01. We know countless moves and positions.

02. We like to do it on camera.

03. We can do it in the street, and the park.

04. We use special equipment.

05. We like to go all day, sometimes even night sessions.

06. We'll travel far just to find some.

07. We like kinks.

08. We do it with more than one person.

09. We'll grind on anything.

10. We can do it backwards.

11. We can handle big gaps.

12. We slip more when its wet.

13. We switch our position when you least expect it.

14. We always have our pants half way down anyway.

If Hip Hop was a High School...

~Lil Kim would be the school hoe.
~J-Lo would be the school slut.
~Master P would be the basketball star.
~P Diddy would be the annoying dork.
~Jay-Z would be the pretty boy everybody Envied...Roc-a-Fella­­­­­ would be
his Click
~Nas would be the nerd who passed all his classes
~D-Block and Ruff Ryders would be the gutter click who played sports and
stole things and most of the click would be suspended anyway
~Dr. Dre would be the O.G. who thought he knew everything.
~Beyonce w­ould be the Queen of the School and would go with Jay-Z at
homecoming
~R Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and be parkin at
the school and comin to homecomin wit his lil cuz.
~Kelly would be the head cheerleader.
~Eminem would be the white dude who hang with a big ass group of black boyz
~Fabolous would be the preppy honor student who goes off to the safe
haven of an Ivy college, and then pretends like he's from the hood.
~ODB and Beanie Sigel would be the two special ed students that take
classes at the back of the school.
~Ludacris woul­d be the school bully.
~Nas would be the kid who always gets beat up but still talks smack.
~Jezzy would be that real ugly muhfukka that got the ladies attention....
and then you have Flip.....always around T.I.P carrying his
books, getting his lunch
~Outkast would be the school hippies.
~Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug acting like the most popular thug Tupac
~Biggie would be the fat ugly guy with the fine girlfriend who has
everyone wondering how he hooked that sh*t up.
~50 cent would be the one everyone likes to hate on but still scared of
~Tupac would just be "That Nigga"...
~Nelly would be the pretty-boy freshman that all the females lo! ve, and< BR>most of the guys hate
~And Murphy lee would get all the fine girls simply because he hang
with Nelly
~Pharrell would be that guy who hang with the white boyz but still get respect from the black people
~Three-Six Mafia would be them niggas everyone is scared of
~Lil John & tha Eastside boyz would be one's who kept the school krunk
everyday and dont give a shit
~Lil Bow Wow would be that skinny loser who hangs out with his
older brother and his crew because he has no friends of his own
~Tweet: that one girl that everyone argues over whether she's fine or not
~Christina Milian: the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap but
she's a virgin and only messes with pretty boys
~Twista would be the kid who always writes 3000 word essays instead of
the required 700.
~Cassidy: promising football star who breaks leg; after a lot of hype,
tries to make a comeback later but fails horribly
~Usher would be the know-it-all
~Juvenille­: The guy that you couldn't stand talking/listening to because of
his voice.
~Dem Franchize boyz is band that plays at the school talent shows.
~Santana and Wayne would be the ones u c every morning having a rap battle
~Fat Joe is the senior who use to take a MY LITTLE PONY lunchbox to
school
~Ebony Eyez would be that one female bully
~Mariah Carey would be the white girl that only likes black guys
~Jermaine Dupri would be school pu$$y who told everything

*~ thats not right......Sum Ting Wong ~*

*~ Are you harbouring a fugitive?......Hu Yu Hai Ding ~*

*~ See me ASAP.....Kum Hia Nao ~*

*~ Stupid Man......Dum Fuk ~*

*~ Small Horse.....Tai Ni Po Ni ~*

*~ Did you go to the beach?......Wai Yu So Tan ~*

*~ I bumped into a coffee table.....Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni ~*

*~ I think you need a face lift.......Chin Tu Fat ~*

*~ It's very dark in here.....Wao So Dim ~*

*~ I thought you was on a diet.......Wai yu Mun Ching? ~*

*~ This is a tow away zone......No Pah King ~*

*~ Our meeting is scheduled for next week.....Wai Yu! Kum Nao? ~*

*~ Staying out of site........Lei Ying Lo ~*

*~ He's cleaning his automobile....Wa Shing Ka ~*

*~ Your body odor is offensive........Yu Stin Ki Pu ~*

*~ Great....Fa Kin Su Pah ~*