Ideally, Jade should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees.

Jade became extinct in England in 1486!

Jade is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.

Jade is the only bird that can swim but not fly.

If you cut Jade in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have!

In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Jade
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About one tenth of Jade attwood is permanently covered in ice!

In 1982 Time Magazine named Jade its 'Man of the Year'.

Snow White's coffin was made of Jade!

Jadeis the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives!

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
1 DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

My Mummy..●
My Daddy..●.....
My Daughter..●
My Son..●..Joey
My Little Brother..● ROSS(even tho he actually bigger than me)
My Little Sister..●.....My Starlight Becky
My Big Brother..● Dale
My Big Sister..● CrazyJen
My Husband..●.....Ash
My love of my life..●.....Ash
My Twin..●...Jen
My GirlFriend..●.....Mush aka Leanne
My Sunshine..● .....
My Sexi Lover..●.....Ash (and Jennyfulf)
My Slave..●... Ash
My Bodyguard..●
My Valentine..●.....Ash
My Chatterbox..●.....Starlight becky
My Boyfriend..●.....Ash
My Best Bud..●.....Mush Aka Leanne
My Hoe..●
My Angel..● Mush
My Fitty..● Jennyfluf
My Life Saver..● Mush
My Lusher..●.....
My Hero..●.....
My Star..●
My Gorgeous Guy..●...Ash
My Baby girl..●
My Baby Boy..●...Ash
My Lil Rebel..● Jennyfluf
My dentist..●.....Best baby bruv in the world ROSS
My Idol..●... Joey
My Prince..● Ash
My Babe..●....Jenny
My Lesbian Lover..●.....Emily
My Sexy Boy..● ***
My Secret Admirer..● .....Mush
My Best boy mate in the world..●...Tommy
My Dirty Dancer..●.....Emily
My Partner In Crime..●.....Emily
My Bitch..●.....Emily
My Princess..●.....Emily,jenny, lou, mush, Virag, Lydia
My Chicklet..●....Jennyfluf
My Doctor...●....Crazy Jen
My crazy dance Partener...V....Jennyfluf hu else

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