1. Full Name: Nicola Ryan
2. Nicknames: Niki
3. Birthday: 10th of May
4. Place of Birth: Laois
5. Zodiac Sign: Taurus
6. Male or Female: Female
7. Year: Nope
8. School: Nope
9. Occupation: Bar tender
10. Residence: London
11. MSN Screen Name: Dont got one sorry!!

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: blonde but goin back to natural brown
13. Hair Length: above my shoulder
14. Eye color: blue/green/grey
15. Weight: Fuck Off!!
16. Height: 5' 4 1/2'
17. Braces?: Nope
18. Glasses?: yeah but never wear em
19. Piercings: Just the ears thank you
20. Tattoos: gettin an angel wing on my ankel in a few weeks
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Elaine
23. First Award: Speech and drama
24. First Sport: tehy made me do gaa in primary school
25: First Pet: Dog called beathoven
26. First Real Vacation: London or croatia
27. First Concert: U2
28. First Love: Paudie

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: just 1!! dirty dancing and bone collector
30. TV programme: FRIENDS what else!!
31. Color: Pink
32. Rapper: Oh hunni shakey of course!!
33. Band: Pink girls aloud or fallout boy
34. Song Right Now: leave me alone im lonely
35. Friends: a few very special ones whol always be in my heart!!
36. Sweets: chocolate in general but im gone cold turkey!
37. Sport to Play: yeah i dont do that!
38. Restuarant: casa mia
39. Favorite brand: new look or stuff ya get in markets in london, very original!!
40. Store: answered above!!
41. School Subject: film
42. Animal: staf bull terrier, i want it now!!
43. Book: My best friends girl!
44. Magazine: ok, new, all them gossipy ones
45. Shoes: beige pointy boots!!

___Currently___

46. Feeling: sore back cause liein on bed typin into my laptop
47. Single or Taken?: Taken
48. Have a crush: On my baby!!
49. Eating: had a cheese slice gonna have my dinner in a min
50. Drinking: water
51. Typing: isnt that obvious
52. Online?: duh!!
53. Listening To: Paud talkin to the telly(GAA is on and he thinks the ref can hear him)
55. Wanting To: go for shower but cant be arsed movin just yet!!
56. Watching: Dublin vs Meath GAA
57. Wearing: baggy grey trackies and a orange and pink stripy vest top!

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: 3
59. Want to be Married?: soon but not yet!!
60. Careers in Mind: publican
61. Where do you want to live: london i think but with kids more the country!
62. Car: BMW Z4

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: Dark
64. Hair length: Short
65. Eye color: green!
66. Measurments: cant tell anyone that!!
67. Cute or Sexy: gorgeous and sweet!! just to be different!
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: i need both or ill die
70. Short or Tall: Taller than me but not too tall
71. Easygoing or serious: serious when needed but chilled other than that!
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: spontaneous
73. Fatty or Skinny: not too skinney but toned!
74. Sensitive or Loud: loud when out, sensitive when alone!!
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship..definitly
76. Sweet or Caring: caring
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: trouble maker!!

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: Yes
79. Had Alcohol: yes
80. Smoked: yes
81. Ran Away From Home: tried but got caught
82.Broken a bone: no
83. Got an X-ray: no
84. Broken Someones Heart: have you seen me!! hehe! joke!!
85. Cried When Someone Died: yes a lot!
86. Cried At School: in the toilet maybe cant remember!

___Do You Believe In___

87. God: yes
90. Miracles: yes
91. Love At First sight: no, love after gettin to know eachother!
92. Ghosts: no
93. Aliens: No!
94. Soul Mates: Yes! have you met pauds!
95. Heaven: yes
96. Hell: no but pergatory yes!
97. Angels: yes! me!! hehe!!
98. Kissing on The First Date: yes!
99. Horoscopes: i read em but dont believe in em!!

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want but cant have: there was but then i got him and now im never

"Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife."
"How could two people as beautiful you have such an ugly baby?"
"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind."
"I must admit, you brought religion in my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you."
"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the heck was I thinking?"
"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me."
"As you grow older, Mom, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy..."
"Thanks for being a part of my life!!! I never knew what evil was before this!"
"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again."
"Someday I hope to get married, but not to you."
"Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...Almost Life like!
"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise."
"I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend. So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys."
"We have been friends for a very long time, what say we call it quits."
"I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here."
"You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket.... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."
"Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday so we're having you put to sleep."
"Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!!" (available only in Arkansas & West Va.)

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7)Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
9) Everyone who has just read no.5 has just typed it into a calculator.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
1 The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
24) You never ever run out of salt.
25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
2 No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip