This is what Ucas forgot to tell us all before we started uni!! People add yours too !


1. Pound coins are priceless

2. You will turn into an alcoholic

3. You live for post

4. The student loan isn't nearly enough

5. You won't survive without the internet

6. Food is more expensive than you think

7. The halls were only clean on the open day

8. Every class has a complete twat in it ( if you can't see them, it's you)

9. Your room will only be tidy when you're meant to be working and are bored of facebook/msn/ the internet in general

10. Smoking weed appears to be mandatory

11. You need a car

12. Your laptop becomes your best friend

13. You will learn to type a billion words a minute

14. You'll eventually become immune to alcohol

15. Student loan and overdraft is NOT free money

16.You'll never know what day of the week it is

17. You have no idea what is going on in the world outside uni.

18. No matter how much cutlery you bring to uni, you will always run short of knives and forks but have too many spoons.

19. you will be Faceraped many times

20. You will eat anything

21. You will wear the same pair of jeans for however many days/weeks/months you like.

22. You will wish that the fire alarms were not there

23. £1 shops are the holy grail

24. You will worship Tesco

25. You will ask for student discount on Everything you buy

26. Showers become less important. Sleep becomes more important

27. Your work WILL actually form a new mountain range

28. Your calculator will become your solemate

29. You will start thinking and talking like your friends around you, and will pick up a mixture of silly accents.

30. There will be at least one lecturer you hate

31. There will be at least one lecturer you love

32. Going to bed at 2am is an early night

33. Most of your education will be obtained outside of lectures.

34. You will spend countless hours gazing out of the window.

35. You won't miss T.V

36. I-player is God

37. Your bin will overflow for weeks on end

38. Your bread will go mouldy

39. To iron your jeans, you spread them out on the floor and force the creases out by hand.

40. Prank calls become funny again

41. You'll never really know who lives below/above you until there is a fire alarm and you are all kicked outside

42. You'll eat cereal for dinner

43. You will wear your bag on both shoulders

44. College students are so much more mature

45. You will become an expert in makig paper aeroplanes

46. You will find yourself browsing youtube for hours

47. You will destroy your corridor in halls after a good night out

48. You should NEVER leave your room unlocked

49. Taxis will be a necessity

50. Your pots and pans won't wash themselves

51. You will facebook/msn/text the room next to you rather than get up

52. You're so used to your mum buying you things like toothpaste you dont even notice until you have completely run out

53. You will go out until 4am before an important lecture

54. Vouchers for anything become priceless

55. You'll join everything in Freshers' week, but then go to none of the meetings

56. You can never afford food, but always a night out!

57. You will sit in front of your computer refreshing facebook every minute

58. you will have watched every single DVD ever made in the first few months

59. You will try to steal as many glasses from as many pubs/bars as you can

60. You walk to town because the bus fare is the equivalent to an extra pint

61. You pay for as much things as possible with 1p and 2p coins

62. You will talk to laods of people at freshers and then ignore them for the rest of the year

63. ou know you're officially poor when you're paying for your food with pennys found behind the bed, in bottom of bags etc. you also know this when you go to the bank and withdraw the odd £1.53 from an old account because its so badly needed

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ZOMG.


QUEENS.

..WTF?!


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.. I ADORE INDIAN MUSIC!

Bhangra all the way!

-does hand up hand down dance-



Yall are so missing out.



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