what girls are like when their drunk

WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.

2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while screaming "WOO-HOO" is truly the sexiest dance mover ever.

3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too.

4. In our last trip to the pee, we realise that we now looke more like a homeless hooker than the goddess just four hours ago.

5.We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them soooo much.

6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song play's because "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.

8. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just coke, but that's just because we can no longer taste the vodka.

9. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or mop?)

10. We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on it.

11. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're having problems walking straight.

I HATE BLOODY CHAVS! isn't enough they live off taxes.....nnnnoooooo they have to steal my shit too ggggrrrrrrr. GET A JOB AND TALK PROPERLY!

11 Rules of Bebo
one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


eight.
Little year 7's who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!