Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, answer these questions..

Pick an artist: Megadeth

1.) Are you a male or female? My creation

2.) Describe yourself: Symphony of Destruction

3.) How do you feel about yourself?: Sweating bullets

4.) Describe where you currently live?: Architecture of Aggression

5.) If you could go anywhere, where would you go?: Into the lungs of Hell

6.) Who is your best friend?: Lucretia

7.) Your favourite colour is: Black curtains

8.) You know that: This was my life

9.) What's the weather like?: Tornado of souls

10.) If your life was a television show, what would it be called?: Blood of heroes

11.) What is life to you?: Countdown to Extinction

12.) What is the best advice you have to give?: Take no prisoners

13.) If you could change your name, what would you change it to?: Prince of Darkness

I recieved a list of things girls want. Need a translation?


LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES - Waste all your credit on cheesy texts so she can complain that you never call.

KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS - make your friends feel awquard and her friends jealous.

TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE. - ALWAYS side with the honey.

TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL. - Blindly praiseher. The alternative will get you killed or castrated.

L00K HER IN THE EYE WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER. - I know it's a long way to go from her chest but you might actually get somewhere if you do.

TELL HER STUPID J0KES T0 MAKE HER LAUGH. - make yourself sound stupid so she sounds smarter.

LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR. - You see it's "playfull" when she does it.

MESS WITH HER HAIR. - DON'T DO IT! It's a trick! she'll kill you for "messing her hair up"

JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER. - and carry her shopping and pay for everything.

INCLUDE HER IN ALL THINGS Y0U D0. - She'll think you're cheating if you don't. But it's fine for them to keep secrets. Naturally!

WHEN SHE CRYS D0 WHATEVER IT TAKES T0 MAKE HER SMIlE. - Massage her ego till she stops making the floor wet.

F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES. - otherwise when you slip up...oh boy you're in for it now!

L00K AT HER LIKES SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL Y0U SEE. - Let your eyes wander at that other girl will be the last thing you see.

TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P. - But don't be suprised when she kicks you in the nose and calls you a bully, pretending to be play fighting.

H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U ARE AROUND Y0UR FRIENDS. - So she has something to talk about and your friends have something to laugh at you about.

WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT Y0U TELL HER Y0U L0VE HER. - It's the only escape route other that death by a blunt object to the head.

LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN Y0UR ARMS. - Then you roll her over....beer time with the lads!

GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER. - It's good practise for five minutes later when she's mad for no reason.

TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE Y0U BACK. - warning!: teasing does not involve fat jokes.

STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK. - Just hold the sick bucket and find your happy place.

WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE. - because what guy doesn't love films like "bridget Jones' diary" and "miss congeniality."

KISS HER F0REHEAD. - don't ask why.

GIVE HER THE W0RLD. - if not your credit card will do.

WRITE HER LETTERS. - because saying "I love you" to someones face just isn't good enough anymore.

LET HER WEAR Y0UR CL0THES. - So she can tell you to "lose weight. Look how baggy they are on her!"

WHEN SHES SAD, HANG 0UT WITH HER. - Until she screams at you and she gets her friends round.

LET HER KN0W SHE'S IMP0RTANT. - because if you don't she'll call you insensitive to her needs.

LET HER TAKE ALL THE PH0T0S 0F Y0U SHE WANTS. - So after the break up she can put the embarasing ones on the web!

KISS HER IN THE RAIN. - because what says "I love you" more than pnumonia

CALL HER EVERY NIGHT. - so she can complain about her whole day....in detail. again.

AND WHEN Y0U FALL IN L0VE WITH HER, TELL HER. But don't wait too long or she'll feel neglected but say it too soon and she'll think you're weird.

AND WHEN Y0U D0 TELL HER. L0VE HER LIKE Y0U NEVER L0VED BEF0RE - because the minute your attention and love o' meter drops below 99% you're as good as dead.

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