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Taffy McClafferson

ne one got change of a zonk????

9/8/09 | me too! | Reply

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About Me

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Taffy Taf Taf
Me, Myself, and I
It's about time i upgraded this thing!!

The name taffy originated after a serious session in newcastle last summer thanks to MacAleer,somehow it seems to have stuck to his amusement!!

As you can c all i wear is pants...all day and everyday!in college in beautiful ballyer at mo trying to do digital media..9 times outta 10 i dont do it at all!

These days i spend my time in indulging in my unhealty passion for alcohol with the mates and occasionally il eat when im not workin as a slave in paddypower or tryin to poke some balls into 6 pockets on a big green table in a game called 'snooker'!

Thats about it...if anyone has anything more exciting for me to be doin sure leave me a comment n il report back....

Few Preferred Phrases at the mo:
"c u!!!ur an arse balonga"
"if you dont shut up im gona hit ya wit a jerusalem backslapper"
"u smell like afterbirth mate"
"when we get home,ur getting a dirty raccoon"

MSN:
captain--underpants@hotmail.com
The Other Half Of Me
Sean Byrne
Music
Bosco Soundtrack first nd fore most..then neting that blocks the noise out of any knacker on the 75!!!
Favourite Drinks
bud, miller, heineken, mixed fruit, bulmers, san miguel, jegameister (x4), vodka, cointreau etc etc lets face it this list could go on for ever!!!
Sports
Skipping And Egg & Spoon Races while i also enjoy three legged races immensely!!!!!!i recently entered the world belly boxing championship and came second while im currently training to take part in the 'world dirty sanchez championship'...it should be fun!!!oh nd a bit of snooker thrown in aswell
Scared Of
What's behind the red door in BOSCO!!!!!and FEET!!!they should be cut of everyone nd we should all jus walk round on stumps!!lets be honest...wats the need to have 5 finger like structures comin out of the worst part of the body......
Happiest When
Watchin the Bosco Dvd or the repeats of Bosco after my bath!!!!!!!or skippin through a forest in the nip on a beautiful sunday morning!!i also am really happy when i cant remember wat im doin induced from an over indulgence in drink of all sort....mainly cos i never remember bein sad haha
Happiest when looking at
Booooooooooooobbbbbbbbbbbbbss
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Friends
Whos needs them when theres a thing called 'ALCOHOL' ah no i consider anybody who is willin to stand by me while i wave my willy around the metro like a lunatic for a free pitcher of beer a friend!!!big up the lot of you......

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  • New Company Policy Effective 1st April 2007

    Dress Code
    1. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.
    If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume
    you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.

    2. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better,
    so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a pay
    raise.

    3. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and
    therefore you do not need a pay raise.

    Sick Days
    We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness.
    If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

    Holiday Days
    Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called
    Saturday & Sunday.

    Compassionate Leave
    This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead
    friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have
    non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee
    involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late
    afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch break
    and subsequently leave one hour early.

    Toilet Use
    1. Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a
    strict three-minute time limit in the cubicles.
    2. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper
    roll will retract, the cubicle door will open, and your picture will be
    taken.
    3. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company
    notice board under the "Chronic Offenders" category.
    4. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the
    company's mental health policy.

    Lunch Break
    1. Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more so
    that they can look healthy.
    2. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to
    maintain their average figure.
    3. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time
    needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

    Thank you for your loyalty to our company.
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  • Cheesy Chat Up Lines...Tried And Tested!!!

    I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

    • (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

    • Nice legs...what time do they open?

    • Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

    • You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

    • Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

    • I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

    • I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

    • I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

    • Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

    • I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

    • Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

    • I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

    • Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?

    • You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

    • Are those real?

    • You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

    • I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

    • If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

    • I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

    • You know if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

    • You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

    • F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?

    • Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

    • My name is (name)... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

    • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

    • Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

    • My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. "

    • Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

    • My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

    • I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

    • I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?

    • If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

    • Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?

    • Baby, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.

    • Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

    • Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.

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  • Podge nd Rodge..

    podge and rodge
    You're as welcome as a f*rt in a spacesuit

    He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician

    As funny as a burning orphanage

    He's so camp, he shites tent pegs

    I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes

    She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn

    Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit

    I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the
    van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.

    A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard

    Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche

    She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book

    Mother Teresa wouldn't kiss her

    A sniper wouldn't take her out

    Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle

    If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one

    She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked p*ss off a
    nettle

