Tonight my two male housemates are annoying/worrying me.
After watching Jackass Number Two they thought it would be hilarious to film them shooting eachother (or themselves) with a BB gun.
Then squeeze an orange by hitting at high speed on their forehead.
Then send their hand alight after spraying it with Lynx. And consequently setting the fire alarms off in the whole house.
Then fitting two clementines in their mouths & hitting their cheeks to try & squeeze the juice out of it before realising the oranges were mouldy.
What is possibly worse is that it was only Mark doing all the stunts, and Matt was just pushing him to do it, and it was actually embarrasing to watch him do it to himself.
How shit.

I was so excited about our own lil' fireworks display (thanks Mark) with it's own fire, IN A BATH (thanks Mark & Timo), that I had to share it with the world.
Special thanks to Rachel for photogrophay, and marshmallows (or lack of).
Check out my photos for evidence of the awesome-ness of the night.

(as painted on the wall in Inferno)
1. The female always makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change without notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If a female suspects a male know the rules she must change them immediately.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong it is the direct result of a misunderstanding brought about by something the male said or did.
7. The male must apologise immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
8. The female may change her mind at any time.
9. The male must never change his mind without the consent of the female.