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Smevz Evss
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I am knwn as Smevz
20 and from Ton Pentre.
Work as a lifegaurd down Llantristant Leisure Centre.
Im single.
Drive a corsa.
SM02EVS.
Supports Cardiff City
Msn addy- smevz@hotmail.com
'you can wait for a lifetime, to spend your days in the soooooooooooonshine!!!!!' ((Estonia 2007))
'oh my wwwooooooorrrrrdddd like'((Magaluf 2007))
'Me...Hanging out the back of you... 100euros' (( fuengerola 2008 ))
'Guns dont kill people latvians do!' (( Latvia 2009 ))
'Get your rat out!' (( Glastonbury 2009))
'Yoooou fuck off! what a dick you turned out to be! ((Devon 2009))
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'Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.'
'If God had wanted us to play football in the clouds, he'd have put grass up there.'
'They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't on that particular job.'
'When I go, God's going to have to give up his favourite chair.'
'If I had an argument with you we would sit down for twenty minutes, talk about it and then decide I was right!'
***I fear the dark, spiders, planes and Cars. But the thing i fear more than anything is failure.***
'They say winning isn't everything... They obiously havent played football'.
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Brazil V Swansea
BRAZIL V SWANSEA
It is just before a Swansea v Brazil game.
Ronaldino goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his
teammates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game.
We know it's important but it's only Swansea They're sh*t and we can't
be bothered".
Ronaldino looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by
myself, you lads go down the pub."
So Ronaldino goes out to play Swansea by himself and the rest of the
Brazilian team go off for a few jars.
After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the
landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads
"Brazil 1 - Swansea 0 (Ronaldino 10 minutes)". He is beating Swansea
all by himself!
Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone
remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They put
the teletext on.
"Result from the Stadium "Brazil 1 (Ronaldino 10 minutes) Swansea 1
(Fatty 89 minutes)". They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a
draw against Swansea
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldino. They find him
in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands.
He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."
"Don't be daft, you got a draw against Swansea, all by yourself. And
they only scored at the very, very end!"
"No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 11 minutes"
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Aimee12/29/08Pft, not only did u not txt me back, you did not get me my drink
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Rhys12/18/08orite pal ye im really engaged like asked ere 2days ago like, ai im gr8 like pal wa bout urself aint cn u for ages like
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Rhys11/8/08orite pal i know aint cn u for ages, im real gd pal wa bout u? ai bn loved up for a while now pal, u still playin footy en?
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10/15/08
Louise
haha u did do some talking lol u just talked shit
was rather amusing tho
. im quite impressed tha u actualy remember how u made it home tha night lol. the uni lifes is great but theres not much work getting dun at the moment. i get the best of both worlds coz i come home most weekends anyway like. hows uni with u? xxx
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Ceiron Beer For President10/10/08haha yea thas better lol ahh its the same really
ai yea broke in 3 different places or summin !!
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Jade'10/9/08Huh?? X Bullying, Not Whaa Youu Wer Sayin Last Nyte,..
Youu Wer Lovin It Nuh ii Wna Kiiss ! X
Bebo 
Since it's been over a year since your last comment xxxxxx
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