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Luke Murray

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Do You Know What Nemesis Means?
Me, Myself, and I
The Games Guy. Studying Computer Games in Carlow For the Next Few Years, sure we'll see what happens after that.




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The Other Half Of Me
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Music
DMX, Foo Fighters, Sum 41, Queens of The Stone Age, Eminem, Chamillionaire, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, The Killers, Dr.Dre, 2Pac, Tenacious D, Rolling Stones, The Game, U2, Blink 182, +44, Arctic Monkeys, Jay Z, Michael Jackson. . .
Films
Star Wars, Saving Private Ryan, The Matrix Movies, Schindlers List, Snatch, Lock Stock, Carlito's Way, Men Of Honor, Fight Club, The Godfather 1, 2 & 3, The Lord Of The Rings, Batman Begins & Dark Knight, Gladiator, The Departed, 8 mile, L4yer Cake, Catch Me If You Can, The Bourne Films and of Course Cool Hand Luke
Sports
Manchester United, Airsoft
Happiest When
Playing Video Games, Listening to good Music, Talking Shite + Drinking Ridiculous quantities of alcohol with my friends and Watching Man Utd win.
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murraylukekul@hotmail.com
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    Declaration of Revocation:
    by John Cleese

    To the citizens of the United States of America, in the light of
    your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to
    govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your
    independence, effective today.

    Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical
    duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories.

    Except Utah, which she does not fancy.

    Your new Prime Minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the
    97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world
    outside your borders) will appoint a Minister for America without
    the need for further elections.

    Congress and the Senate will be disbanded.

    A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether
    any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown
    Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate
    effect:

    1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary.

    Then look up "aluminium." Check the pronunciation guide. You will be
    amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.

    The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and
    'neighbour'; skipping the letter 'U' is nothing more than laziness
    on your part. Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without
    skipping half the letters.

    You will end your love affair with the letter 'Z' (pronounced 'zed'
    not 'zee') and the suffix "ize" will be replaced by the suffix "ise."

    You will learn that the suffix 'burgh' is pronounced 'burra' e.g.
    Edinburgh. You are welcome to re-spell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if
    you can't cope with correct pronunciation.

    Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels.
    Look up "vocabulary." Using the same thirty seven words interspersed
    with filler noises such as "uhh", "like", and "you know" is an
    unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.

    Look up "interspersed."

    There will be no more 'bleeps' in the Jerry Springer show. If you're
    not old enough to cope with bad language then you shouldn't have
    chat shows. When you learn to develop your vocabulary, then you
    won't have to use bad language as often.

    2. There is no such thing as "US English." We will let Microsoft
    know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to
    take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of "-ize."

    3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents.
    It really isn't that hard. English accents are not limited to
    cockney, upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier).

    You will also have to learn how to understand regional accents ---
    Scottish dramas such as "Taggart" will no longer be broadcast with
    subtitles.

    While we're talking about regions, you must learn that there is no
    such place as Devonshire in England. The name of the county is
    "Devon." If you persist in calling it Devonshire, all American
    States will become "shires" e.g. Texasshire, Floridashire,
    Louisianashire.

    4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as
    the good guys. Hollywood will be required to cast English actors to
    play English characters.

    British sit-coms such as "Men Behaving Badly" or "Red Dwarf" will
    not be re-cast and watered down for a wishy-washy American audience
    who can't cope with the humour of occasional political incorrectness.

    5. You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The
    Queen", but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want
    you to get confused and give up half way through.

    6. You should stop playing American "football." There is only one
    kind of football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a
    very good game.

    The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your
    borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football.
    You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play
    proper

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  • Irish Commentators

    Souness - "Croatia were a little bit tippy tappy for me".

    Gilesy on Ronaldo - “Marilyn Monroe was the greatest star in the world but she was never known as a great actor. Ronaldo is like that.”

    Bill - ""Those two defenders are known as the twin towers. And they were destroyed there"

    Bill - "what do you think of Group B gentlemen?" (the group with Germany, Austria, Poland and Croatia) Souness - "Looks a bit like World War II, Bill".


    Dunphy - "Real Madrid are offering ronaldo €250,000 a week after tax, he has a model girlfriend, he's 23, he's good looking, I hate him"

    Dunphy again - "Sergio Ramos is a headbanger, he's like Paul McShane on steroids".

