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A joke is a short story or ironic depiction of a situation communicated with the intent of being humorous. These jokes will normally have a punch line that will end the sentence to make it humorous. Joke can also be used as a slang term for a person or thing which is not taken seriously by others in general or is known as being a failure. A practical joke or prank differs from a spoken one in that the major component of the humour is physical rather than verbal (for example placing salt in the sugar bowl).

Jokes are typically for the entertainment of friends and onlookers. The desired response is generally laughter; when this does not happen the joke is said to have "fallen flat".

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  • BlakE
    BlakE

    hey why'd every1 leave hungry jacks???? cause some1 dropped a whopper lol lame joke

    4/13/08
  • Chloe.
    luv Chloe.

    dis 1 is soooo old bt its funi!! 2 blondes walked into a bar........u tink 1 of them wud av seen it!!!

    3/1/08
  • Liam Bolland
    Liam Bolland

    HOW HI is a chinaman scroll down hese my next door neighbour<<

    2/1/08
  • Damo Mac
    Damo Mac

    chinese detective Wong Foo Ling suspected that his wife was seeing another man. Therefore, he hired a private detective named Ling Lang Long to observe the goings-on. This is his report: You leave house. I watch. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she get on train. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I follow. He and she go in room. No can follow. Climb tree-look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. Fall out of tree, not see.

    1/11/08
  • Where Are My Boxers.
    Where Are My Boxers.

    Audi Quattro..... Five Englishman in a Audi Quattro arrive at an irish border check point,Paddy the officer explains to them that "it is illegal to have five people in a Quattro,Quattro means four you know". "Quattro is just the name of the automobile",the englishman retorts disbelievingly,"have a look at the papers,this car is disigned to carry 5 people". "you can't pull that one on me,Quattro means four and there are five people in this car,you are breaking the law". The Englishman replies angrily,"call your supervisor over,I want to talk to someone more intelligent". Paddy replies,"Sorry,Murphy is busy with those two people in the Fiat Uno"

    1/9/08
  • Graeme Burch

    Fruit Polos A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first year schoolchildren, using a bowl of fruit Polos. He gave all the children the same kind of Polo, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour. The children began to say: "Red............cherry," "Yellow.........lemon," "Green..........lime," "Orange........orange." Finally the professor gave them all honey Polos. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spat hers out and yelled: "Oh My God!!!! They're arse-holes!!"

    1/9/08
  • Stevo Paul Wilson
    Stevo Paul Wilson

    man tells doctor everytime i wank...i sing you'll never walk alone...doc replies its ok..loads of wankers sing that song!!! what a yoke!!!lol

    12/3/07
  • Jenna UselessX
    Jenna UselessX

    blonde walks in to a hair dresser and asks for her hair to be cut washed and blow-dried,but there one conditon says the blonde .yu have to cut my hair with these headfones in. i can if yu relli want me to but it might be a bit hard and might look rubbish,says the hairdresser.i dont care just do it.So the hairdresser is doing his job when the blonde falls asleep, he thinks to him self if he could take the headfones off and do a good job she'll tell all her friends.It will be good for bussiness. So he takes them off and carrys on. ...5min later she's dead on the floor. the hairdresser fones the police.He says he was just cutting her hair when she died, she told me not to take the headfones off, but i did to do a good job of it.The police man replies, oh i no what thiss was we've had 3 cases thiss month.he pickes up the headfones and places them to his ear,he hears......breath in ,breathe out ,breathe in ..... If a Blond And A brunette Were Pushed Off A High Building (the Brunette Was pushed 10 Seconds After The Blonde) Who Wood Land Frst? The Brunettw Coz The Blonde Wood Have To Stop And Ask For Directions. scotish man and an irish man walking in the country... the scottish man says to the irish man ... look at the beautiful forest !. the irish-man replies... i cant see it , theres trees in the way blonde and brunette r walking down the street the brunette looks on the floor and says "rrrrr dead bird" the blonde looks up and says "WHERE WHERE"!!

    11/30/07
  • AngeloBaby
    AngeloBaby

    YO! Sup Jason

    11/22/07
  • Katsy

    ok yeh im a fan now haa

    11/22/07
  • Delauney Broo
    Delauney Broo

    haha kepp the jokes comming

    11/9/07