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- GO ON ! BE AN ORIBLE CUNT !!!!
- Me, Myself, and I
- This is just a joke group we dont believe any of this realy its just a bit of fun we're sticking our fingers up to the pc brigade dont destroy our group bebo pls
FUCK YOU !!!
This group is dedicated to all those people who just dont give a flying fuck about anything or anyone so if u just wanna mouth off, kick off, vent some anger, scream, shout, punch, kick, do wot ever u need to do that you know u shouldnt, this is the place to be lol
GROUPS THE CUNTS LIKE :
Drunk txt appreciation society
What the fuck happened last Night
Veggie piss take
Swearing is big and it is funny
the vulva or vagina
sexual intercourse with a woman
a woman: a term of hostility and contempt
any unpleasant or contemptible person
GO ON !!!!!!
BE AN 'ORIBALE CUNT
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.
3: Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.
4: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
5: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
6: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
7: In the mini-bus, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
8: When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
9: You may fart in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment (commonly known as a Dutch oven), she's officially your girlfriend.
10: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
11: Only in situations of mortal and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
12: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
13: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
14: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
15: Women who claim they 'love to watch sports' must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
16: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
17: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
18: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
19: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
20: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
21: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
22: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly 'just a friend' have carnal, drunken monkey sex. The fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.
23: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
24: Thou shall not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
25: The girl who replies to the question 'What do you want for Christmas?' with 'If you loved me, you'd know what I want!' gets an Xbox 360 End of story.
26: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.
27: It is not permissible to make eye contact when watching porn with your mates. Furthermore, this is only one of two circumstances under which it is allowed to have an erection with friends in the room, the other being when you are 'spit roasting' a woman.
28: We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:
* 'GUTS' is arriving home late after a night out with the guy
0 Comments 266 weeks
We took a look at the real 10 comandments and thought we could give them our own little spin so here you go they are a bit easier to live by then the real ones
1) Only worship Drugs, Drink, Sex, And of course the Cunts !
2) Why the fuck worship false idols, you know the like Jordan the slapper amy winehouse the scag head When you can worship me !!!
3) Alway use the word CUNT when ever possable if u can say it to your nan all power to u and much respect !!
4) Remember the magic friday go out get pissed up take drugs get laid and if you can do it on an alter in church
5) On a serious note respect your family !!! u never know when u'll need a new kidney or just a sub of some cash, i know u hate them but we all need kidneys
6) your liver and brain are wonderfull things !! kill um with drink and drugs, if you must kill, kill fat people of chavs
7) if you must cheat on your partner do it with some1 hot or at the very least dont get fuckin caught !
Dont steal from poor people they have nothin anyway just rob the rich cunts !!! they have better stuff !!!
9) Lies are great the more outlandish the better, lie to the police the judge, your spouse your boss its amasing what you'll get away with.
10) Never be envious of anyone !! if you want somthing that some1 else has, hit them over the head with somthing hard (not your cock or fake titts) and just take it
0 Comments 269 weeks
Contrary to the traditional, adamant position of school and government officials, drugs have recently been found to be, in fact, cool. Rumors to this effect have been circulating lately, but it was not until a comprehensive study of high school students, the authorities on coolness, was completed that it was confirmed. Not only were drugs found to be cool in their own right, but it became apparent that one can become cool by taking them, a procedure known to inside sources as "doing them."
Why are these sometimes shady, usually illegal substances cool? Two reasons: first, they are sometimes shady, usually illegal. Second, they all offer some sort of exhilarating feeling, known to insiders as a "high." This "high" leads most often to loss of coherent thought, loss of body control, the performing of activities otherwise thought better of, and hallucinations. Cool!
One particularly cool high school student, who wishes to remain unnamed, stated, "Dude, man, teachers are, like, all [messed] up. They don't know, man. They're totally [very] stupid. Drugs are, like, no big deal. What the [heck]?" He then ceased responding and blankly stared at the wall, humming and rhythmically shifting his head back and forth. No other information was obtained. Other students all seem to be of the opinion that drugs help them relax after a hard day of studying, writing papers, and volunteering down at the homeless shelter. They claim that drugs definitely add to their coolness rating, and often help them to get lots and lots of [female genitalia].
I don't know about you, but in view of these facts, drugs sure sound good to me! Anyone know where I can get some?
0 Comments 283 weeks
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Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.0 Replies 283 weeks
A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day; then cook him a nice meal.
Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it, do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a delicious meal.
Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.
A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. The Man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young single girls is a great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (it's a great time to clean the house too)! Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he gets home is for you and your best friend to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice meal.
Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.
A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing - your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.
Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.
A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should; He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex on him and cooking him a nice meal.
Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one.
A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal.
The rusty trombone1 Reply 290 weeks
Rusty trombone is a euphemism for a sexual act involving a man in a standing position with knees and back slightly bent, with feet at least shoulder width apart in order to expose the anus. The other partner typically is on his or her knees behind the man and performs anilingus while reaching up beneath the testicles or around the body to masturbate the man, mimicking the motions of a trombone player. The act is defined primarily by the physical orientation of the partners and the combination of anilingus with penile masturbation; however, other positions and variations are possible.
Ok heres one to start you off :0 Replies 290 weeks
THE WEAKEST CHINK !!!
the rules are compleatly different to the similar sounding weakest link which lets face it is crap !
Ok the basic idea is you get 10 chinese people put them in a big perspex dome type thing and the one who is able to walk out wins there are no real prizes appart from being allowed to live or not being disabled actually fuck it well throw in the chance to fight anne robinson for a tenner