Podge & rodge quotes

Who would be the last person you would invite to your birthday party?

Podge: Ryan Tubridy - him with his stupid awkward eyes. He reminds me of the undead.

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Who would be the first person you would invite to your birthday party?

Rodge: Anne Doyle in her birthday suit.

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Favourite saying?

Podge: Never shove a banger up your arse.

Rodge: Hold me tea, I'm going for a Barry White.

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Favourite Record?

Rodge: That fannypack song 'Cameltoe' is a real toe tapper.

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Favourite Book?

Podge : I keep a big pile of Marian Keyes by the jacks. We're forever running out of bog roll, I'd say you could read a whole chapter off me arse now!

Rodge: The pages are stuck together on all me books

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Favourite film?

Rodge : Weapons of ass destruction.

Podge: Fill Bill Vol 1

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Favourite musician?

Rodge : That fella who used to sing that famous Xmas song - Grace Jones

Podge: Michael Barrymore

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Most embarrassing moment of your life?

Podge: Everyday of me life I'm embarrassed. If he's not licking toilet seats, he's pressing his meat against the OAP club's window.

Rodge: Being caught by Father Flange in his back passage.

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TV Programme?

Podge: When Nuns go bad

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Favourite TV personality?

Rodge: That fat bird who used to be on 'Youv'e been framed'. I used to send in videos of me slipping on me own ****e, it was also shown on
'Youv'e been shamed' on channel; 69.

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Favourite item of clothing?

Rodge: Linda Martins kaks.

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Most desirable date?

Rodge: Theres a girl down the fishmongers who I've a thing for. The
smell of her red snapper gives me a raging horn!

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Favourite method of relaxation?

Rodge: A good auld yank.

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Biggest thrill?

Podge: Finding a load of ladies bikes unattended, I could have sniffed those saddles for hours.

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Biggest disappointment?
Rodge: Finally getting to 3rd base with me girlfriend
Sadie, it was like throwing a sausage up O'Connell St.

Podge : Hearing about ryan tubridy getting a chat show.

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Your concept of hell?

Rodge: Louis Walsh

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Greatest ambition?

Podge : To see Rodge dead.

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Period of history you'd most liked to have lived in?

Rodge: Whatever that period was when everyone just stuck their meat in anything that moved.

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