There was a man called GOLIATH
Who had ACUPUNCTURE
After making a SCULPTURE
CRIKEY he said
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Look at that RASTAFERIAN *dunno if u spell it lke tht :S*
Who is holding a POTATO
It was MASSIVE!!
He made it into a WILD
SHEPARDS PIE!
What a PERFORMANCE!!
He then watched STANDARD MONEKY PORN
While holding his PENIS
When NOTHING happened
He scratched his SCROTUM
Out popped BAMBI covered in SMEG
He then licked her CLEAN!!

001: Name - Georgina Claire Pink
002. Nickname – urm George, georgie, g,pinky,
003. Single or taken – single
004. Zodiac Sign - Leo
005. Male or Female- Female
006. School: St Peters
007. iPod - yep nano in pink
008. How many buddies on your list: list?
009. Screenname: georgie...x
010. Hair Color- Dark Brown
012. Hair Long or Short - Long ish
014. Eye Color - urm pink, yellow,
015. Are you a health freak – not really
016. Height – 5’5-6 i think i dunnno
017. Do you have a crush on someone – kindof
018. Do you like yourself - urm sumtimes i guess
019. Braces? - Nopppee
021. Piercings - Ears
022. Tattoo – nope
023. Righty or Lefty- lefty baby!
___Your 'Firsts'___
024. Surgery - urm tosoles (dunno how u spell it) - if that counts?!?!
025. First piercing - My ears
026. First best friend – Katie Bennet - i think
027. First Boyfriend……Callum somebody lol
028. First Sport You Joined – Ballet
029. First pet - honey my hamster
030. First vacation – spain
031. First Concert – some shitty thing
032. First love – ????????????????

___Favorites___
033. Movie – dirty dancing,
034. Favorite tv show – friends, hollyoks
035. Colour - pink/yellow
036. Music – bit of everything
039. Drink – tea/OJ
040. Body part not on the face - urmmmmm feet lol
041. Sport To Play - rounders!
042. Favorite piece of clothing – PJS!
043. Brand Of Clothing? – Topshop, New look, JW, H&M.....
044. What do you sleep with? – pillows and duvet
045. Favorite School – all of them
046. Favorite Animal(s) - monkeys
047. Favorite Books – dnt read much lol
048. Favorite Magazines – heat

___Your Future___
058. Want Kids? - Yes
059. Married? - I would like to
060. Careers in Mind: no idea maybe kids!

__Which is better with the Opposite/Same (depending on sexual orientation) Gender__
068. Lips or Eyes- eyes
069. Hugs or Kisses - hugs
070. Shorter or Taller – Taller
072. Romantic, Spontaneous or larma - larma?? and both
073. nice face or nice bum - BOTH
074. Sensitive or Loud - more loud than sensitive
075. Hook-up or Relationship - relationship
076. Sweet or caring - both
077. Trouble Maker or Hesitant? - both

___Have you ever___
078. Kissed a Stranger - Yes..
079. Drank bubbles – probebly
080. Lost glasses/contacts – Nooo
081. Ran Away From Home – when i was little
082. Broken a bone - Nope
083. Got an X-ray - Once
084. Broken Someone's Heart - I don’t think so.
087. Cried When Someone Died - Yes……

___Do You Believe In___
089. God - sometimes
090. Miracles – yep
093. Aliens – No
094. Magic – No
095. Heaven - Yes…
096. Santa Claus - DEFOO..................... no
097. Sex on the first date- No
098. Kissing on the First Date - Yesssss
099. Angels - no

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have?: no.. i got him!

1)When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them
on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,
and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
Wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they
Know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After
A while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day
Been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then
Scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on,
ask if they have an appointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to
play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask
them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay,
don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group Hug!” and then enforce it.

1 Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the
wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in
horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then
announce, "I have new socks on".

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to
the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"