WHEN US GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............ 260 days ago



1.we have absolutely no idea where our purse is.... and for some reason,that's ok.

2. we believe that dancing with r arms overhead and wiggling r butts while yelling "WOO-HOO" is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. we suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too.

4. In r last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we started out as just 4 hours ago.

5. we start crying and declare to everyone we see, including people we barely know, that we love them SOOOO MUCH.

6. we get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song comes on because "OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS SONG!"

7. we r suddenly full of profound spiritual wisdom... and so is the geek next to us.

8. we don't see anything wrong with making out with profs/co-workers/boss or ahem alot of r fellow college boys should they be around

9. The urge to take off articles of clothing, get up on the table or bar and start to sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming!

10.r eyes just won't seem to stay open by themselves, so we keep them half closed and think it looks incredibly sexy.

11. we av suddenly taken up smoking and we believe were really good at it

12. we yell at the bartender who we believe has cheated us by giving us just orange juice, but that's just because we can no longer taste the vodka.

13. we think we are in bed, but r pillow feels strangely like the floor.. or like the mop.

14. we start every conversation with a slurred "Don't take this the wrong way but..."

15. we fail to notice that the toilet lid is down before we sit on it.

16. r hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

17. we are tired, but we are troopers so instead of going >>home, we just sit on the floor wherever we are standing and take a quick nap.

18. we begin leaving the buttons open on r button fly jeans to cut down on the time we r in the bathroom away from your drink.

19. we take r shoes off because a) they're ridiculously impractical..but soo beautiful! b) we believe it's the shoes' fault that you can't walk straight.

20. we feel oddly comfortable sitting on the toilet peeing while having a full blown conversation with each other

21. and last but not least it takes us at least 6 attempts to get bck up after we have fallen over but off cause WE BLAME THE SHOES..

Friends V Best Friends 58 days ago



Friends V Best Friends

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
BEST FRIENDS: Calls your parents DAD and MOM

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "We fucked up ... but that shit was fun!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and How did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why?
7. Describe me in 1 word
8. What was your first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When was the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something that you couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?