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Mikeo
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Facts about Munster Rugby and its Players
When the Incredible Hulk gets angry, he transforms into Donncha O’Callaghan.
Jerry Flannery can slam a revolving door.
Anthony Foley's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Paul O'Connell.
Marcus Horan's Calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd ; no one fools Marcus Horan.
Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Peter Stringer open you would find another Peter Stringer inside, only smaller and angrier.
Jerry Flannery doesn’t see dead people, he makes people see dead.
Superman has a pair of Paul O'Connell pyjamas.
Paul O'Connell sleeps with the lights on. The dark is afraid of him.
Ronan O’Gara counted to infinity - twice.
The eternal conundrm of what happens when an unstoppable force meets an
immovable object was finally solved when Anthony Foley punched himself in
the face.
Anthony Foleys tears can cure cancer – too bad he never cries.
John Hayes puts the laughter in manslaughter.
The popular videogame Doom is loosely based about the time that Satan borrowed two euro from Denis Leamy and forgot to pay him back.
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself – the only thing fear has to fear is Paul O’Connell.
Jerry Flannery doesn’t have a bank account, he just tells the bank how much he wants.
Paul O’Connell is the only person in the world that can give one hundred and ten percent.
Paul O'Connell invented the color red.....in fact, Paul O'Connell invented all colors....except pink...Brian O'Driscoll invented pink.
When Paul O'Connell does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
David Wallace doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
There isn't a head under Denis Leamy's scrumcap, only another fist.
When Peter Sringer sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Peter Stringer has not had to pay taxes, ever.
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to John Hayes and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Trevor Halstead ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
The only reason the Energizer Bunny keeps going and going is because it knows Paul O'Connell is after it.
When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Donncha O'Callaghan for help.
When Paul O'Connell exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Paul O'Connell, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Paul O'Connel, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."
Paul O'Connell was once on Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop
Ghosts are actually caused by Dennis Leamy killing people faster than Death can process them.
Paul O'Connell can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
David Wallace sold his soul to the devil for his superhuman strength and unparalleled rugby ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Wally dump tackled the devil and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Tips on Drinkin!!!
SYMPTOM: Pint appears to be crystal clear...
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION: Punch him/her.
SYMPTOM: Don't recognise anyone, don't even recognise the room you're in.
FAULT: Don't panic - you've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION: See if they've any free pints anyhow.
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest pet dog, complain about how house training has "gone to the dogs nowadays".
SYMPTOM: Pint appears unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to get you another pint.
SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You've fallen over backwards.
ACTION: Have yourself chained to bar counter.
SYMPTOM: Mouth contains fag-ends.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.
SYMPTOM: Beer tastes tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to loo, practise in mirror.
SYMPTOM: Floor blurry.
FAULT: You're looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to get you another pint.
SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another pub/party
SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed, have yez no homes to go to
ACTION: Confirm home address with barman, grab taxi home.
SYMPTOM: Taxi's interior suddenly takes on colourful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth.
SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on a table.
ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.
SYMPTOM: Hands hurts, nose hurts, mind unusually clear though.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
ACTION: Apologise to everyone you see, just in case it was them.
SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: That lager is too weak.
ACTION: Have more drink until your voice improves.
SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar.
SYMPTOM: Ugly woman/man in your sights.
FAULT: Insufficient beer intake.
ACTION: Up dosage immediately.
SYMPTOM: Shins and toes hurt.
FAULT: You've been walking into things.
ACTION: Maintain dosage.
SYMPTOM: Squishy feeling in the hands.
FAULT: You have grabbed hold of a woman's breasts.
ACTION: Duck to avoid boyfriend's fist.
SYMPTOM: Bed is bumping around.
FAULT: Taking an ambulance ride.
