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-Teddy does not sleep. He waits.

-Eoghan Harford can fly...........FACT

-Dean Reily could have any woman he wants, but he has never had sex. He only masturbates because the only person good enough to have sex with Dean is Dean.

-Tom M O Reily does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Tom M O Reily goes killing.

-Fintan Cleary counted to infinity - twice.

-Zeeshan Ali sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled rugby ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Zeeshan dump-tackled the devil and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

-If you can see Aaron Lawes , he can see you. If you can't see Aaron Lawes you may be only seconds away from death.

-Oishin Manning can unscramble an egg.

-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Sean Patchell.

- Paul Cooney penis is so large that it actually warps the fabric of space-time. Indeed some physicists now theorise that the passage of time is mearly a byproduct of Cooney's colossal erections. This is known as the "Paul Cooney"big cock theory of space-time".

-Michael Young has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

-President Bush DID have a sure fire plan to end the war in Iraq, However Shane O Donohuge was busy that day.

-Sean Gardener is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

-Dylan Croke built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Dylan met all three bullets with his shoulder, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

-The chief export of Derek Downes is pain.

-When Eoghan Harford sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Eoghan Hardford has not had to pay taxes ever.

-Niall Sheridan sleeps with a night light. Not because Niall Sheridan is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid ofNiall Sheridan

-As a teen Stephen Doyle impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

-To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Eoin Traecy smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

-A blind man once stepped on Joshua Essaman shoe. Josh replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm JOSHUUA!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal dump-tackle delivered by Josh.

-Colm Morris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like
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-Paul Cooney can touch MC Hammer.

-They once made a Stephen Hrrington toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

-If Teddy is late, time better slow the fuck down...

-Paul Cooney once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.


-Dylan Croke appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a dump-tackle. When asked bout this "glitch," Dylan Replies replied, "That's no glitch."

-Someone once tried to tell Tom M O Reily that dump-tackles aren't the best way to tackle someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

-The jackhammer was invented after a construction worker saw Dean Reily having sex.


-If paper beats rock, and rock beats scissors, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Teddy

-Shero can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "

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You MUST Read This Out A Loud Or It Dosen't Make As Much Sense........


1)Thats Not Right........Sum Ting Wong

2)Are You Harbouring A Fugutive......Hu Yu Hai Ding

3)See Me ASAP.......Kum Hai Nao

4)Stupid Man...Dum Fuk

5)Small Horse....Tai No Po Ni

6)Did You Go To The Beach....Wai Yu So Tan

7)I Bumped Into a Coffee Table....Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

I Think You Need A Face Lift....Chin Tu Fat

9)Its Very Dark In Here....Wao So Dim

10)I Thought You Were On A Diet....Wai Yu Mun Ching

11)This Is A Tow Away Zone...No Pah King

12)Staying Out Of Sight...Lei Ying Lo

13)He Cleaning His Automobile......Wa Shing Ka

14)Your Body Is Offensive....Yu Stin Ki Pu

15)Great..Fa Kin Su Pah