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Mr.Malice To You
- Not fit for public consumption.
- Me, Myself, and I
- Blurb, rabble rabble, spraf, pish, mangin, yap yap, bleather, nonsense.
new lee malice mix. get downloadin folks. the phattest of funky underground house. http://www.zshare.net/download/50850...
lee malice techno mix... http://www.zshare.net/audio/60384541...
more comin soon.
URRBODY IN THE CLUB GETTIN TYPSY.......OH FUCK THAT!!! DRINK BUCKFAST LIKE A GYPSY!
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**** Put this on your bebo if u know someone that pulled on a door that said push*****
- The Other Half Of Me
were snow geese in the sun.
- Life is random, so is my taste in music.
- most frustrated when
- a wake up after havin a dream about doin a pee t find a really have peed the bed.
- we used t sing this for money wen we were guysin.
- this is my house this is my domain, we smoke grass n take cocaine, yi talk about about drugs were your number 1 thugs so lets get down n act like mugs.
- Scared Of
- goin back t work after bein home!
- Happiest When
- me n nikki r lyin in bed with a hangover watchin dvd's knowin the chinese takeaway will b at the door in 5 mins.
- Favousite Saying
- The things that are thrilling me are the things that are killing me. Quote, Pete Doherty******************Why do i smile at people id much rather kick in the eye. Quote, Morrissey, The Smiths***********you call me up and you ask for a taster, i give you a line then you call me a waister. Quote, Pete Doherty.
- Things a like
- lyin outside on the grass wen its a sunny afternoon. drinkin on the beach. bbq's. that friday feelin. rattlin out a perfect set on the dex. people dancin t ma beat on the dex. talkin pish. drinkin in the sun. drinkin. beer. cider. eatin. sleepin. gettin a blowjob. havin a laugh wi ma mates. pierced lassies. the 1st deep breath o scottish air wen a walk off the plane. scottishness. gettin t keirs hoose on thursday night. the 1st party a go t wen a get home. amsterdam. techno. outdoor parties. weirdos. strawberry mento's. drugs. the words, jobbie, toallie n pump. suicide girls. edinburgh. titp. festivals. techno clubs. outdoor parties. white lines. vinyl. banter on base. the sound o ma own voice wen am on base. wkend long benders. techno chick. sex on drugs. wearin a kilt. the sound o music wen yur oot yur nut (not the film). sunny days. the bevy park. vinyl shoppin IN RECORD SHOPS. selma hayek. ipods. vw golf r32. racing. pissin in the street. splingy plebbs?
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- Lyndsay Mitchell
- Lynne Wallace
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- Jeanie Davies
- Gareth T
- Kirsty Mccallum
- Sarah B
- Leon AKa Keykutz
- Leona Stewart
- Yvonne Soutar
- Billy Bean
- Breeze Block
- Fiona W
- Mary McMahon
- Andy Birkett
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phat, funky underground house.
0 Comments 246 weeks
Look's like she's been dooking for apples in a chip pan
Shes got a face like a dug lickin pish aff a nettle.
It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe!
She's got a face that could make an onion cry.
I wouldn't ride her into battle.
everyone has a right to be ugly, but she abuses the privilege
"I wouldny do her with a rusty pole"
mair chins than a chinese phone book
face like a melted welly
She smells like an alkies carpet
she has seen more japseyes than an oriental optician
It's like shaggin a pail of warm water.
It's like shaggin the sleeve aff a wizards cloak!
she's killed more cocks than a fowl butcher
fanny like a ripped out fireplace
face like a sand blasted tomato
arse like a bag a washing
Your face could get a job haunting houses
I wouldn't ride her if I had a bag of spare Dicks
She sweats like a dog in a Chinese restaurant
she's seen more helmets than Hitler
The wheels turning but the hamsters died
she has been cocked more times than Davy Crocket's Musket
face like a stuntman's knee
She's got a fanny like a badly packed kebab
Your ma's goat a dick and yer da's jealous
it's like opening a window and shaggin the clear night sky
She's got a fanny like a hippo's yawn. (or as deeky would say) "shes got a yawn like a hippos fanny"
if all the pricks that had been stuck into her was stickin out of her, shed be a porcupine.
shes got a fanny like an axe wound.
5 Comments 294 weeks
I understand how scissor's can beat paper, and I understand how a rock can beat scissor's, but there's no fucking way that paper can beat rock! Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the fuck can't paper do this to scissor's? Screw scissor's, why cant paper do this to people? Why aren't sheet's of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student's as they take there note's in class? I'll tel you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds in a fight. When I play rock, paper, scissor's, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claim's to have beaten me with there paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh shit, I'm sorry, I thaught you'r paper would protect you, you ass hole".
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