Jack and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a fucking terrorist.
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
The only reason you're conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
There were originally five horsemen of the apocalypse. Jack Bauer said he would travel by foot.
They say you can't go a day without water, Jack Bauer has gone five seasons.
Jack Bauer sleeps with a gun under the pillow. But he could kill you with the pillow.
When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back.
When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back.
When life hands Jack Bauer Lemons, he kills Terrorists. Jack Bauer fuckin' hates lemonade.
As a boy, Jack Bauer interrogated his parents on Easter until they revealed the location and contents of each hidden egg.
Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
After running out of ammo, Jack stood in the line of fire, took 3 shots to the chest, and used them to reload.
Nostradamus once predicted in his journal: "In the century 21st, the one known as Jacques will be the savior of the world... five seasons in a row." Moments later, Jack Bauer knocked down the door, shot Nostradamus in the kneecaps, and yelled "WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!"
A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walked into a bar... and Jack Bauer is going to find out why...
Jack Bauer snapped a store clerk in half because he had said "Have a nice day!" Nobody tells Jack Bauer what to do.
Superman has Jack Bauer pajamas.
Jack Bauer has no friends, because as a child when he would play cops and robbers, the robbers would all be interogated and killed.
Jack Bauer is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why there's no life on Mars.
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
If Jack fell into the ocean, he would not get wet. The ocean would get jacked.
One time someone put handcuffs on jack bauer, historians have labeled this event as the worst mistake EVER
When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it’s probably Jack Bauer.
...and on the seventh day Jack Bauer said, "I'll take it from here."
Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
Jack once shot himeself 10 times, just to prove 50 cent is a bitch. He proceeded to wrestle and aligator while talking to Chloe about schematics.
Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition.
Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them."
When Jack Bauer ran out of ammo, he caught 3 bullets in his chest and used them to reload.
MTV once tried to 'Punk' Kiefer Sutherland by staging a robery in a store. Sutherland smiled and pulled out his SIG and shot 3 actors in the head. This is why there was a ne

Bufty Sometimes also know as a Bufty Boy, BuftDawg, Buft Bagwell, Buftcake or Ultra Buft/Bufty! This is street slang or dialect used mostly in the Castlederg Area of Tyrone N.Ireland or the world wide web of Bebology! A Bufty is a word used to describe someone who is ' a bit of a buft' but in its rawest context it means someone who is a bit on the gay or homosexual side but can also describe someone who is a bit wierd or less than ordinary! Its often used in sentences such as...'OMG Wha a buft!', 'He's the biggest Buft I've ever seen,' 'HaHa Look at them Bufty Boys,' 'Or ur almost as big a bufty as Aaron McGlynn!'

In describing a Bufty Boy you are usually comparing someone to Aaron McGlynn as he is the biggest Bufty around! Althought he isn't the originator of the term 'Bufty Boys' He is close pal with the creator Conor 'Marty Foster' Gallen and is probably his best pal! Although Mr Foster came up with Bufty Boys it was his close pals that soon coined the phrase Buft or Bufty and shortened its use, hence bringing new meaning and direction to the word along with alot of credibility.

Its Often said that when in a slagging match or argument the 1st person to call the other a Bufty or some of its other conictations is the natural winner and should then celebrate by kissing there Fist and yelling YEEEEESSSSS!!! Therefore proclaiming their victory and mocking the loser or 'Ultra Buft'

Although Conor Coyle (A close pal of Marty and McGlynn's) is known as a Buft Dawg the Title of 'Ultra Buft' is usually associated with Hugh (Hoodly Doodly) McHugh (see also Qt McQ) with Chris McHugh a close 2nd!

It's no coincidence that these young gentlemen r also close friends with the creator of 'Shituism' Ryan 'La Lion' Goan! (Please see 'Shituism' or Ryan Goan - ALso known as Goon, Ole Gunnar Ryan the Lion and Ryan Coming!)

1. Bufty

To clean, shine, and detail a car to perfection. On average a 2-4 hour job cleaning the inside, outside, and underside. The industry standard set by Frayz2buckets is the last 2 buckets of water used must remain clear hence the name.

Hello Bob are you busy tomorrow, Yeah sorry mate its my usual Saturday morning bufty session, are you doing a frayz2buckets, Yeah sorry, OK mate I will see you at the posers cruise.

2. Bufty

Possessing old-school class - that which money simply can't buy. What the elder members of the aristocracy possess in busloads, typically involving enormous moustaches and inpenetrably posh accents.
What a lot of Americans (particularly those who go to Oxbridge or Ivy League universities) absolutely love.

Oxford is the most bufty university in the world.

The Duke of Monmouth is the buftiest old gent you'll ever meet.

3. bufty

A Ringstabber

I never go to that bar its a "bufty" bar

4. Bufty

Someone who enjoys protein shakes, creatine, glutamine, works out a lot and usualy has an injury complaint.

"Look at that bufty with his protein shake"

5. Bufty

A person who does nothing but play sport, eat and sleep sport. English equivalent of an American jock but doesn't beat up people. Usually wears expensive clothes made by Fred Perry, Ben Sherman, Ralph Lauren and any other sports brand.

Person 1: "Shall we go and watch TV in the commen room."
Person 2: "No, the Bufty's are watching football in their."

6. bufty

lecherous,lying,leering gay friend of hetero man

he cant keep his dick in his pants cause he nothing but a bufty

7. bufty

being very femal about a male friendship

going to "love actually" when originally
"Swat" was intended

8. bufty

well there is different scales, there is different types as well. phil is the only true bufty, daragh is a natural bufty through and through

hehehe, u bufty

9. Bufty

A minor idiot. Someone who has made a minoir mistake.

I just wet myself like a big Bufty.