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Soaptastic
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- Member since: November 2005
- Last active: 1/30/11
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- Can I have this dance?
- Me, Myself, and I
- Welcome to 2009 ---at what point does it stop being acceptable to say 'Happy New Year'?
In 2008 I graduated University; lived in the real world; and grew a little. In 2009 I plan to return to University; withdraw from the real world and grow a lot!
The Biggest Loser Challenge is over the halfway mark and with my 5kg weight loss I am still going strong.
My favourite poem is 'The Hunting of the Snark'. My favourite book is 'The Perks of Being a Wallflower'. I love musicals and random videos.
I also love to cook. I love ties, shirts, and bold colours. Halloween and Christmas are my favourite holidays and Dawn French; Jen Saunders and Wanda Sykes are my favourite commedians.
My name is Parker. - Music
- 'Get Shakey'; 'Prototype'; 'Supermassive Black Hole'; 'A Night To Remember'; 'Circus'; 'Everytime We Touch'; 'Yassou Maria'; 'Mi Chica'
- Films
- The House Bunny; Twilight
- Youtube
- Fan of stevieproductions and The Craig and Allen Show
- Drinks
- Schnapps, Midori and Water - the Triforce of drinks
- Discoveries
- www.dormlife.com
- Blog
- http://parkersblog.wordpress.com/
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Parker and Dee's First Vlog - Can you marry a goat?
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Which sense would you rather lose?
- Sight
- Sound
- Touch
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What would you rather live without for the rest of your life?
- Sex
- Music
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One At Rest
Think of me as one at rest, for me you should not weep
I have no pain, no troubled thoughts, for I'm just asleep
The thinking living me that was, is now forever still
And life goes on, as time forever will.
And in my fleeting life span as time went rushing by
I have found sometime to laugh, to love to cry.
What mattters now if time began, if time will ever cease?
I was here, I used it all, and now I am at peace.
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Life Lessons from HSM 2
1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number.
2. College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends.
3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss.
4.Playing sports is a hint that it's time to break into song.
5.Don't worry about being rude/mean in the end things will work out for you.
6.School spirit is a must. Especially during the summer.
7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot.
8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink! Screw the school board.
9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed!
10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer.
11. Lakes are the equilivant of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly!
12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 2 minutes...and sing it perfectly.
13.It doesn't matter that you're not a staff member. You can still attend any and all staff events.
14.The phrase "more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match" is something that can be used in everyday conversation.
15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop.
16.Even though its the last day of school, its ok to leave stuff in the locker for the summer.
17.If your family is "saving pennies" for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive, it is normal for their kitchen to have granite counter tops and a $7,000 fridge.
18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it.
19. It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris.
20. If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing "Bet on it"...you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think "what the hell?" .
21.You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend.
22.A resort can be highly successful when there are more employees than guests.
23."And she stepped on the ball" is actually quite funny. You just need to put it into context.
24.One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area.
25. It's good manners to refer to your mother as a "backstabber".
26.Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous.
27.Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club.
28.Iced tea from England is blue.
29.Water Bug is a cute funny romantic pet name.
30.Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way.
31.It is okay to try to grope your girlfriend if she's leaving you, even though you guys have never kissed before.
32.When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down.
33.When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens.
34.It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials. That is, if you are Sharpay Evans.
35.If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs.
36. Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff.
37.Don't change your friends, change your dreams.
38.Corbin Bleu switched shampoos. Because his hair obviously did not have as much shine, bounce, or body as it did in HSM 1.
39. Even though Chad danced in "Get your head in the game", "Status Quo" and "What time is it", he apparantly does not dance.
40. "What team?" "Wildcats!"
"G1 Comment 291 weeks
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My fine is $510.
This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is $"..."
*Smoked pot -- $10
*Did acid -- $5
*Ever had sex at church -- $25
*Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
*Had sex with someone on bebo -- $25
*Had sex for money -- $100
*Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
*Vandalized something -- $20
*Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
*Beat up someone -- $20
*Been jumped -- $10
*Cross dressed -- $10
*Given money to stripper -- $25
*Been in love with a stripper -- $20
*Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
*Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
*Ever drive and drank -- $20
*Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
*Used toys while having sex -- $30
*Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
*Went skinny dipping -- $5
*Had sex in a pool -- $20
*Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
*Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
*Cheated on your significant other -- $10
*Masturbated -- $10
*Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
*Done oral -- $5
*Got oral -- $5
*Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
*Stole something -- $10
*Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
*Made a nasty home video -- $15
*Had a threesome -- $50
*Had sex in the wild -- $20
*Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
*Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
*Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
*Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
*Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
*Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
*Went streaking -- $5
*Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
*Been arrested -- $5
*Spent time in jail -- $15
*Peed in the pool -- $0.50
*Played spin the bottle -- $5
*Done something you regret -- $20
*Had sex with your best friend -- $20
*Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
*Had anal sex -- $80
*Lied to your mate -- $5
*Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
*Tally it up and title it: "My Fine Is..."6 Comments 301 weeks
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8/23/11
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Amanda Panda11/22/10I just earned $219 in a few days typing online! I used - http://x.co/KTAX Dont forget to thank me!
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Northy Bitches1/20/10hey you should totally leave a pic on our page for the guy album thanx xx
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Julz3/15/09hiya how you goin?
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Nath2/5/09
hey parker!! whats crackin m8? add me on msn nathanh69@hotmail.com, im out of luv for da day but have an i.o.u
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1/27/09
Matt Carran
Hey man hows it going? Heard you were looking at my flat for this year
Hows the flat hunting going? We'd be keen if you wanna sign up for our flat, close to uni, nice flat, you know you wanna
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1/11/09
Liv Bailey
no not lucky...im so bored!!!! yes i saw u xmas day and my what a day that was cos i saw u
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Liv Bailey1/11/09haha yes parker it will be the only thing i pop! yeah all good aye. still im holiday so am very bored! when do u start uni?
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Rah12/10/08
Cheers
hows the weather own south is it warm yet??
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12/10/08
Rah
Well I will be down in April/June for two weeks hopfully so will have to have a huge catch up party or something. Yay I passed my first year with top marks!!!
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12/8/08
Rah
Haha I did my two adds on Arnotts Iced animals, My first one had terrible visuals but great sound and my second attempt had great visual but terrible sound haha, Im in Timaru from the 21st to the 28th, but I may be out at maungati for the most part of it. I have a million people that I would love to catch up with haha
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Rah12/7/08
We had to pick a real product but it ddnt go on TV, Although mine would have been kinda cool onn Tele haha, Hmmm Ive had a couple of ideas that I might develop on aye Oh well done on going into your Masters
Thats very exciting!! Im just in Palmy working part time, I am coming home for a week to spend with the family, I am quite excited about seeing the family
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12/7/08
Rah
It is a fab word, The first year we learnt everything from, pre production paper work (planning, budget, story boards ect) to building,plastering, painting and dressing a set, how to operate cameras, sound eqipment and how to set up lights, and we also learnt how to edit sound and images together. We got to practise our skills on two commericals that we created. Next year we write our own 8 minute short film and we direct and edit that ourselves. Its pretty full on but ive just learnt Ive passed my first year with flying colours. What are you up to these days??
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hey u
wink wink lol
Ashlee Bennet 0 Replieswas good ta c ya in chch the other weekend. we need to have a big catch up when i get back from camp ok
hope everything is going well and hope to hear from you while im away.
ill c ya in october
Love ya lots XX