Pick the month you were born in

Jan----I fell in love with
Feb----I ate a
Mar----I smacked
Apr----I sang to
May----I gave my number to
Jun----I killed
Jul----I shot
Aug----I gave a lap dance to
Sep----I choked on
Oct---I made out with
Nov---I had sex with
Dec---I stabbed

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a homeless guy
2-------a kebab
3-------a banana
4-------a sandwich
5-------a Mexican
6-------a stuffed animal
7-------a hooker
8-------a lamp
9-------my best friend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------a ninja
13-------the computer
14-------a football player
15-------my neighbour
16-------myself
17-------a soda
18-------a llama
19-------a baby
20------ a gangster
21-------a permanent marker
22-------my dad
23-------a chair
24-------my psychiatrist
25-------a policeman
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a baseball bat
29-------a DVD player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because i was bored
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I"m sexy and I do what I want.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I"m naked.
Gray--------Because I"m mentally disturbed.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 Euro
Shirtless---Because i was horny
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Brown-----Because i was hungry.
Other-----Because i"m gangsta


When one is finished, post a comment bout what ur birthday says bout u!!

D0 Y0U...
[_] think im fit?
[_] think im hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
[_] want to hook up with me?
[_]think im weird

ARE WE...
[_] aquintences?
[_] friends?
[_] in a relationship?
[_] enemies?
[_] secret lovers??

AM i...
[_] sexy?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] loveable?
[_] adorable?
[_] easy to talk to?
[_] Annoying?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] odd?
[_] Random?

HAVE Y0U EVER...
[_] thought about me?
[_] thought there might be an "us"?
[_] thought about hookin up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished i were there?
[_] grabbed me?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] idolized me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?

ARE Y0U...
[_] happy you know me?
[_] mad at me?
[_] thinking about me?
[_] going to copy this so that i will return the favor

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