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And yet another cataloge has arrived

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Ann Summers Parties
Me, Myself, and I
Hello girls,

Welcome to my Ann Summers page. I am a recruiting and party organiser for Ann Summers.

Ann Summers is the best girly night in you can have and the best fun you can have with your clothes on!

The Autumn / Winter catalogues is nearly here, with heaps of all new lingerie lines, exclusive products only avaliable through the catalogue! The hostess will receive 10% of what their guest spend off their order, and the chance to win a limited gift, only avaliable to the party hostess!

Catalogue Parties
Do you want a discount but don't want to hold a party? All you have to do is to get in touch I tell you how.
PUB/CLUB/CHARITY PARTIES
Interested in having a ladies night, no problem, please contact me for available dates.
Guys are you feeling left out ??? no problem Looking to get your partner the sexy special surprise, you can place an order and we will personally gift wrap the item for you and can deliver on a specified date
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Rugby - gotta love those men with oddshaped balls
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  • Jokes

    A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for
    his wife.

    He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price,
    the more see-through, the higher the price.

    He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie
    home.

    He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and
    model it for him.

    Upstairs the wife thinks 'I have an idea. It's so see-through that it
    might as well be nothing. I won't put it on - do the modelling naked -
    return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund and keep the money for
    myself'.

    So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.
    The husband says 'Stone me, it wasn't that creased in the shop'.

    His funeral is this Thursday.

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  • Darwin Awards

    The Darwin Awards (New list, folks)
    It's that time again folks ... The Darwin Awards are finally out. The annual honour given to the persons who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out.
    This year's winner was a real rocket scientist ... HONEST!
    Read on and remember that each and every one of these is a TRUE STORY.

    And the nominees were:

    Semi-finalist #1

    A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply, because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. This resulting explosion and fire burned his house down, killing both him and his sister.

    Semi-finalist #2

    Three Brazilian men were flying in a light aircraft at low altitude when another plane approached. It appears that they decided to moon the occupants of the other plane, but lost control of their own aircraft and crashed. They were all found dead in the wreckage with their pants around their ankles.

    Semi-finalist #3

    A 22-year-old Reston, VA , man was found dead after he tried to use octopus straps to bungee jump off a 70-foot rail road trestle. Fairfax County police said Eric Barcia, a fast food worker, taped a bunch of these straps together, wrapped an end around one foot, anchored the other end to the trestle at Lake Accotink Park, jumped and hit the pavement. Warren Carmichael, a police spokesman, said investigators think Barcia was alone because his car was found nearby. 'The length of the cord that he had assembled was greater than the distance between the trestle and the ground,' Carmichael said. Police say the apparent cause of death was 'Major trauma.'

    Semi-finalist #4

    A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. It seems that he and a friend were playing a game of catch, using the rattlesnake as a ball. The friend - no doubt a future Darwin Awards candidate - was hospitalized.

    Semi-finalist #5

    Employees in a medium-sized warehouse in west Texas noticed the smell of a gas leak. Sensibly, management evacuated the building extinguishing all potential sources of ignition; lights, power, etc.
    After the building had been evacuated, two technicians from the gas company were dispatched. Upon entering the building, they found they had difficulty navigating in the dark. To their frustration, none of the lights worked. Witnesses later described the sight of one of the technicians reaching into his pocket and retrieving an object that resembled a cigarette lighter.

    Upon operation of the lighter-like object, the gas in the warehouse exploded, sending pieces of it up to three miles away. Nothing was found of the technicians, but the lighter was virtually untouched by the explosion. The technician suspected of causing the blast had never been thought of as ''bright'' by his peers.

    Now, the winner of this year's Darwin Award (awarded, as always, post humously):

    The Arizona Highway Patrol came upon a pile of smoldering metal embedded in the side of a cliff rising above the road at the apex of a curve. The wreckage resembled the site of an airplane crash, but it was a car. The type of car was unidentifiable at the scene. Police investigators finally pieced together the mystery. An amateur rocket scientist had somehow gotten hold of a JATO unit (Jet Assisted Take Off, actually a solid fuel rocket) that is used to give heavy military transport planes an extra 'push' for taking off from short airfields. He had driven his Chevy Impala out into the desert and found a long, straight stretch of road. He attached the JATO unit to the car, jumped in, got up some speed and fired off the JATO!

    The facts as best as could be determined are that the operator of the 1967 Impala hit the JATO ign

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  • October Parties

    October - NEW CATALOGUE!
    Book your party NOW and you will be one of the first to experience our new ranges including Retro, Miss Desires, Florence.ShowGirl,Wonderland, Roulette& lots more! We also have new dress up and new toys galore! Don't miss out - October /November dates going fast. Call me NOW to book your party!

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