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- Me, Myself, and I
- JAZ =]
yeah, well so's your face!
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- The Other Half Of Me
Life long friends
- most things tbh
- Hacked by katt :D
- jaz u are fucking gorgeous no matter wat u say. i couldnt live without you xx ur my best m8 nd ur the one i come to if either im in trouble or i jus need to tlk to someone u never let me down and i jus wanted to tell u how much u mean to me xxxxx ILY JAZ!!!!!!! -----------------<3------------------
- to a few special people...
- I'm not gonna name anyone because i think you all know who you are and why i love you all.Ilove each of you for different reasons, whether thats because you know how to make me smile again or whether its because you make me feel loved, i love you plain and simple ♥
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1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?
5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?
7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?
8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?
2 Comments 219 weeks
Sex: female... straight
Relationship status: taken =]
Shoe size: 6/7
Parents still together: nope
Number: none, i hate maths
Time of year: summer!!!
Type of weather: hot and sunny!!!
Have any tattoos: yupp
Cheat on tests: no
like scary movies: some
like cleaning: as if XD
Own a mobile: yupp
Collect anything: rings =]
HAVE YOU EVER?
Been in a fist fight: kinda =/
Considered a life of crime: hell yeah XD
Made out with just a friend: yeah
Hurt someone you love: dunno
Clothing: skinnies and a top =]
Fave Song: lots
Cd in your stereo: guns n roses- chinese democrisy
Thing you ought to be doing: havin a fag
Do you believe in love at first sight: dunno
Do you believe in " The one ": i guess
Are you a tease: depends who too
Would you ever commit yourself to someone 100%: yeah
Honest: too honest =/
Sarcastic: me, noooo
A daydreamer: yeah
Up tight or laid back: depends on my mood
Messy or organized: messy
Shy or outgoing: again, depends on my mood
Nervous habits: cracking my knuckles and fiddling with my hair
Are you double jointed: nope
Can you roll your tongue: no but i can curl it...
Do you make your bed daily: no lol
Which shoe goes on first: dunno actually....right i think
IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU..
Bought something: yeah
Been sick: dunno, if i did then it was when i was drunk so ....
Sang: of course
Missed someone: yeah =/
Gotten drunk: me... drunk.... yeah lol
Gotten a haircut: yeah
Watched cartoons: yes... cuz im cool like that
0 Comments 221 weeks
One hot springy day...3 tards..who go by the names,GheyNAY,SammiWAMMI and JazzySPAZZY met up.....unknown to what horrors what seemed like a normal day would bring...
As they collapsed at the cockus towerus,all seemed normal...and at that point,it was.Until it got hotter and they headed off up coalville.They slowly walked towards an amazing shop called....HOMEBARGAINS...and entered its wonderful doors...grabbing a sexay basket so they could begin their challange.15 mins later,they were £4 lesser off...BUT 18 packets of digestives better off XD..They lefted the wonderful shop of digestivey biscuites and headed off to morrisons to complete their dangerous task of france shopping...
They fought off various bugs and finally made it to morrisons..naomi began to get a severe case of trolley rage...but overcame that =]....so anyway.....the 3 tards walked around morrisons chucking random shit into the trolley as they were going round...Naomi occassionly telling the two tards off for wanting to buy wubbish.
Finally.......The task was complete....so off they went...back into the wild,to drop the bags off at naomis nans house.The two little tards followed Naomi TARD round....even though they shouldnt off..becush naomi had no idea where they were going...and was hoping it was a short cut...but they managed to get to the nans house.....in one peice.
Once they had done the bag droppingage off...they set off to a magical bridge over a magical duel carridge way...and had a picnic.The novelty soon wore off....and after 2 cans of energy drinks each..and relentless...hyperness kicked in.Out came the camera...and on went the video camera XD...Naomi and jazzy had a muffin fight...[[resulting in muffin down sammis top...all over the bridge and in our hair...]]....and candyfloss was eaten..even though the blue candyfloss tasted like pooey blueberries =] XD....yum yum XD....
As the heat increased...the hyper tards went in search of shade...and found it.....a few feets away from the bridge.no sooner had they sat down..a weird man walked by...and us being us...we started to comment XD...[[offttt..id tap that,thats a bit sexay XD]]...and the man turned round..and began to watch us...and walked towards us...=/
The 3 tards panicked.....ran up the hill hysterical laffing with no shoes on..to the safety of the bridge.XD
As they no longer felt safe over there...they headed off to a shop..where they buyed some magical magical ice poles.which tasted yuck....and headed off to the park..where the 'poles were eated...and more hystericalness occured.
A few hours on from that day of madness....im no longer sane.and i never will be again..
good day girlies...=]
loves you x
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