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- Keep it Real - BE YO SELF - Dont be Fakeass
- Me, Myself, and I
- IM A MAORI HARD COMING AT CHA FROM PAPATOETOE KEEPING IT REAL ALL DAY LONG!!!!
BORN N BRED IN PAP, SOUTHSIDE OF AUCKLAND, AOTEAROA.
MOST IMPORTANT IN MY LIFE IS MY DAUGHTER TAYLOR AND MY SISTAH SAM..
-LOVE 2YA MY GIRLS-
DAD- he from Wainui Bay RD1, Kaeo up in the FarNorth REPRESENT NGAPUHI HARD
MUM- she from down Wanganui, Putiki Marae so i also REP NGATI TUWHAETOA HARD
- HipHop, Rap, oldschool soundz, oldiez, eddie lovett,
I not into broken ass head bangin get your head done in bullshit!!
- --DIARY OF A MAD BLACK WOMEN--
IS PRETTY COOL IT WOULD OF BEEN BETTER IF I WATCHED IT ALL
- Happiest When
- Im Happy
If you dont have a middle name use ur surname
DO THIS !!
WHAT IS THE THIRD LETTER OF YOUR SURNAME?
A- I ATE..
B- I LICKED..
C- I SAT ON..
D- I PEED ON..
E- I HUMPED..
F- I CHASED..
G- I TACKLED..
H- I SHAT ON..
I- I STALKED..
J- I RAW AWAY WITH..
K- I FELL IN LOVE WITH..
L- I HAD A CRUSH ON..
M- I WANKED OVER..
N- I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH..
O- I PUNCHED..
P- I BIT..
Q- I SCREAMED AT..
R- I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH..
S- I WROTE A LOVE SONG ABOUT..
T- I TIED UP..
U- I HAD 69 WITH..
V- I SUCKED..
W- I POKED..
X- I SLEPT WITH..
Y- I MADE A MOVE ON..
Z- I WENT ON A DATE WITH..
FIND THE SECOND LETTER OF YOUR MIDDLE NAME or first name
A- A PROSTITUTE..
B- MY TEACHER..
C- GEORGE BUSH..
D- A RAT..
E- A TRAMP..
F- A SHEEP..
G- MY PLUMBER..
H- MY COMPUTER..
I- MY FINGERS..
J- A RABBIT..
K- A LEMMING..
L- AN APPLE..
M- TONY BLAIR..
N- A VIBRATOR..
O- A DILDO..
P- A MOVIESTAR..
Q- MY EX..
R- A BANANA..
S- A CUCUMBER..
T- A TUB OF VASELINE..
U- A PORNSTAR..
V- MY BARBIEDOLL..
W- AN ACTION MAN..
X- SOME CHEESE..
Y- A RANDOM GUY..
Z- SOME RANDOM WOMAN..
NOW FIND THE COLOUR OF THE UNDERWEAR YOU ARE WEARING...
RED- IN A TAXI..
BLUE- IN A BUSH..
GREEN- IN THE BATH..
BLACK- IN MY PARENTS BEDROOM..
WHITE- WHEN I WAS FIVE..
PINK- ON LIVE TV..
BROWN- WHEN I WAS A BABY..
PURPLE- ON THE BUS..
YELLOW- IN A CANDY STORE..
GREY- UNDER A COW..
ORANGE- IN A PIGSTY..
OTHER- BEHIND YOUR SOFA..
NOW FIND YOUR HAIR COLOR...
BLONDE- BECAUSE I WAS HIGH ON COCAINE!
BLACK- BECAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME!
BROWN- BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON!
GINGER- BECAUSE I'M MAD!
RED- BECAUSE I'M BORED OF THE USUAL!
STRAWBERRY BLONDE- BECAUSE I CAN'T FACE THE FACT THAT I AM GINGER!
NOW STIK ALL URE RESULTS 2GETHA 2 MAKE A SENTENC
0 Comments 262 weeks
Notorious from head 2 toe,
Naughty as hell but I AINT no hoe.
U aint worth ma time and cant take ma place,
so if u got sumthin 2 say, bytch! say it 2 ma face.
I play mah game like monopoly
I dare ANY bytch to land on my property.
Bytchy? Yeah...i might be slightly...
cuz i dont know how to say FUCK U politely.
Bytch did i just hear u talkin?
Yeah, dats right...keep fuckin walkin.
4 all dem hoez tryin 2 take ma spot,
I got 3 words 4 u... I THINK NOT
Callin me a bytch? I know...i know..
but in tha wordz of Ludacris, UZ A HOE
Ima true gangsta QUEEN holdin shyt down.
Think you can take ma crown and wear it proud? Juss cuz i flirt dont mean ima hoe.
unlike u, i know how 2 say no
2 all da girlz starin in ma direction:
damn right BITCH, envy dis perfection!
Damn right Im fine, sexy, I got hella money
Me, jealous of u? haha, ur funny!
2 all da hataz: do what u do.
I aint got no mo time 2 waste on u
-- DEDICATED 2 ALL DEM HATIN ASS BROADS OUT THERE.GET YO WEIGHT UP BITCHES!!!!
0 Comments 274 weeks
YALL KNOW IT IZ TRUE
Fake azz Friends
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will put the weed away for later when you're falling asleep.
REAL FRIENDS: Will slap you in the face and say "We still got an 1/8 left Asshole !!"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
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