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Smevz Evss

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5/7/07 | me too! | Reply

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Regrets ive had a few, but then again to few to mension
Me, Myself, and I
**Mαттιє єνѕѕ**
I am knwn as Smevz
20 and from Ton Pentre.
Work as a lifegaurd down Llantristant Leisure Centre.
Im single.
Drive a corsa.
SM02EVS.
Supports Cardiff City
Msn addy- smevz@hotmail.com

'you can wait for a lifetime, to spend your days in the soooooooooooonshine!!!!!' ((Estonia 2007))

'oh my wwwooooooorrrrrdddd like'((Magaluf 2007))

'Me...Hanging out the back of you... 100euros' (( fuengerola 2008 ))

'Guns dont kill people latvians do!' (( Latvia 2009 ))

'Get your rat out!' (( Glastonbury 2009))

'Yoooou fuck off! what a dick you turned out to be! ((Devon 2009))
Music
Will listen to anything loves bands and loves the dance and R'N'B
Films and TV
Football Factory 1 and 2
Green Street
ZULU!!!!!
Borat
Get Rich or Die Trying
Twin Town
Rise of the footsoilder
This is England
The O.C is awsum! soccer am, Skins, Scrubs, nearly Famous
Sports
Football, Golf
Drinks
A Le Coq- Estonian best brew lol Zelta fosters, carling bud, larger larger larger!!!!!
Happiest When
Playing football, Golf, drunk and talkin to you!
Football Qoutes
'When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea'

'Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.'

'If God had wanted us to play football in the clouds, he'd have put grass up there.'

'They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't on that particular job.'

'When I go, God's going to have to give up his favourite chair.'


'If I had an argument with you we would sit down for twenty minutes, talk about it and then decide I was right!'



***I fear the dark, spiders, planes and Cars. But the thing i fear more than anything is failure.***

'They say winning isn't everything... They obiously havent played football'.

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  • Brazil V Swansea

    BRAZIL V SWANSEA

    It is just before a Swansea v Brazil game.

    Ronaldino goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his
    teammates looking a bit glum.

    "What's up?" he asks.

    "Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game.

    We know it's important but it's only Swansea They're sh*t and we can't
    be bothered".

    Ronaldino looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by
    myself, you lads go down the pub."

    So Ronaldino goes out to play Swansea by himself and the rest of the
    Brazilian team go off for a few jars.

    After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the
    landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads
    "Brazil 1 - Swansea 0 (Ronaldino 10 minutes)". He is beating Swansea
    all by himself!

    Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone
    remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They put
    the teletext on.

    "Result from the Stadium "Brazil 1 (Ronaldino 10 minutes) Swansea 1
    (Fatty 89 minutes)". They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a
    draw against Swansea

    They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldino. They find him
    in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands.

    He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."

    "Don't be daft, you got a draw against Swansea, all by yourself. And
    they only scored at the very, very end!"

    "No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 11 minutes"

    3 Comments 365 weeks

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