01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys
when they aren't looking.

02. Set all the
alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals

03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
toilet.

04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone:
"There's a
Code 3 in Housewares"... and see what happens.

05. Go to the Customer Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on
credit.

06. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you
are sleeping over - invite them in if they bring pillows from the
Bedding Department.

08. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask:
"Why

can't you people just leave me alone?"

09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick
your
nose.

10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the assistant
if
he
knows where the anti-depressants are located.

11. Dart around
the store suspiciously, while humming the theme from
Mission Impossible.

12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say:
"PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and
assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's those voices
again!!!"

And last but not least:

14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell
loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here"