    She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede

    She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab

    If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wal

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11 Layers Of Me

Layer One: On the Outside
Full Name: Taffy McClafferson
Birthday: 6/8/1987
Current Location: my room
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Righty or Lefty: lefty
Zodiac Sign: leo
Layer Two: On the Inside
Your Strengths: can do a handstand
Your Fears: crossdressers
Your Weaknesses: baby finger
Ambition in life: to be a winner
Layer Three: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
Your thoughts first waking up: how do i get out of bed??
Your bedtime: when im tired
Your most missed memory: cant remember cos i missed it
Layer Four: Pick Your Choice
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonald: Mc-er's all d way
Single or Group dates: single
Adidas or Nike: adidas
Lipton Tea or Nestea: both sick
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cold Coffee or Hot Coffee: hot
Layer Five: Do You
Smoke: yes please
Have a current crush: maybe
Think you: kinda
Want to get married: sometime
Believe in yourself: oh yes
Think you: no
Layer Six: In the Past Month
Drank alcohol: this morning
Gone to the mall: yesterday
Eaten Sushi: nope
Gone skating: nope
Dyed your hair: nope
Layer Seven: Have Your Ever?
Played a stripping game: yeah
Gotten beaten up: not really - few digs
Changed who you were to fit in: no
Layer Eight: Getting Old
Age you are hoping to be married: 12 - didnt happen tho
Layer Nine: Perfect Mate
Best Eye Color: green or blue
Best Hair Color: brunette
Short or Long Hair: either
Layer Ten: What were you doing...
1 Minute Ago: this survey
1 Hour Ago: coming home
1 Day Ago: drinking
1 Year Ago: eh drinking probably
Layer Eleven: Finish the Sentence
I Love: pies
I Feel: fucking fantastic
I Hate: you
I Hide: u seek
I Miss: your boobs
I Need: sleep

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Are you scared of creepy creatures?: No jus crossdressers
Are you scared of cockroaches?: nope
Do you get scared in the dark?: nah, im a big boy
What is your favorite day of the week?: sunday
Your dream car: has to be the lada
Your dream vacation: carlow for the weekend
In your next birth, you would love to be: a goat
In your past birth, you must have been: a brucie bonus
Your favorite pizza topping is: pepperoni
How many kids do you want to have?: 13
Last TV channel you watched: sky sports 1
What are you wearing right now?: my birthday suit
What do you wear at night in bed?: feck all
Your favorite toy in childhood: my big truck
How many teeth do you have?: 116
When did you last visit the dentist?: bout 3 years ago
Which toothpaste do you use?: colgate
Your preferred toilet paper brand: andrex
Three things you can: phone, house keys and supermarket sweep
If you had one person to take with you on a deserted island, it would be: dale winton
Your dream celebrity date: megan fox - she'd get it
Do you believe in aliens?: nope
Do you believe in ghosts and such?: nope
Favorite cocktail: durrrrtttyyyy daisy
Favorite fruit: green apple
Favorite flower: i hate gardening
Have you puked at a party?: of course
You would love to get a tattoo done on your: arse
Have you pretended to be sick to avoid someone or some meeting?: yep
Do you cry easily?: when emotional
Do you swear a lot?: yeah
Favorite body part in the opposite sex: arse
Corniest pickup line used by you on someone: i dont do corny - jus straight to the point
Corniest pickup line someone used on you: gis a ride!!!!!
What: philly
What: taffy or lil
Have you ever been caught in an embarrassing situation by your parents?: ye unfortunately
The food you hate to eat: smoked salmon
Your favorite breakfast cereal: crunchy nuts
Do you have any pets?: fish
If yes, describe your pets: thick lil orange fockers
Which is your favorite holiday?: paddys day
Have you ever been drunk out of your mind?: most definitely, im drunk out of my mind now sure
Ever been in a car accident?: yes
The boy band you secretly listen to: three priests
The body part you would love to get pierced: my barse
When did you last diet to lose weight?: eh never,my body has always been a temple
What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?: open my eyes
Do you read newspapers or books in the toilet?: yeah and play the recorder
Are you in love with someone these days?: mmmmm......i love everyone
Would you date a hottie who is totally dumb?: too right... der the best ones
Has anyone slapped you on the face?: yep
What is the color of the underwear you are wearing?: im still in the nip
Which is your favorite underwear brand?: la senza
What is your favorite denim brand?: st bernard
If you could afford a fashion designer, it would be: topman
Your first cell phone was: a motorola star-tac
Do you prefer to text or talk on the phone?: text
Are you a sensitive person?: yep and i bruise easily
Would you go for a one night stand?: yeah
The romantic movie you like most: the notebook - brings a tear to my eye everytime
The action movie you like most: the die hards
Do you believe in heaven and hell?: nope
Which is your most memorable trip with friends?: benalmadena
Which newspaper do you read daily?: the star
The magazines you like to read: nudey women ones
Your first job was: cutting grass
Did you have a best friend in school?: ye
Which email service do you use most?: g mail
Have you ever walked to save money?: rarely
Where do you shop for clothes?: in the clothes shop
What was your pocket money as a kid?: 20 euros
Can you talk to someone for long hours on the phone?: when im drunk
Do you like taking stupid surveys like these?: sometimes
If yes, do you have too much free time?: when im not busy yeah
One memory you wish you could erase: being born
Any sport, you are really good at: tiddly winks
In your purse, you keep a photo of: myself
Do you take any medicine daily?: nope
Have you ever lied about your age?: yeah
The last person you kissed was: some tramp ha
The last country you visited: england
Do you need music while you are studying?: nope cant stand it
A song you loved as a kid: rock around the clock
Any kiddie song you still remember: not really
Habits you hate in others: spitting
On a scale of one to ten how obnoxious is this survey?: ten
One habit of yours, you wish you could change?: dont do bad habits
Do you brush twice a day?: yeah
How much time do you take to get ready in the morning?: 15 mins
Are you a day person or a night person?: night person
Your favorite cartoon character: elmer fudd
Have you made a complete fool of yourself anytime?: yeah
Describe your computer monitor: big tv
One book you are dying to read: the bible
One movie you are dying to see: watchmen
One music album you are dying to hear: the blueprint
How much time did you take to complete this survey?: too long....
Don: of course it was!!!