ACTION: It's too late, you made complete arsehole of yourself
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ARtssoc1/25/09RAG WEEK SESSIONS 2009 Kicks off Monday 26th 2009 Go on the RAG for the Week Monday BLACKOUT @ CLUB XXI Tuesday WILLY WONKA'S CHOCOLATE FACTORY @ BONDI IN THE CITY Wednesday UCD FASHION SHOW SIGNUP@1 UCD Pub Crawl@3 DIRTY DISCO @ D2 Launch Party Thursday MARIJUANA SEMINAR SCHOOL DISCO @ BURN BEACH CLUB Friday FRAT FRIDAY @ XXI Check the page for full details of the week! 20 guestlist spots a night to be won so start commenting! Tickets recession beating 5 in Quinn & Arts Email: auditor@ artssoc.com for if you want to book a party! Arts Ball tickets on sale @ the tables as well, biggest session of the year, Burlington & Annabels February 4th remove as friend to stop these posts comment service by beboads@yahoo.com 25-Jan-2009 21:34:47.042
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ARtssoc12/14/08Welcome to Santa's Sessions: The Offical 5 Nights of XXXmas! Endorsed by Santa Claus himself and in aid of the St. Vincent de Paul Society! 5 Nights of Exam After-Parties starting with: MON 15th: BONDI IN THE CITY(Zanzibar) - €2 ALL DRINKS! : THE CHRISTMAS CRACKER @ RIOS (over 19s) -€3 DRINKS, CHRISTMAS DRESS & OPEN TILL LATE
TUES 16th: SANTA'S GROTTO @ D2 (over 18s) WED 17th: XXXMAS BALL @ D2 (over 19s) : SNOW BALL @ BONDI IN THE CITY - €2 ALL DRINKS! THURS 18th: XXI THURSDAYS @ XX1 : NAUGHTY OR NICE?The Official Christmas Bash@ RIO'S And finally wrap it up with all your friends with
FRI 19th: The Mistletoe Ball @ RIOS ROAR Gov ID Essential Class parties and guestlist contact santassessions@gmail.com remove us as friend to stop these posts 14-Dec-2008 22:33:32.441
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Chemistry Gigs11/3/08Mikeo Chemistry is proud to present DatA & Chewy Chocolate Cookies (Ekler'oshock Records - France) Live at Chemistry on Novemeber 19th, in SPY / WAX , On South William Street, Dublin Admission is €10 before midnight. Doors at 10pm. Advance tickets available in City Discs, Temple Bar +++ Along with our usual whopper drinks promotions we now have, Double Vodka & Splash €6 Pitcher Of Beer €10 So now you can have even more fun at Chemistry
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Ucd Ents9/22/08Official 02 Headphone Disco This Thursday @ The Button Factory Full Silent Disco As Seen @ Oxegen This Summer. 2 Channels On Each Set of Headphones So If You Dont Like A Song Just Change Over! E5 Tickets on Sale in Shops in UCD Admission E6 With Participating Society Card General Admission E8 E10 Deposit Required For Headphones - Repayed @ The End of The Night Apologies That Some of Our Drinks Promotions Were Out of Stock Last Week! This Week Expect To See All The Following! Bottles Bavaria E2 VK Ice Alcopops E2 Mohito Cocktails E2 Fat Frog Bottles E3 Pints Coors Light E3 Bottle Tiger Beer E3 Vodka & Rockstar E3 Glass of Wine E3 Doors @ 11PM. 18's ID Required. R.O.A.R. 1721
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ARtssoc9/15/08Join ArtsSoc! Monday 15th September ArtsSoc presents the annual Lollipop Party@Club XXI! All drinks E3, tix E5 @ our Freshers' Stand! Get there early to avoid disappointment! Wednesday 17th we bring you a bit of BOOM BOOM BOOM! Official Vengaboys afterparty@ the launch of Heat@Tripod! Free buses from the stu bar,tix E6 from our Freshers' Stand! E2 Drinks! MOHITO COCKTAILS / VK ICE ALCOPOPS / BAVARIA All Only E2 All Pints E3 Select Shots E3 Vodka & Dash E3.50 Jagerbombs E5 Nothing but the best for our members...Whatever you want, we bring it...Discounts galore... This year we've got loads lined up. We're talkin.. UCD Fashion Show Career's Week Only the biggest & best nightclub events Arts Day Arts Ball Oktoberfest UCD@theRaces Mystery Tour We're talkin special guests... Leo Di Caprio Trevor Brennan Ricky Gervais Dave Schwimmer Megan Fox Simon Pegg So get your ass down to our stand and get your ticket to a savage year! Do College Do Banter Do ArtsSoc 1230
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Heat At Tripod9/14/08Official Launch Party of Heat @ Tripod This Wednesday With UCD Arts Soc! Join UCD Arts Soc For Great Discounts To Heat @ Tripod All Year Round! Presale Tickets Only E6 From Arts Soc in UCD E6 On The Door With UCD Ents & Arts Soc Membership Cards (Other Society Cards Accepted Also) E8 General Admission !!!E2 Drinks!!! MOJITO COCKTAILS // VK ICE ALCOPOPS // BAVARIA All Only E2 All Pints E3 Select Shots E3 Vodka & Dash E3.50 Jagerbombs E5 Indie/Electro/Hip-Hop/New-Wave Music Mix Across The 3 Rooms First 20 To Leave a Comment Get Guestlist! Doors @ 10.30pm - Arrive Early To Avoid Disappointment! 3807
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ARtssoc9/9/08UCD Arts Soc Presents Twisted Tuesdays @ Citibar This Tuesday 9th September... All Drinks Only E2 All Night. You wont find a better value society night all year! Tickets Only E5 Available From The Arts Block on Monday & Tuesday. Tickets Will Also Be Available From The Door. 1176
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Heat At Tripod9/8/08HEAT @ TRIPOD & DAFT FUNK ARE BACK!!! HEAT @ TRIPOD RELAUNCHES THIS WEDNESDAY 10TH SEPTEMBER FOR 2008/09!!!
To mark the occasion we are glad to announce the return of DAFT FUNK - The Worlds Finest Daft Punk Tribute Act!
The lads are ready to treat you to another 2 hours solid of Daft Punk hits along with some outstanding Daft Punk visual art! Any of you who were lucky enough to see this show last May will know that this is almost as good as the real deal!! Check out the video on our page! We also have some great new drinks promos this year...
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Tuesdayscitibar9/1/08Tuesdays @ Citibar
ALL DRINKS 2EURO
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