well wat can i say!! whoo!!! wildest 4 days ever!! well lets c wat did we learn from edinburgh?!?!?!?!

1. well john 3:7 turns out its notin to do wit gaa!!! AT ALL!!! nd its a very stupid ting to drunkly stop nd ask dem 4 a foto, u end up wit a feckin hour long sermon! poor ole Vinny was nt overly impresssed wit dis! firstly d guys shud hav known we wernt in glasgow, 2nd Vinny did nt wana be reborn through dat hole again nd den we made a shockin discovery dat jesus obviously wasnt picky if e appeared in dat guys bedroom 3 times, ha!!!
2.We discovered Ciara has secretly been trainin as a sumo wrestler!! King Kong Ciara decided to reveal her hidden identity when she flipped me over d sofa and nearly broke my neck then proceeded to jump on me while i was visibly shaking in shock to ensure i was alrite!!! Uh huh nd shes d smart 1!!! TSSSCH!!!!
3. THE NEIL DELAMERE EXPERIENCE
well if ders 1 ting u gotta do while in Edinburgh its take in a show!! nd we most definately chose d rite 1!! 2 nd row under d spotlight turns out we were prime pickin for mr. delamere nd when i say we i mean Vinny!!!
Neil:" well ur obviously from Ireland neway wit ur lumberjack shirt and surfer beads. The only surfers in Ireland are in Donegal. Where u from??"
Vinny:"Donegal!!"
Neil:" Explains alot"
HaHA rite nite!!!
4. Never let Mark order d Taxi. After bout 10 mins on d fone he hangs up lookin in embarassed. turns out the taxis in Grenwich dnt do early morn pick ups for edinbugh arirport ha!!!


Most Memorable Quotes from Edinburgh
Anon: Wat was his name???
I duno, bt he went to Eden, Fancy!!!!

Aisling: Hello, Mr. Fannypack man!!!

Ais nd Ci : are u well, you are????

Vinny : Hu has the biggest velocity in their mouth??

Movie: Fuck stick!!

Gone like a fart in the wind

I hear ur the man hu can get things
I've been known to locate things from tiem to time

Me(while pointing to my chest) : imagine having your crown jewels there??? (wel duh!!!!)

Aine: I think i just snotted on you

Vinny: Ciara dosent lose things on nights out.......only her decorum!

Vinny: Ciara take off your glasses so i can sit on your face
Ciara: Thats an incentive!!

Mark (in CC Blooms): Im nt pissin wit all them queers

More Class Moments from the Burgh:
Ciara going to put on her flats nd discoverin she'd brought 2 different shoes!!
Vinny meeting Andrew Maxwell in the toilet!
Meeting Des Bishop nd talking to him As Gaelige
Ciara gettin propositioned by d butchest lesbian ever!!!
Ciara "having" Aisling at the pedestrian sign
Meeting Tom Tom the cool bike taxi guy
D random guy pulling elastic from his pants at the back of the apartmants at all hours in the morning
Charades:
Beauty nd the Beast- Ciara pointing to Mark for the Beast
Kung Fu Panda- the others thought it was "doing karate while eating in a siting position" aparently its a very gud film!
The Mighty Ducks- thats 2 words Ciara, whoops my bad!!!!

If ne of the EDINBURGH 7 can tink of neting else do leave a comment!!

Aoife <"i just suck a lollipop and im sober again"> so thats wat they call it nowadays

Laura <" oh i thought it was a finger"> ah oxegen gud times(we wont say what she was lukin at)!!!!!

Laura <"dig my whole deeper"> no need to elaborate!!!!!

Colin < "why should'nt i like feeling myself up"> ah gud auld Colin

Laura <" have ya ever noticed how India looks like a willy"> another truely orginal comment from Laura!!!!

Me <"Niall ur yoke is gona poke me in the face"> i later found out it was called a T Square!!!!

Laura <"well at least my hair is spot free"> after she put clearisil in her hair!!!!

Claire <"these bon-bons are quare hard!!"> poor claire and her hard bon-bons!!

Me <"well shes not the smartest tool in the box"> dat 1 kinda back fired on me!!

Colin <"so describe these aural beads????"> ah the innocence!!

'Claire<"U said wat to mr.hennesy??">
Aoife <" Yea nd urs is so big!!!">
ok ill admit it i did hear them wrong!!!!'

Benny <" if u bang it hard enough, it'll open"> We should prob say he was talkin about the shop window!!!

Charlie <" if dat skirt gets any shorter she'll need a haircut"> i tink dat explains itself

Squeeks <"where's my shoe???"> at the top of his voice in the middle of eng class!!!! i swear it wasnt in my bag!!!

Daly <"a hand in the bush is worth 7"> i tink the locusts got him when he was a child!!!!


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