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Red Ned

wats hardest thing 4 bloke roller blading?????? going home 2 tell his mother he's gay!!!!!

10/27/07 | me too! | Reply

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Me, Myself, and I
how we doin??????? chef here. back in brisvegas for the sunshine.............. fuckin need it, white as the day i came out here. stayin wit dumbo d elephant eddie (great tv receiption wit him around), and young jackie...... someone has to keep the fuckers n check.
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sawdoctors, poguees, christy moore, wolfe tones(great fightin music), u2, red hots, artic monkeys, sterophonics
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shwashank, wind that shakes the barley, usual suspects, dumb and dumber, cady shack (the 1 the goffer)
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hurling, football, rugby extreme drinkin binges
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  • Gordon Strachan Classics!!

    On Wayne Rooney...
    "It's an incredible rise to stardom; at 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson."

    Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
    Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]

    Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?
    Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there.

    Reporter: "Gordon, what will you take from today?"
    Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yoghurt to finish, the expiry date is today.

    Reporter: There goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
    Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge.

    Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
    Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. So I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick - down negative man, down.

    Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?
    Strachan: No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless.

    Reporter: Where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?
    Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.

    Reporter: "What is your impression of Jermaine Pennant?"
    Strachan: "I don't do impressions"

    Reporter: So Gordon, any changes then?
    Strachan: Naw, still 5ft 6, ginger and a big nose!

    Gary Lineker: So Gordon, if you were English, what formation would you play?
    Strachan: If I was English I'd top myself!

    brilliant.....

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  • Comments From Podge and Rodge


    Your're as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit

    My mouth's as dry as a nun's crack

    He's so camp, he shites tent pegs

    I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes

    I feel like a boiled shite (hungover)

    (when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress

    She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn

    Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit

    I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.

    No show pony but would do for a ride around the house

    I left her with a face like a painters radio

    She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book

    A sniper wouldn't take her out

    Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle

    She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked p*ss off a
    nettle.

    She had a fanny like a badly packed kebab

    If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over
    the wall

    Give her a boot in the hole and a bucket of mickeys would fall out of her fanny

    0 Comments 317 weeks

  • Tommy T


    Jaysus I was on the lock last night, I came back home, I put the rashers in the toaster!

    I drove down to Galway the other day, from Dublin, I fucking floored it, 11 seconds, it took me 11 seconds. I fucking floored it Fintan, i really floored it!

    Jaysus there isnt a pick on you, will ya have a ham sandwich?

    Pickin up children, little fanta-filled fuckers...come here to me, ya little fuckin frisbee!!

    I dont know if many of you remember the whole taping-the-songs-from-the-radio crisis...us in our bedrooms with our lunchbox shaped tape recorders,while gettin everybody downstairs to PLEASE BE QUIET,1 thumb over the play button, the other over the record button,waiting 4 the DJ to SHUT THE FUCK UP!

    To me the Cork accent sounds like tinkers tryin to speak French!

    ya see some really skinny women and ya think "my god",ud love to go over and give them a hug and say, have a sandwich or somethin!

    ah howiya tommy,welcome to the big smoke ahaaaaaaaa, look theres a bus with another bus on top of it ahaaaaaaaa!!

    remember when ya were runnin down a hill that was a bit too steep 4 ya and ya could fall over at any minute...but ya couldnt stop laughin!

    get a load of strong people - big fuckers, and put them in dublin and get a load of other strong people - big fuckers and put them in galway and give them paddles and their job will be to canoe ireland around the world...imagine...the entire fuckin country,pullin into sydney harbour at christmas,"hello there we brought everybody","mind the edges","ah fuck its only limerick,c'mon"!!

    burstin into the office,in the nip or covered in twigs "theres gonna be a few fuckin changes round here...meet the badger...LOOK HIM IN THE EYES,LOOK HIM IN THE EYES"

    YOU WERE RIDIN HIM WIT YOUR EYES!!

    You fuckin prick!...your mother hates ya...she pays me money to look after ya...ya never buy me anythin,I HAVE NO CLOTHES,they dont make clothes for me anymore,they only make them for SKINNY BITCHES!!!that last jacket ya bought me,i wouldnt throw it round the emersion let alone wear it outside!!!

    i remember the day i grew,down to the shops at lunchtime one baby hand,one fuckin man-hand!!gimme half a pound of cola cubes...i dont need a bag!!

    heads like handball alleys!"whats that?ya'd like ta teach me?id like ta c ya fuckin try"!!!

    On the shed!on the shed!on the shed!cus THICK FUCKERS LOVE SHEDS!!!!

    Jesus went for a walk..he wanted to get away from everybody...he does not have to explain himself he is Jesus!He went for a walk and he came to a tree,and up in the tree he saw Zebadee,the tax-collecting cunt!and he said to Zebadee -"Zebadee,dont be wasting my time,come down from the tree" and Zebadee replied "Jesus Christ,I will not come down from the tree" because he was a stubborn fucker. that is the gospel accoring to St Luke. I DONT LIKE LUKE!!!!

