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Kanika
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- Enjoi ur freedom
- Me, Myself, and I
- jump on the one chance train and if you mess up make damn sure you make up for it like in the movies
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- Finding Nemo, Napoleon Dynamite, Cruel Intentions, Fight Club, Titanic, Romeo and juliet, green mile, Notting Hill, Spider Man1&2, XMen. Kill Bill, Passion of the Christ. BAD BOYS 1 What dreams may come
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- Its shits cause the boys look gay
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- It could be sexual harrassement
- Im gay and i love it
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H aHa AH AHa a
A LOGICAL SOLUTION.
Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far a** kissing will take you.
A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bulls**t and A** Kissing that will put you over the top.0 Comments 299 weeks
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For You My darling sister
In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.0 Comments 299 weeks
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Ummmmm
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???0 Comments 299 weeks
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9/13/09
Claire Porter
I cant... i gotta b a bridesmaid on fri so thurs is not a good day for a hangover!! xxx
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8/24/09
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Claire Porter8/10/09Girlfriend!!! have use been hangin in rain??? iv just been on a sat night and its H-appenin!! holiday was great and so was london was just back las night there think we sud arrange a little shop there for christmas shopping...what u think bout that horse??? cant believe we missed u last sunday did u get my note i left?? lol will b seein u very soon!!! love you!! xxx
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8/6/09
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Kevin Gallagher8/6/09
haha im no a wee dick in fact im a victim of a horrible crime.. u will b hearin from my lawyers in 3 to 5 workin days... im takin u to d cleaners..
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Orla Gallagher8/3/09That photo confirms peoples doubts about me you and kippers relationship.
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8/3/09
Conal McConaghy
up the ##!! yeah they are pretty good aren't they lol!!! anytime will try to pay back the visit soon as possible once i get my life on track lol!! yeah great nite, but i miss kellys
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8/2/09
Lyle Ritchie
i Miss u loads and loads!! I will come to northern ireland soon!! What u been up 2? U need to get on facebook!! Love you!!!xxxxxxxxxx
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Kevin Gallagher7/20/09
wots up short hairy bumhole!! dont chat am itichin ta get up a nite!!! miss goin ta d pub at 4 in d day!! need buckfast quick... am startin ta sleep at nite n not wired ta d moon anymore.. not cool... i like d music wave lengths fro d moon.. hows eva 1 sham bam!! up d....
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7/15/09
Orla Gallagher
im in letterkenny, im gettin the train at about 5 then im gettn ready for kellys kellys kellys, be there or be indian...oh no wait...square. let get this drunk....again.
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Richard C7/1/09Head wasnt too bad, could have been worse. Sure it wouldnt be a party without a few rumbles!
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6/28/09
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Claire Porter6/23/09Greetings from Drumbo miss Kher!! i think i may be paying you a visit this weekend!!! yeaeeee!! not completely sure yat if not it will be the 12th weekend...it will be sum awl blowout surrrrrrrrrr!!! need to get another trip organised to letterkenny baby this summer again!!! love you ok bye xx
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4/28/09
Claire Porter
the boy who u fancy is sitting opposite me in the computer room!! u know the wee student 1?? hes pure hatz
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4/24/09
Róisín Lenaghan
hey girl! dissertation not goin 2 bad thanks, i also have 2 more pieces of coursework to start amazin craic! i got an essay back yesterday n i got 68% so i cant be doin everythin wrong
hope u had a gd birthday, sry i didnt make it up 2 the house i was extremely pissed all day. hope u enjoyed kellys! x
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Jackie Bell4/23/09lush! rocks my world - such good music!!! im hungover and r house is a mess lol
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