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Leaving rings in a carpark near you. . . .
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- I have a black fender jazz with a leo Quann badass bridge and a black pick gaurd now all black with MEC pickups, red epiphone Eb-3 , Aria AMB50B acoustic bass , Ash down bass stack, and my fluffy 8 inch ashdown practice amp (also looud), now i have a Markbass Little Mark II head, and homemade 2x8 and 1x15 cabinets. Morley Dual Bass wah and berringer phaser, compresser and synth, through homemade graph equaliser
- Most Indie music, The Beatles, Muse, and every one that played glastonbery, with the exception of the Ting Tings who i reserve a special loathing for, Everything remotely emo, Men looking at my arse outside pubs thinking i'm female
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Whats the difference between Kurt Cobain and a mug of beer? A beer still looks good when you blow the head off.
Did you hear that Nirvana is planning to do another album? If they can just find a lead singer who can keep his head together...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What's red and gray and hanging on the wall behind the sofa? Kurt Cobain's brain!
What was the last thing Kurt Cobain say to Courtney Love? Hole's gonna be real big!
Why were there only two pallbearers at his funeral? There's only two handles on a garbage can.
What's got six legs, six arms, and two heads? Nirvana
What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.
What did Kurt have to drink before he died? A couple of shots.
What was the best thing that Kurt Cobain ever released? The safety catch on that gun.
What color were Kurt's eyes? blue... one blew this way.. one blew that way!
What does Kurt Cobain and hockey have in common? Face-off in the corner.
What sound did Kurt's shotgun make? Kurt-Kurt Cobain
What was the best cure for Kurt Cobain's depression? 10-gauge buckshot
You know... Kurt Cobain would have had a great career... If he didn't go shooting off his mouth!
Kurt Cobain should have changed his name before he committed suicide? Kurt Gobang!
Why won't they let Kurt Cobain drive convertibles? His head whistles.
What's the difference between Kurt Cobain and John Bonham? It took 42 shots to kill Bonham.
What does Cobain have in common with his record sales? They've both gone through the roof.
Why is it so easy to read Kurt Cobain's mind? You can see right through his head!
What was Kurt Cobain's last hit? The Floor
How many members of Nirvana does it take to change a lightbulb? Hopefully, not more than two.
Why did Courtney Love drive? Because Kurt preferred riding shotgun.
Did Cobain give up drugs? No, he still likes getting blasted.
What did Courtney Love say when she came home? "Who ordered the pizza?"
Did you know Kurt was practically an "overnight success?" It only took him 3 days to be discovered.
Did Cobain really commit suicide? No, he was just playing Polish Roulette.
What do Cobain and Roy Rogers have in common? Both were fond of their Trigger.
What do Courtney and Cobain have in common? Both were shooting up on the same night.
Have the police concluded their investigation? They just need to mop up.
What did they find in Cobain's home? Seattle grunge
How did they cremate Cobain? By steaming him off the ceiling.
What do Kurt Cobain, Hand Gathers and Bobbitt's penis have in common? They all took one shot before they died.
Why hasn't Nirvana released a new video? They're still busy shooting.
What's the difference between Cobain and the Iraqi army? Cobain has killed more Americans.
Why did the Toronto Maple Leafs try to sign Kurt Cobain? They heard he was a killer on the face offs.
Do you know the title of Kurt Cobain's first solo album? Plugged
Kurt -- the first victim of the Brady Bill. that last week must have sucked, eh?
I heard that Trent Reznor (Nine Inch Nails) is going to re-release "Head Like A Hole" in memorial of Kurt Cobain.
What did Mrs. Cobain say when they couldn't identify Kurt's body? Smells like Kurt's body (to me).
Why was Kurt Cobain so embarrassed? He shot his mouth off once too often.
Why did Kurt stop doing drugs? He needed them like a hole in his head!
Why is it so easy to read Kurt Cobain's mind? You can see right through his head! (we have poor memory)
What did Kurt Cobain say to the electrician when he arrived? Not much
What's red and white and has more brains than Kurt Cobain? His wall
What's got more brains than Kurt Cobain's bedroom wall? The crash barrier at Imola. After Senna's fatal crash.
What did Kurt say whenever Nirvana went for a ride i
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I'm as sick as a small hospital.
I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child.
She had a face on her like a well slapped arse.
Your' re as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit.
My mouth's as dry as a nuns crack.
He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician.
As funny as a burning orphanage.
I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes.
(when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress.
She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn.
As busy as the dalkey dole office.
Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit.
As tight as a nun's knickers.
I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn.
Up and down like a hoor's knickers.
No show pony but would do for a ride around the house.
Did your mother find out who your father is yet?
What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt.
A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard.
Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche.
As fit as a butcher's dog.
She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Not even the tide would take her out.
Mother Teresa wouldn 't kiss her.
Daz wouldn't shift her.
A sniper wouldn't take her out.
Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle.
If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one.
She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked piss off a
She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede.
If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall.
Give her a boot in the hole and a bucket of mickeys would fall out of
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