Once upon a time there was a naughty little dog and he had a very cheesy willy. Some days he would have a small deposit of yellow gloop stuck to the end of his willy and other days there would be none at all. Generally, Rusty liked to clean himself and having liked the taste of his cheesy substance, he would kindly share his gourmet experience and affectionatley lick his loving owner on the face and sometimes in the mouth if he was feeling frisky enough. His owner would of course be oblivious to his previous meal and readily lap up all that rusty had to give......

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