Rumplestiltskin

Not long ago, but far away,
A working man stood up to say,
‘My daughter’s pretty, my daughter’s smart,
She has a tender loving heart,
But what shines over all of that,
From the spoilt, greedy little brat,
All gather round, lo and behold,
My girl- she turns straw in to gold!’
But from opening his huge gob,
The King’s servant (a man called Bob).
Just so happened to over hear,
(Whilst sat down with a pint of beer),
This really really awesome news,
That would take away the King’s blues.
When the King heard this gossip,
Many people thought he’d lost it.
He stopped. He stared. And then he said,
‘Bring her here or I’ll have your head!’
Little Bobby ran out the room,
Brought the girl to escape his doom.
The King began to scream and shout,
‘Are you the girl I’ve heard about?’
She stopped. She stared. ‘It wasn’t me!’
‘I was as busy as a bee,’
‘And you can’t place me at the crime!’
‘Who sold me out for just a dime?’
The King then said ‘you silly clot’,
‘You really don’t half talk a lot!’
‘Is it true what I’ve been told?’
‘That you turn straw in to gold?’
The girl began to rave and rant,
‘Who told you that- I really can’t?’
The King then lost it rather quick,
And suddenly in half a tick,
The poor girl was dragged away,
Never to see the light of day,
The king then shouted through the door,
‘The straw you see that’s on the floor,’
‘By tomorrow it must be gold,’
‘And you must do as you’ve been told!’
She then began to weep and cried,
‘I couldn’t do it if I tried!’
And then a little voice was heard,
It sounded really quite absurd.
A short and dumpy little man,
Said ‘I will help you if I can.’
She replied as she got off the floor,
‘If you could help me with this chore,’
‘I think I’ll give you all my bling,’
‘Even this fabby plastic ring.’
‘Fair enough,’ the man began to say,
‘By tomorrow this shant be hay.’
‘People will believed what’s been told,’
‘That you turn straw in to gold.’
‘It’s a deal!’ the clever girl said,
‘And now I’m tired and off to bed.’
And through the night he slaved away,
Until the morning the next day.
When finally the work was done,
And every bit of straw was spun.
The little man stood up and said,
‘And now I’m tired and off to bed.’
And when the girl woke from her dream,
The man was no where to be seen.
The King then bellowed in through the door,
Saw the gold and said ‘I want more!’
And so more straw was carried in,
(In a rather snazzy bin.)
‘You should know the deal,’ the King said,
‘Spin this all or I’ll have your head.’
And once again later that night,
A man appeared (lacking in height)
He said ‘ello you feeling fine?’
‘Want some crisps or perhaps some wine?’
‘All right!’ she cried, ‘Can’t you see,’
‘I feel as rotten as can be.’
She beat her fists against the wall,
And cried out loud ‘Do this all!’
‘All right, all right,’ the man replied,
‘Well hurry up,’ the girl then cried,
‘Name your price and it shall be so,’
‘Even this ring upon my toe.’
‘Oh god, don’t be so disgusting!’
‘That thing upon your toe is rusting!’
‘What is it you want?’ she then asked,
‘What can I give you for this task?’
‘Choices,’ he said, ‘now let me see,’
‘What can you possibly give me?’
‘I think I would rather like,’
‘A brand new flashy motorbike!’
‘But instead I think I’ll settle,’
‘For that silver plated kettle!’
And over night the work was done,
And the girl knew the king would come,
And sure enough at half past ten,
The king did indeed come again,
‘I am impressed,’ the king cried
‘Tomorrow you shall be my bride!’
‘But if you don’t’’ the king then said,
‘Tomorrow morn you shall be dead!’
And later on that very night,
A little man c

Ready to wed by 2009 lol

rachels life: married to geroge and their car is a milk float, 20 kids, living all in a shed, and they got married in a pig stye! lol

THE WASP INCIDENT where becky n char were saved from the wasps by a very brave rachel

charlotte wins the award for best mummy of the tent award

SNAP! lol

Char: my fat of rolL!

Becky: do you have his numer?! REally?!

Becky: the tents flying away
Joe: its like mary poppins

becky: tom tom will show you where to go go

Rach: yours is bloody huge and think
becky: what sean?
rach: no your sleeping bag (laughs) bt also sean
becky: (laughs) in what way?

char: the doctors TARDISssssss

becky: i admit... im a a CRISPAHOLIC!

rach: 6 dwn bt der r onli 4 squares...

Finish the sentence:

Hi, my name is: beecky

Never in my life have I been to: a concert lol

High school: musical- rofl

When I'm nervous: i get hiccups lol

The last song I listened to was: dont worry be happy doooooooooo

If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor: i dunno i hae lots o gd friends who cud fill tht position

My hair is: ginger! lol

When I was 5: really fat lol

Last Christmas: was funny

I should be: doig sumit mre interesting

When I look down I see: painted toe nails lol

If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be: phoebe- according to sum o my friends

By this time next year: i'll be at sum uni sum where

My current gripe is: eh? wat does gripe mean :S

I have a hard time understanding: any thing tht doesn interest me lol

You know I like you when: er... i dunno lol

If I won an award, the first person I would tell is: my mum

Take my advice: listen to wat ppl have to say ! lol

The thing I want to buy is: a disney DVD lol - woooo

If you visited the place I was raised: i'd show u around- ahh fond memories ^o)

I plan to visit: ROME!

If you spent the night at my house: oioi

I'd stop my wedding if: someone ruined it- lyk a drunk uncle or summit- or an argument

The most recent thing someone else bought me is: ermm... a cookie lol

My middle name is: katie

In the morning I: will be going to twn hopefully

The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: rhinos rofl

Last night I was: um... watching bats fly out my uncles house lol

If I was an animal I'd be: a hyena- laff at almost everything

A better name for me would be: i dunoooooooooo

Tomorrow I am: going to wrk- and then probably nuffing