Do these without the spaces!!!

is < clover >
is < pumpkin >
is < bebo >
is < wild >
is < rednose >
is < sweet >
is < fresh >
is < classic >
is < flirty >
is < snappy >
is < cupid >

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...
2. Moo when they say your name...
3. Run into walls...
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"...
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...
10. Do what they actually tell you...
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see people...
13. At everything they say yell, Liar...
14. Try to swim in the floor...
15. Tap on their door all night...
16.Pretend to have amnesia...
17.Say everything backwards...
18.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...
19.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...
20.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...
21.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...
22.Run in circles...
23.Recite a whole movie 3 times...
24.Pretend to beat yourself up...
25.Slither everywhere...
26.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...
27.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...
28.Super glue your finger up your nose...
29.Talk to a pen...
30.Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe...
31.Try and climb the wall...
32.Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly...
33.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...
34.Put pegs on your nose and eyes...
35.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...
36.Eat your hair...
37.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...
38.Eat anything obviously not edible...
39.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...
40.When you shower or bathe yell, "i'm drowning!!!"...<
41.Try to snorkel in your fish tank

(i.e. you are going to fail anyway)

Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say, “Oh geez, better get cracking,” and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m so sure you can hear me thinking.“ Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: “I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs.” Be creative.

Bring pets. Or cheerleaders...

Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out, “Merry Christmas.” If you’re really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he’s not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.

Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc.).

Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out, “Fuck this!” and walk out triumphantly.

Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say “You don’t really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of Our Lives is on!!!”

Bring a water pistol with you....enough said.

Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.

Bring cheat sheets for another class (make sure this is obvious, like history notes for a calculus exam, otherwise you’re not just failing, you’re getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment “Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit.”

When you walk in, complain about the heat. Strip.

After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

Try to get people in the room to do the Mexican wave.

Answer the exam with the “Top Ten Reasons Why Mr/Mrs xxxx Sucks.”