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The Church Of Patto and Later Night Saints
- For those who need help and charity on nights out!
- Me, Myself, and I
- The Church Of Patto and Later Night Saints
This page is dedicated to Patto and his Profits!
Ok so you've found it, the greastest religion since the birth of Scientology!
On this site you will be given basics of the religion and its followers. Also information on how to and why to follow will be given.
The 8 Commandments:
1. Thou shall follow and believe in Patto and know him as Lord.
2. Thou shall give to those in need
3. Thou shall be loyal to family, friends and in relationships
4. Thou shall be accepting of other people and their differences
5. Thou shall respect ones homeland where-ever this is
6. Thou shall masterbate at least once a day
7. Thou shall command respect from others and in return respect them
8. Thou shall give financial support to the LNS organisation if its required for nights out!
So there we have it. Follow these 8 simple steps (not so much the 8th one) and you can (and will) begin to live a better life for yourself and others.
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I offically declare that as of the 6th January (Holy Day Celebrating the New Year) the following people will become Saints of The Church of Patto:
Dan Smith - For contributions to my alcohol % level on a Friday night and for actually getting out
The remaining followers are known as Profits to Patto.
If you are interested in becoming a Saint then please act like by buying people drinks or lending people who need it for nights out some money!!
If you would to suggest a Profit to become a Saint please email me!!
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Just a quick message to you all to wish you a Merry ChristmaS\s and a Happy New Year!!!
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August 28th, the Holy Day for all Profits (followers of the Religion) marks the birth of the Lord Patto. On this day all profits should respect this day by beginning festivities at 8:08am (time of birth) with a shot of vodka. The day should be celebrated in fancy dress of your choice and should be celebrated with alcoholic beverages. Any Profits found sobber by 3pm will be stripped and tied to the nearest street lamp!
Born into the world on the 28th August the world would change forever, the one true super being was born and a saviour for the world was born. The Holy town Scarborough the setting for the beginning of his life!
Now 18 years later the Lord has realised what he is in this world and the next!
Keep Spreading the Good Words, and if you wish to contribute by enter an account of the great work of Patto then please email us it!
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