Chazz: Are you an offical here??....cause ur offically giving me a boner here!!


Jimmy: So, Coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine.
Coach: Oh, really?
Chazz: We're gonna dance to one song, and one song only: "Lady Humps" by the Blackeyed Peas. "What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk up in your trunk? Ima get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps."
Jimmy: [Disgusted] I'm not skating to anything with references to lady humps. You don't even know what that means.
Chazz: Nobody knows what it means, but its provocative...
Jimmy: No, its not.
Chazz: ...It gets the people going!
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Hector: I just wanna cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday

Chazz: You better not cut my head off!

Chazz: I swear to god if you cut my head off...
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Chazz: Night is a very dark time for me
Jimmy: It's dark for everyone, idiot!
Chazz: Not for people who live in Alaska. Or people with night-vision goggles
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Hector: He likes food, and dreams, and whispers... his favorite movie is Short Circuit... and Fried Green tomatoes.
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Hector: I wanna wear the gold medal... naked.
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Chazz: How'd it go with your lady? Carve up any ice?...With your weiner?
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Coach: What do you guys have that all other teams don't have?
Chazz: Twin dongs?
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Chazz: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------Chazz: Are you an official here? 'Cause you've officially given me a boner.
[Whispers]
Chazz: I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bare.
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Jimmy: Get out of my face!
Chazz: I'll get inside your face!
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Darren MacElroy: I'm un-adopting you.
Jimmy: What?
Darren MacElroy: Well, legally I'm disowning you.
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Jimmy: Hey could you help me?
Little Kid: Strangers are danger.
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Jimmy: Hi, you've reached Jimmy, if you can dream it, you can do it!
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Jimmy: THAT was disgusting.
Chazz: THAT, young man, is how babies are made.
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Jimmy: I see you got fat!
Chazz: I see you still look like a 15-year-old girl but not hot.
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Katie Van Waldenberg: Sorry I'm late. I was busy having sex.
Katie Van Waldenberg: A lot.

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Jimmy: I call top bunk!
Chazz: No, I already did.
Jimmy: No you didn't
Chazz: Yes I did. In my mind.

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Chazz: It makes my hair shine like the Belt of Orion.

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Chazz: This ends TONIGHT!
Jimmy: It's daytime, you douche!

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Chazz: Chazz Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy *are* figure skating.
[shouts and raises left arm]
Chazz: Boom!
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1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19. Anything 2 say b4 u go

Heres a list of some reasons as to why soccer players are so loved

1) They have the right touch

2) They are used to scoring

3) They can go in soft or hard

4) They'll make u scream for more

5) sweating is no problem

6) skill is definite

7) They'll play anywere and anytime

They can go for 90 minutes in at least 11 different position