1.Micheal (mickey) McGuinness
Has a kick out that can reach from one end of the new bridge to the other...can stop a speedin bullet with his teeth..enough said

2.Aidan (the demps) O'Neill
Great team player first at training and last to leave..gives 110% at all times.. stays off the drink a fortnight before games..Shares the same characteristics as Girvan dempsey.. will kill a taem with his 45's alone..

3.Ryan (the donkey) storey
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep ryan storey out.. It failed miserably..can knock as house down by rining the door bell..

4.Richie (the crafty) Mcgrotty
Just as there are race horses that cannot cope with soft ground..richie is a hard ground specialists..

5.Mark (spag) o kane
Has a DEADLY left peg.. that would make paddy bradley hang his boots up..

6.Micheal (the oz striker) friel
Marks players that tight they think hes stalking them..like running into a tank..

7.kyle (budge) Gallagher
He is the heartbeat of the team.. This man sends himself to sleep at night by counting O'Neill's footballs floating over a crossbar..

8.Aaron (mcraxx) Gallagher
Mcraxx has a love/hate relationship with his club's supporters. They love him when he turns up for matches because he can be the difference between winning and losing a match.

9.Dee (pablo juan) mcgee
Illegal immigrant shouldn’t be in this country still waiting for his green card..

10.Jason (batman) quinn
the Male Model of the team normally sports a healthy tan for about six months of the year. He is the one player in the changing room guaranteed to bring hair gel, shampoo and deodorant

11.Edward (eric hell) bell
just deadly..the vale goal says it all..likes the tight hair cuts...

12.Daniel (fat ass) Gavin
Has discovered the pleasures of wine, woman and song. Football is put way down the agenda. For the first six months of his fresher year danny will have a silly looking smile permanently attached to his face.. gives the excuse of either assignments or exams for his continued absence at training

13.Karl (rav) Mc Laughlin
Faster than his civic..goes through a pair of boots every match..makes asafa poweel look like hes stoped in the 100m