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Chris Smallman

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  • Male, 22, Luv 63
  • from maidstone
  • I am Single
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  • Last active: 12/9/11
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
my nme is chris 17 cnt w8 to move out get a flat n shit workin as a fork lift driver great fun lol. newayz boys and girls leave me a comment.
Music
like RnB n hip hop n d n b all dat shit
mates
loadsa ppl down leybourne and larkfield cba to name em all gen
gcse grads
english- d, e. maths- d. business-c. biology- c. chemistry- d. rm- c. rs- f.
Scared Of
nuink
Happiest When
wit mates n dat lot and work avin a larf
msn
funkyboy20591@hotmail.com

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    1 Comment 292 weeks

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    2 Comments 297 weeks

  • 38 fings 2 piss a gava off


    1) When he asks why you were speeding,tell him you wanted to race.

    2) When he talks to you pretend your deaf.

    3) Touch him.

    4) Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

    5) Refer to him by his first name.

    6) Try to sell him your car.

    7) When he frisks you, say you missed a spot and smile.

    8) Accuse him of sexual harassment.

    9) Ask if you can buy his car.

    10) Play with the siren.

    11) If you know him, say you had his wife for dinner.

    12) If you dont know him, ask him if you can have his wife for dinner.

    13) Ask if he ever had pu-tang.

    14) If there is someone else in the car, talk to eachother in tongues.

    15) When he looks confused,keep talking, look at him and laugh.

    16) When you are in the back seat, touch his neck through the head rest.

    17) When he pulls out his night stick, say what you gona do with that.

    18) Ask if you can see his gun.

    19) When he says hes not allowed,tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

    20) Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colours"

    21) Tell him you like men in uniform.

    22) Ask him if you can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party.

    23) Pretend you are gay and ask him out.

    24) When he says no, cry.

    25) If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is in a nice way.

    26) If he asks you to step out of the car automatically throw yourself on the hood.

    27) When he asks you to spread them, tell him you dont go that way.

    28) When he puts handcuffs on, say "Usually my date buys me dinner first"

    29) Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry I ate the last one.

    30) When he goes to read your rights, sing "La la la, I cant hear you"

    31) Trip and fall into him.

    32) Accuse him of poliece brutality ehen he pushes you away.

    33) Before you sign the ticket pick your nose, you have to use his pen.

    34) poke him wit his pen n if ya break the pen say ur v sorry n hand it bk!!!.

    35) Clean your ear with the pen.

    36) If its a click pen,take it apart and play with the spring.

    37) Act like your retarded.

    38) Ask him if he has a daughter,say I thought the name sonded familiar

    0 Comments 320 weeks

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Damn...you really know how to work it and keep the heat up for a long time. You probably experiment and tease a lot. Your partner thinks you're a kinky bitch and loves doing it with you. You keep it coming and know how to make it fun. You really know how to pull an all-nighter and make it extra special. You get the caressing, teasing, and experimenting in all in night. It makes you even more irresistible and the sex even more intimate.

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You'll have a normal house.

You make $300,000 a year.

Your car is a minivan.

If you have a husband/wife, he/she will be your age, nice, but worried a lot about getting things done.

You will have three kids.

Your job will be either a lawyer or a senator.

When you're 90, you will die of old age.

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  • Bish-Bash-Bosh .
    Bish-Bash-Bosh .

    hey babe.. you ok..? was a surprise seeing you at amo last night..? you have a good night anyway babe? xxxx

    11/29/08
  • Charles
    Charles

    U gt ur caR yet?

    10/8/08 via Mobile
  • Charles
    Charles

    Nt goin out 2nite boi?

    10/4/08 via Mobile
  • Charles
    Charles

    Ite small ows it goin

    10/2/08 via Mobile
  • Charles
    Charles

    U goin burgess

    9/27/08 via Mobile
  • Charles
    Charles

    Ite chris ow u bin

    9/16/08 via Mobile
  • Charles
    Charles

    Ite chris u gt dat tenner u o me

    9/9/08 via Mobile
  • Dave
    Dave

    CHRISTOPHE!!!! x

    9/9/08
  • Adam Treacher
    Adam Treacher

    Heard about your shunt mate hope your ok and shit see you soon mate look after yaself x

    9/2/08
  • Danielle Duncan Ox
    luv Danielle Duncan Ox

    Ello Hunni...=] Im Glad Ur Ok Babe... Luvya x x x x

    9/2/08
  • Charles
    Charles

    I wana lick u up n down till u say stop! X

    9/1/08 via Mobile
  • Charles
    Charles

    U ite m8 hows ur throat? U out 2nite

    8/29/08 via Mobile
  • Westy
    luv Westy

    yer chris you do need to calm down ur a crazy driver ;P gget betetr soon my love xxx

    8/28/08
  • Danielle Duncan Ox
    luv Danielle Duncan Ox

    lol..You r!!!..£500 Worth Of Wheels And U Burnin Rubber Off Them Lmao...:L Aww Dw Bout Thurs Babe..If Your ill Dw lol.. I Will Have 2 Find Sumfin 2 Do, lol :D xxxxxx

    8/27/08
  • Danielle Duncan Ox
    luv Danielle Duncan Ox

    Heya..Thanks 4 2Day Babe..=] U Lil Sweety...U Mad Driver...Tut Tut :L New Wheels And Everything Lol :D See You Thursday Babe... =] xxxxxx

    8/25/08
  • Stacey Beadle
    luv Stacey Beadle

    o nice one bruva..jus bin workin alot! m8 lol x

    8/19/08