20th aug Utd v Fulham 5-1 H
23rd aug Utd v Charlton 3-0 A
26th aug Utd v Watford 2-1 A
09th sep Utd v Spurs 1-0 H
13th sep Utd v Celtic 3-2 H uefa
17th sep Utd v Arsenal 0-1 H
23rd sep Utd v Reading 1-1 A
26th sep Utd v Benfica 1-0 A uefa
01st oct Utd v Newcastle 2-0 H
14th oct Utd v Wigan 3-1 A
17th oct Utd v FC Copenhagen 3-0 H uefa
22nd oct Utd v Liverpool 2-0 H
25th oct Utd v Crewe 2-1 A carling cup
28th oct Utd v Bolton 4-0 A
01st nov Utd v FC Copenhagen 0-1 A uefa
04th nov Utd v Portsmouth 3-0 H
07th nov Utd v Southend 0-1 A carling cup
11th nov Utd v Blackburn 1-0 A
18th nov Utd v Sheffield Utd 2-1 A
21st nov Utd v Celtic 0-1 A uefa
26th nov Utd v Chelsea 1-1 H
29th nov Utd v Everton 3-0 H
02nd dec Utd v Boro 2-1 A
06th dec Utd v Benfica 3-1 H uefa
09th dec Utd v Man City 3-1 H
17th dec Utd v West Ham 0-1 A
23rd dec Utd v Aston Villa 3-0 A
26th dec Utd v Wigan 3-1 H
30th dec Utd v Reading 3-2 H
01st jan Utd v Newcastle 2-2 A
07th jan Utd v Aston Villa 2-1 H fa cup
13th jan Utd v Aston Villa 3-1 H
21th jan Utd v Arsenal 1-2 A
27th jan Utd v Portsmouth 2-1 H fa cup
31st jan Utd v Watford 4-0 H
04rd feb Utd v Spurs 4-0 A
10th feb Utd v Charlton 2-0 H
17th feb Utd v Reading 1-1 H fa cup
20th feb Utd v Lille 1-0 A uefa 2nd round 1st leg
24th feb Utd v Fulham 2-1 A
27th feb Utd v Reading 3-2 A fa cup replay
03rd mar Utd v Liverpool 1-0 A
07th mar Utd v Lille 1-0 H uefa 2nd round 2nd leg
10th mar Utd v Boro 2-2 A fa cup quarter final
13th mar Utd v European XI 4-3 H friendly
17th mar Utd v Bolton 4-1 H
19th mar Utd v Boro 1-0 H fa cup quarter final replay
31st mar Utd v Blackburn 4-1 H
04th apr Utd v Roma 1-2 A uefa quarter final 1st leg
07th apr Utd v Portsmouth 1-2 A
10th apr Utd v Roma 7-1 H uefa quarter final 2nd leg
14th apr Utd v Watford 4-1 N fa cup semi-final
17th apr Utd v Sheffield Utd 2-0 H
21st apr Utd v Boro 1-1 H
24th apr Utd v AC Milan 3-2 H uefa semi final 1st leg
28th apr Utd v Everton 4-2 A
02nd may Utd v AC Milan 0-3 A uefa semi final 2nd leg
05th may Utd v Man City 1-0 A
09th may Utd v Chelsea 0-0 A
13th may Utd v West Ham 0-1 H
19th may Utd v Chelsea 0-1 N fa cup final

Liverpool

You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy,
On Giro day.
Your mum's out thieving,
Your dad's drug-dealing,
So please don't take my hubcaps away.




You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums,
You shit on the carpet, you piss in the bath,
You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh,
In your Liverpool slums.
In your Liverpool slums,
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare,
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair,
In your Liverpool slums.
In your Liverpool slums,
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cos you're too fucking thick,
In your Liverpool slums.


He's only a poor little scouser,
His face is all battered and torn,
He made me feel sick,
So I hit him with a brick,
And now he don't sing anymore.