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Chris Smallman
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Male, 22,
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- I am Single
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- my nme is chris 17 cnt w8 to move out get a flat n shit workin as a fork lift driver great fun lol. newayz boys and girls leave me a comment.
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- like RnB n hip hop n d n b all dat shit
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- english- d, e. maths- d. business-c. biology- c. chemistry- d. rm- c. rs- f.
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- nuink
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- wit mates n dat lot and work avin a larf
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- funkyboy20591@hotmail.com
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19. Anything to say b4 you go?2 Comments 297 weeks
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38 fings 2 piss a gava off
1) When he asks why you were speeding,tell him you wanted to race.
2) When he talks to you pretend your deaf.
3) Touch him.
4) Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
5) Refer to him by his first name.
6) Try to sell him your car.
7) When he frisks you, say you missed a spot and smile.
Accuse him of sexual harassment.
9) Ask if you can buy his car.
10) Play with the siren.
11) If you know him, say you had his wife for dinner.
12) If you dont know him, ask him if you can have his wife for dinner.
13) Ask if he ever had pu-tang.
14) If there is someone else in the car, talk to eachother in tongues.
15) When he looks confused,keep talking, look at him and laugh.
16) When you are in the back seat, touch his neck through the head rest.
17) When he pulls out his night stick, say what you gona do with that.
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Ask if you can see his gun.
19) When he says hes not allowed,tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
20) Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colours"
21) Tell him you like men in uniform.
22) Ask him if you can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party.
23) Pretend you are gay and ask him out.
24) When he says no, cry.
25) If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is in a nice way.
26) If he asks you to step out of the car automatically throw yourself on the hood.
27) When he asks you to spread them, tell him you dont go that way.
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When he puts handcuffs on, say "Usually my date buys me dinner first"
29) Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry I ate the last one.
30) When he goes to read your rights, sing "La la la, I cant hear you"
31) Trip and fall into him.
32) Accuse him of poliece brutality ehen he pushes you away.
33) Before you sign the ticket pick your nose, you have to use his pen.
34) poke him wit his pen n if ya break the pen say ur v sorry n hand it bk!!!.
35) Clean your ear with the pen.
36) If its a click pen,take it apart and play with the spring.
37) Act like your retarded.
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Ask him if he has a daughter,say I thought the name sonded familiar
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Bish-Bash-Bosh .11/29/08hey babe.. you ok..? was a surprise seeing you at amo last night..? you have a good night anyway babe? xxxx
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lol..You r!!!..£500 Worth Of Wheels And U Burnin Rubber Off Them Lmao...
Aww Dw Bout Thurs Babe..If Your ill Dw lol.. I Will Have 2 Find Sumfin 2 Do, lol
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Heya..Thanks 4 2Day Babe..=] U Lil Sweety...U Mad Driver...Tut Tut
New Wheels And Everything Lol
See You Thursday Babe... =] xxxxxx
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Westy 0 Replieshi babe i dun now n no1 drawn u nuink so i did lol well rote it actuali lol
Chris Smallman 1 Replywell i hope i did a gd job love abi xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx