole time"

"you couldn't trust her wiv ur middle name!!"--keane

"She's a waste of human life"---keith

"i wanna be ur best man nd emma's bridesmaid nd i wanna marry allie coz if ur not a member of da forde family ur not cool nd i wanna be barbara's new husband!! i wud be da happiest man in da world!!"---theo very drunk

"hey alison that umbrella reflects ur life right now!!"---keith

"if ross galvin walks by da door one more time,i'm going to fail my leaving
cert!!"---alex

alex---"so what books are you bringing"
keane---"i sincerely hope u mean the nightclub!!"

"my hair's as dry as a nun's knickers"---jill

"if nothings going out, nothing shud b going in"---michela--nice!!

"I'm starting to give up on you"----theo (referring perhaps to the leaving??)

"I can't read upside down, backwards & diagonally"----theo

"i'm not supporting the forde family"----theo

"oh i think he's holding a maderine" .....cue laughter from everybody else.... "no emma that's a tanberine"-dad....me-"OHHHH"

"it's terrible about that tsammy isn't it"-me
"no emma it's a tsunami"-alex,gemma christine...everybody!!

"i'd shut up right now unless you want ur next period to come out ur nose"-brooke davies & keith

"you have zero revelance to my life"-moi

playing poker....treacy: very ethusitically "3 fours".....warner whispers "full house" explosion of laughter....brady "YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!!""

neary to aiken "sir were you in the riots yesterday?" - neary

"i don't have a spanish accent"--blanca

"omg i'm actually gonna fail pass maths"--keane

"see you guys later im off to score sum bitches"---nd yes u did sammy!!