    0 Comments 318 weeks

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  • Carissa Green
    Carissa Green

    hey im deleting my bebo acccount, if you still want to hook up......add me on myspace - http://goo.gl/xwQWL

    11/20/10
  • Lorraine Mullarkey
    Lorraine Mullarkey

    yo yo yo arrived home safe n sound and there is bout 3 inches of snow:) its bloody freezing. Sorry i didn't get til buzz you before i left, i ran outta credit on my last 2 days n didn't bother to top up. tell sandra i said hi and hope you both have a fantastic xmas. Oh road trip was brilliant, you's should get your ass over that way.

    12/21/09
  • Lorraine Mullarkey
    Lorraine Mullarkey

    someone spiked you with something that nite :L :L :L so did you get sorted with new job n all. I'd say you had a ball back at home especially after 3 yrs. how's your parents enjoying oz?? Life in melbourne is good, football is finished so i've my sundays back to myself. Had my birthday last wkend n our last football game so i swore all last wk i'd never drink again:L :L some session!! Not sure wats happening with all my fitness stuff, its all a bit complicated, will buzz u soon n explain all. How's sandra keeping?

    8/17/09
  • Lorraine Mullarkey
    Lorraine Mullarkey

    well bettle juice wats the criac...you were in some shape that nite :L :L :L whats happenin, u home in ireland for good od ya comin back out??

    8/14/09
  • Debbie Campbell
    luv Debbie Campbell

    Well Mr, what the craic how you getting on in sunny ireland??

    7/24/09
  • Shauna McCusker
    luv Shauna McCusker

    Cool, will b gr8 2 c ya, bring butty with u 4 the craic! U've got my no. havnt u? 07743153579, let us kno the craic :-)

    7/14/09 via Mobile
  • Shauna McCusker
    luv Shauna McCusker

    Hey, when u home? :-D x

    7/9/09 via Mobile
  • Dawne Turner
    Dawne Turner

    hey Noel go onto facebook. I need to ash you something and its easier on that.

    6/26/09
  • Brenda C
    Brenda C

    Of course I am but I think trouble just follows me sometimes. Well it's a miserable day in Dublin today 'overcast and 9 degrees' I should read the weather! So you can imagine how things are over here at the mo. You planning on coming home anytime soon? DON'T :) So is it good to have the girls back in brissy? No craic here, just working my little butt off and getting nothing for it as usual. Have a jager for me down the valley on Sat night will ya xxx

    4/15/09
  • Brenda C
    Brenda C

    Howdy, You still keeping half the pubs in Brissy in business? Any scandal on your side of the world?

    4/15/09
  • Una Mc Cusker
    luv Una Mc Cusker

    hey noel, so far so gd, its def a deferent place 4m oz all 2gether.. ping pongs shows on flat ot..lol headn now 2 the full moon party on the 10th cnt wait, then doin all the islands.. gd 2 hear 4m ye, keep in touch. keep rackn'er in oz.xx

    3/7/09
  • Keith Hevican
    Keith Hevican

    hows fanta pube?

    2/26/09
  • Shauna McCusker
    Shauna McCusker

    Hey Noely! Got home grand and still glad and relieved to be here! Gettin on grand, back working in the bar n just waiting on a phonecall to see when I can start back to work so just chilling, and by chilling I mean freezing to death! lol....although I'd rather be cold n miserable here than hot n miserable over there believe me! How are you anyway?? Any mad ones??....:) xoxoxo Miss you.....:) xo

    2/11/09
  • Siobhan Cassidy

    life's all gud misn d caic wit u,s lampers in brisvegas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!heard bot chrissy avn t wee one pass on my congrats t her and stones,chat ye soon keepp er lit lad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    1/22/09
  • Siobhan Cassidy

    Hey ter howz tngs dwn under?lol hope ur stil takn gud care of sandra!am sur u,s av ad feed mad rips frm i lft,neway jus dropd in on ya t say hi!...:-D

    1/21/09 via Mobile
  • Keith
    Keith

    Hittin Brisbane Sat nite for the crack.. il let ya know where were venturin.. sound horsh.. keep her lit..

    1/15/09
  • Enda Heron
    Enda Heron

    well ned hows you!havent heard from u lads in ages,r ya stil in the land of oz?im workin in germany at the min and its minus 7!bet ya dont have that problem in oz!tell that brian ejjit to text me!

    1/10/09
  • Debbie Campbell
    Debbie Campbell

    Well messy, yea not goin to bad iv got that fri feelin and would love to go drinkin lol u goin on the beer 2nite? r is that a silly question!! ur a wee frigger y dont u change ur relationship status u seem to be doin a steadier line than me sure it wont be long til u's r gettin married lol xx

    1/9/09