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  • Marguerita Grunst
    Marguerita Grunst

    heyyy whats up ?Has received such abundant verification that we

    8/23/11 via Mobile
  • Hilde Mahar

    How can the do this for free? http://tinyurl.com/3plxqnb

    8/13/11 via Mobile
  • luv Shauna

    Heyaa :DD Whats up ? Jus sending sum lovee :) Xxxxxx

    5/7/10
  • luv Danielle Kavanagh

    up ov it ye damp yok wat crackin me oul flowerbomb explodin back in da talla wha heard u wher beggin for ur job back :L :L :L i reckon if u suck daves dick he;l gav ya one :L :L

    3/23/10
  • Shanida Wall

    no way how come hun? o my god are finaly finished college? jesus that is a miracle, il try get over before your home,we go out and boogy, ya can show the town :)

    3/6/10
  • Shanida Wall

    ah no way, how come your leaven hun? awh you traitor, facebook tut tut ha how do you work that facebook, have to go on it!! how have you been hun? how you getten on over there? il try get over before then! il ask me friend to fly over for the weekend!! dyig to go over there! is it nice yeah? x x

    3/6/10
  • luv Shanida Wall

    haya betty hows you im thinking of going over to eindenbough for a weekend in about 2 months, fancy going for a drink doll! we catch up, i know im checking loads in adavnce but fek it ha hows your ay hun? xxxxxx

    1/24/10
  • The Reverend
    The Reverend

    whats the story?? done anything with that skin yet boss??

    1/4/10
  • Tribe
    Tribe

    Hi (Taffy McClafferson), WOBBLE ON WEDNESDAY...FREE BAR BETWEEN 10.30-11.30PM DOORS 10PM ________________________________ THE ZOO CREW CHRISTMAS PARTY 23RD OF DEC DOORS OPEN 10.30PM PAY AT THE DOOR EVENT ________________________________ ST.STEPHENS NIGHT-26TH OF DEC THE SNOW PARTY – A HUGE NIGHT INCLUDING SNOW MACHINES & LOTS MORE.... DOORS OPEN 10.30PM PAY AT THE DOOR EVENT ________________________________ NEW YEARS EVE BACK TO THE 1990s PRESENTS A LIVE PERFORMANCE BY LIVIN JOY !! DOORS OPEN 10PM PAY @ THE DOOR EVENT ________________________________ ELECNO THURSDAYS PRESENTS DR. LEKTROLUV 28TH JAN !! DOORS 10.30PM PAY AT THE DOOR EVENT FOR GROUP BOOKINGS EMAIL: info@burnbeachclub.ie OR CALL: 0860569766

    12/17/09
  • David A

    Wtas the story baggins...hows Spain? is it warm over there? hope its mad cold..

    10/28/09
  • Shanida Wall

    wats the story bud? how she cutten haha how are you hun? how ya getten on in the big haggus ha ya looken forward to holloween hun? xxxx

    10/14/09
  • luv Shanida Wall

    hello :) xxx

    10/12/09
  • luv Danielle Kavanagh

    Whers my love... Big scabby sack on ya haha ha

    10/8/09 via Mobile
  • luv Danielle Kavanagh

    Droppin by to say Hey :)

    10/7/09 via Mobile
  • Gillian Mc Alinden
    luv Gillian Mc Alinden

    im so socially connected now :)

    9/23/09
  • Danielle Kavanagh

    How r u auk wee lassie :L :L goin good?? Ya lettin da juice loose :P

    9/16/09 via Mobile
  • Sean Byrne
    luv Sean Byrne

    tot u wer goin 2 newcastle wit d lads,:L gud stuff,did u buy a kilt yet or taste d local cusine haggus :L ,ur a dope il b away im goin 2 spain tis tue so wnt b here

    9/13/09
  • Gillian Mc Alinden
    luv Gillian Mc Alinden

    your too good to me....!!!! still dont really get it, you can show me when i get home luv :) bet you'll be runnin to the plaza on thursday, am i right?? xxx

    9/12/09
  • Shanida Wall

    hahaha can imagen the wheels have allies and your tearnen up and smoke coming from a little exhaust hahaha your mad!!!! any news what ya doing for the weekend hun? x x x x x

    9/11/09
  • Shanida Wall

    philly your college again, your going to be in zimmer frame flying around the corridoors trying to get to your next class, haha O your a bad man wait an i tell your ma, you are so grounded :L how is your day? x x

    9/10/09