    Jimmy Magee - "and the ball is passed wide to Ricardo Ronaldo"... Mark Kinsella too polite to correct him, then a min later Jimmy realises...'I've just promoted the Portuguese goalkeeper to the wing'.

    Jimmy Magee again: "This must be the most attacks by an Italian team in an international match in the first 16 minutes than anyone can remember"

    Mark Kinsella after 15 minutes of the match between Austria & Germany..............

    "I see what the Austrians are tryin to do here, they are tryin to stop the Germans playing football"

    Mark Kinsella after lahm had been fouled (which resulted in ballacks stunning freekick)..........."he really needed to make that tackle........doesnt matter bout the free kick lahm was on a good run".............ballack riffles one home.........."ya see needless freekicks cost ya


    Jimmy again: "klasnic has scored for poland, they lead one nil" then it shows the replay and he realise it was a goal against poland and he says "
    of course that was Klasnic of croatia who got the goal"


    Bill: - "Just one interesting point. Italy have now qualified for the quarter final with 4 points ,when last time they failed to qualify with 5 points....whatever that means........i actually don't know" ..... que laughter from Gilesy and Brady


    With some classic back and forth from the panel

    Souness - "I agree with Liam......"
    Dunphy - "Its Eamon"
    Souness - "Sorry, whats your name....haha....good job Liams not here"

    Dunphy - "Holland look good but they haven’t played a proper team yet"
    Brady - "They beat Italy 3-0 and France 4-1, two WC finalists. what do you mean a proper team?"
    Dunphy - "Sweden"

    Brady: “The games at five o’clock have been inferior.”
    Billo: “For what reason?”
    Brady: “Well, I think it is cooler at night, Bill.”
    Billo: “Hold on, we’re only talking 23 degrees. That’s what it was like in Dublin today.”
    Brady: “Still hot. Still hot. I was playing golf today. I found it hot.”
    Billo: “Did you shoot a good score Liam?”
    Brady: “No, not really.”
    Billo: “And were you as indolent as they (Romania and France) were?”
    Gilesy: “You try playing golf at night Bill.”



    And best of the tournament……


    Souness unimpressed with Thierry Henry’s bravery for the Italian second
    goal:

    “He’s got his hands down protecting his downstairs area and sticks his foot out like a nancy”

    Eamo: “If you don’t mind me saying Graeme, the shot was a bit low to have affected his downstairs area.”

    Cue Gilesy mumbling: “You don’t know with these lads, Eamon.”

    1 Comment 253 weeks

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    Jesus Christ, Son of God, The omnipresent begin who created the heavens and the earth or... Jewish Zombie?

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    come back to us, woooo

    11/2/09
  • Shane Friel
    Shane Friel

    How are ya Murray!!! Just inviting you to my 21st in bar Ritz this Saturday 10th oct at bout 9.30ish!! Hope ya can make it!

    10/8/09
  • Paul O'Shea
    Paul O'Shea

    hey man, how r u? all set college?

    8/20/09
  • Paul O'Shea
    Paul O'Shea

    cool!! what the hell r u doin on this so? :L

    8/15/09
  • Paul O'Shea
    Paul O'Shea

    im ok man how r u?

    8/15/09
  • Paul O'Shea
    Paul O'Shea

    ya i no man still miss him alot :( he was the best :(

    8/15/09
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  • Kevin Shore
    Kevin Shore

    hey luke what number in southern gardens you in were movin into 4 thank fuck getting outa shithole carriag abhainn it was only good in first year

    8/7/09
  • Mary Bridget
    Mary Bridget

    i dunno ya said it to me one day nd frm time to time i randomly wake up at nite laughin at it!!!

    8/7/09
  • Mary Bridget
    Mary Bridget

    do you want some lotion wit dat??? p.s. i'll nvr forget dat legendary one liner!!!

    8/7/09
  • Co Co

    i sent the deposit last week. got confirmation today.

    7/27/09
  • Eoin O'Sullivan

    Alrite man!!!:D whats the crack.how the summer treatin ya??

    7/16/09
  • Brian Dooley
    Brian Dooley

    sickened without psn al rite. . . . . . . .so bor'n . . . . .. . ye 3 rd year.gona b tuff. . . . .but il work tru it

    7/3/09
  • Brian Dooley
    Brian Dooley

    wel rambo any craic???

    7/2/09
  • Niamh H
    Niamh H

    well thats good to know!:) yeah i am indeed wat bout urself?

    7/1/09