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- my names matt. live in frimley which is alrite but nufink really happens lol.
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- my new quiz 24 Taken
24 things to do in an elevator
1.grimace painfully whilst smacking your forehead and muttering "shut up,
all of you just SHUT UP"
2.whistle the first seven notes of "its a small world" incessantly
3.crack open your bag and while peering inside ask "got enough air in
4.offer name tags to everyone that gets on. wear yours upside down.
5.stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall and never get
6.when arrivng at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then
act embarassed whent they finally open themselves
7.greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and them to call u admiral
8.on the highest floor,hold the door open and demand that it stay open till
u hear the penny u dropped down the shaft go 'plink' when it hits the
9.stare grinning at the other pasengers for a while then say ! i've got new
10.when at least 8 people have borded, moan from the back "oh, no. not now,
damn motion sickness
12.holler "chutes away" whenever the lift descends
13.walk on with a coolbox that says 'human head' on the side
14.stare at another passenger for a while, then announce 'you're one of
THEM' and move to the far corer of the lift
15.wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it
16.when the elevator is silent look around and say "is that your beeper?"
17.say 'ding' at each floor
18.say 'i wonder what these do' and push all the buttons
19.listen to the walls with a stethoscope
20.draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to all the
other passengers that this is your 'personal space'
21.announce in a demonic voice 'i must find a more suitable host body"
22.make explosion noises whenever someone presses a button
23.wear 'X-ray specs' and leer sugestively at other passengers
24.stop at every floor, run off, then run back on
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14 THINGS TO DO IN ASDA haha
14 THINGS TO DO IN ASDA WHILE YOUR OTHER HALF IS SHOPPING...
01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.
02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals
03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.
04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.
05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
06. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding Department.
08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's those voices again!!!"
And last but not least:
14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here."
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close What Semi-Obscure Simpsons Character Are You?
My result is: Kang... or is it Kodos?
In any case, you're both bent on world domination... or are you just trying to cook them a nice meal? Like everything else about you guys, it's a complete mystery.
What Type of Heart Do You Have?
Are You Sexy, Flirty, or a Slut?
Which Celeb Are You? (GIRLS ONLY)
WHAT GRADE R U?
Whats your love song?
which footie team are you most likely to play for
Hun or Tim
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