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The Hopplehoffenheimer
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- Tagline
- Hot lead in bed. That's right, they call me "The Bullet"...because i last a moment in the sack
- Me, Myself, and I
- "All matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration where we are all one consciousness, experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves." - Bill Hicks
- Music Music Music!
- Aerosmith, Silvertide, RHCP, Socialburn, Camille, Hanson, John Coltrane, Stevie Wonder, Nina Simone, Parliament Funkadellic, DJ Rubbish, The Corries, Capercaile, Radiohead, Lauryn Hill, Aretha Franklin, POTUS, Muse, Liquid Tension, Marcus Miller, Cara Dillon, Jaco Pastorius, Cheap Trick, Joss Stone, Incubus, African music of any kind, DragonForce, Jackson 5, BookerT and the MG's, Bad Company, Rocket From The Crypt, Mott The Hoople, The Scorpions, Black Label Society, Alicia Keys, Pearl Jam, Dream Theatre, Journey, The Datsuns, Idlewild, The Answer, Wolfmother, Stanley Clarke, Er Clapton, Joe Bonomassa, Everclear, Steve Lawson, George Clinton, Rodrigo y Gabriela, Catatonia, The Meters, Gorillaz, InMe, Jeff Buckley, PJ Harvey, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Foo Fighters, Spindoctors, Squarepusher, aaaaand some good ol' Rachmaninoff, Chopin, Bach, Prokofiev, Schubert and Motzart. Smack yer bitch up!
- Flickety Pictures
- Pulp Fiction, Benny and Joon, The Shawshank Redemption, Shine, The Emperor"s New Groove. Empire Of The Sun, The Power Of One, The Talented Mr Ripley, What Dreams May Come, Au Revoir Les Enfants, Schindler's List, The Fifth Element, Rain Man, The Graduate, Pans Labyrinth, QI, Million Dollar Baby, Keeping Mum, Leon, Silence Of The Lambs, Trainspotting, The Truman Show, The Waterboy, Interview With The Vampire, 3:10 to Yuma, Twelve Kingdoms series, The Man In The Iron Mask and Ong Bak - constant violence, lots of screaming and a guy that beats people up while his legs are on fire! - two enthusiastic thumbs up.
- Books
- Trilogies: Bartimaeus, Dark Matter, Inheritance and Wind on Fire.
Series: A song of ice and fire and yes, Harry Potter.
Single: Dude where's my country, The Melancholy death of Oyster boy, Angels and demons and anything by Bill Bryson. - Scared Of
- nothing really. I'm a coooold sunn'va beeetch.
- Happiest When
- Talking to friends, playing bass and gigs with the guys and acting gay to frighten homophobes.
- Quote of the week
- "I'm the youngest of three, my parents are both older."
- A poem for the rain
- A walk in the rain, such peace i obtain.
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My poem about a tree
There was a tree, so long and tall
It dwarfs all trees, it dwarfs them ALL!
You don't believe me?, who'd you think you are punk?
This is MY tree cocksucker, i ought to slam dunk
You into a pile of lemons
And watch as they suck the moisture fromyour skin, causing massive dehydration and wrinkly prune fingers HAH! *makes afew shooting noises*1 Comment 294 weeks
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Question time.
For those of you who've "joined" with me in the state of holy bebo matrimony only recently, there have been persistant cries for me to re-introduce the riddle game i had here (Steph i'm looking at you). So for this reason, this and the fact i have no more riddles, i am introducing QUESTION TIME! Yes that's right, plain old questions which i think about and have no answer to. All you have to do is find out at your leisure and leave a reply here so that myself and others can enjoy the juicy sandwich of knowledge. I have my thoughts about the answers but i thought it'd be nice to see who could come up with the best or right answers. So without further ado, this is....Question Time *insert theme tune*
Question 3: Will your answer to this question be "No"?
enjoy
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Avatar - Season 3
Praise God, Avatar Season 3 is coming out this summer! I can barely contain my excitement! *squeal*. Obviously to 99.999% of you this will mean sweet f*** all but this is one of my favourite cartoons! Aang - avatar - has to master the 4 elements (not including the element of surprise) in time to overthrow the fire nation in its bid to dominate the world - which will occur at the arrival of a comet. Aang and his friends Toff (a blind earth bending girl), Kitara (a water bending girl) and Soka (Kitara's sarcastic brother), are haring around all over the world, running into all kinds of exciting adventures, in an effort to evade capture by the fire nation and learn the secrets of Aangs hidden power. Can they do it in time? They'd fucking better!
David
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how come you didnt add me on twitter? http://goo.gl/hFHgR I thought we were gonna hook up?
Got a new facebook account..... add my profile http://goo.gl/mugwF
did u go to badminton or were they left lackin ur presence again? of course i wouldnt know since i havent been myself 4 several weeks...
for lack of poking or sheep-throwing i will send u bebo love instead.
i just woke up and read all my bebo comments i left last night.. scarlet.. typin and words obviously arent my speciality when drunk.. apologies love.. xx
hey love, im jsst home fom one of those nights out... dunno if it was good or bad..that kinda night...
but im good all the same. jut workin my ass off. trying to make an impression.. how come you and the guys are breaking up? im gonna be in edinburgh for the paddys and eastyer week.. 14th to the 21st for work, so if your about, we should meet up. say howdy... seeingsomeone?? david....young love..
glad to hear all is well from across the waters.. better be not 3 or 4 monts brofre i hear from you again... xx
DAVID.... where have you been??? i have missed you terribly.. you cannot disppear on me like this again.. been months since you've graced y bebo page..
how are ye pet? hows college, work, women, the band. tell me all.
hope your well love, enjoy some heartfelt bebo love.. mwah!!!!!!xxxx
well Hopplehoffenheimer Looks like we've got a load of similar interests, the most important of which is kick ass music. We reckon you might be into our sound. We're a band from the west of Ireland puttin a big push on this year so ya can expect to see us live or on radio/tv near you soon. Check us out and let us know what ya think. Try dementificationified or the hungarian matador....we dare ya not to like it! Peace!!
Ah i'm good thanks, home is pretty ace, i was in tesco today and guess who i seen... Peter beardsley! No word of a lie, he was at the checkout next to me! Working your ass off? How were your exams? X
Indeed! Did you know that carrots were originally purple! I blame the dutch!
how are you?