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Mark Hanratty

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8/29/09 | me too! | Reply

Mark Hanratty
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  • Male, 23, Luv 421
  • from Castleblayney/Maynooth
  • I am In a Relationship
  • Profile views: 16,385
  • Member since: March 2006
  • Last active: 10/17/11
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Surly you can't be serious.........I am serious, and don't call me surly!!!:L :D
Me, Myself, and I
<<<<-----Me + AtkinSON!!!!:D

Whole name: Mark Hanratty
Also goes by: Hanners
Stands at: 5ft 11
Weighing in at: 11 nd a half stone..all muscle(UNLIKE DERMOT MALONE):P
Came 4rom heaven: 4th 1st 1990
Sexuality: Undecided
Single or taken: Taken
zodiac sign: Capricorn
Shoe size: 10
1st Breath: Monaghan
Heart belongs to: Hannah Tedore nd Philip Donnelly(my match maker) :D ..
School: Convant Blayney
College:NUI Maynooth
Club: Castleblayney Faughs!!!:)
Loves: Gaelic
Eye colour: Hazel
Favourite word: Id say so OR Quality!!
Friends: Too many to name


Why 2date a footballer
1. We can be put into any position at any time!
2. We perform 2 please the crowd!
3. We don't mind getting hot and sweaty!
4. We're very flexible!
5. We show off our legs!
6. We're tight.. phyisicaly fit!
7. We've got endurance like no other!
8. We're perfectionists: we keep goin till we score!
9. We do what we're told!
10.We`re never 2tired for round 2!

Rehab is for quitters!!:D
Music
WESTLIFE, Boyzone, Chris Brown nd Ne-Yo!!!!:) :L
Films
WEDDING CRASHERS, Old School, Snatch, Anchorman, Zoola
 nder, Team america and of course BAMBI...
Sports
Gaelic, Hurling, Soccer
Scared Of
Heights, Transvesties and DERMOT MALONE......:O :L
Happiest When
Playing sports, gym and just kicking a football !!!
Castleblayney Faughs
My Blayney pride i will not hide,
My Blayney race i will not disgrace,
My Blayney blood flows hot and true
My Blayney peeps i will stand by you true
Thick and thin till the day we die,
Our Blayney flag always stands so high..!!
I will shout this poem louder than all the rest
Because everyone knows that Blayney are the best...:)
How SEX starts:
How sex starts
..a smile leads to a laugh
..a laugh leads to a high 5
..a high 5 leads to a hug
..a hug leads to a kiss
..a kiss leads 2 makeout
..a makeout leads 2 finger
..a finger leads to a hand
..a hand leads to a lick
..a lick leads to a suck
..a suck leads 2 a fuck.
..So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.
..u add the bed
..subtract the clothes
..divide the legs
..leave your solution
..and pray you dont multiply!!!
The Other Half Of Me
Marty Hanley

Marty Hanley

He lets on hes hard bt hes reali a sensitive cunt!

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    • Al Pacino Speech-Any Given Sunday

      I don't know what to say really.
      Three minutes
      to the biggest battle of our professional lives
      all comes down to today.
      Either
      we heal
      as a team
      or we are going to crumble.
      Inch by inch
      play by play
      till we're finished.
      We are in hell right now, gentlemen
      believe me
      and
      we can stay here
      and get the shit kicked out of us
      or
      we can fight our way
      back into the light.
      We can climb out of hell.
      One inch, at a time.

      Now I can't do it for you.
      I'm too old.
      I look around and I see these young faces
      and I think
      I mean
      I made every wrong choice a middle age man could make.
      I uh....
      I pissed away all my money
      believe it or not.
      I chased off
      anyone who has ever loved me.
      And lately,
      I can't even stand the face I see in the mirror.

      You know when you get old in life
      things get taken from you.
      That's, that's part of life.
      But,
      you only learn that when you start losing stuff.
      You find out that life is just a game of inches.
      So is football.
      Because in either game
      life or football
      the margin for error is so small.
      I mean
      one half step too late or to early
      you don't quite make it.
      One half second too slow or too fast
      and you don't quite catch it.
      The inches we need are everywhere around us.
      They are in ever break of the game
      every minute, every second.

      On this team, we fight for that inch
      On this team, we tear ourselves, and everyone around us
      to pieces for that inch.
      We CLAW with our finger nails for that inch.
      Cause we know
      when we add up all those inches
      that's going to make the fucking difference
      between WINNING and LOSING
      between LIVING and DYING.

      I'll tell you this
      in any fight
      it is the guy who is willing to die
      who is going to win that inch.
      And I know
      if I am going to have any life anymore
      it is because, I am still willing to fight, and die for that inch
      because that is what LIVING is.
      The six inches in front of your face.

      Now I can't make you do it.
      You gotta look at the guy next to you.
      Look into his eyes.
      Now I think you are going to see a guy who will go that inch with you.
      You are going to see a guy
      who will sacrifice himself for this team
      because he knows when it comes down to it,
      you are gonna do the same thing for him.

      That's a team, gentlemen
      and either we heal now, as a team,
      or we will die as individuals.
      That's football guys.
      That's all it is.
      Now, whattaya gonna do?

      1 Comment 233 weeks

    • Monaghanese!!-Monaghan Slang

      Monaghanese!!

      A whole hape of - A lot of

      All over de show - All over the place

      Aul - Old

      Beejayzus - By Jesus / Oh God

      Bruk - Broken

      Clatty - Unorganised

      Coup - Knock over

      Do ya folla - Do you understand

      Don't b at it - Stop it

      Doting - Imagining things

      D'uncle - The Uncle

      D'ya mind it? - Don't u recall?

      Folly ur wan - Follow that person

      Fruitcake - Queer

      Gesha - Young girl

      Gobaloon - Gobshite/eejit/fool

      Halyan - Rough Woman

      Heifer - Ugly fat girl

      Hey ya boy ya - Hey you

      Hi - No meaning, just used a lot!

      Hould on a minute - Repeat that

      Quare - Strange

      Reddin out - Clearing Out

      Shuck - Ditch

      Stall the digger/massey - Slow down

      Take the rough off it - Clean it

      Tin can - Fiat Punto

      Ur wan - That woman

      Ya get me? - Did you understand that?

      ogeous- desperate/outrageous

      dats a holy tarra- thats terrible

      like ya stole her- hurry up

      1 Comment 247 weeks

    • Try Dis!!!!!

      1. Whats your Name?
      2. Are we close?
      3. What do you think of me?
      4. Do you hav a crush on me?
      5. Would u kiss me?
      6. would u fuk me?
      7. Describe me in 3 words?
      8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
      9. What was ur first impression of me?
      10. Do u still think the same?
      11.. What reminds u of me?
      12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
      13. How well do u know me?
      14. What do u like best about me?
      15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
      16. Could you ever love me?
      17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
      18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
      19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?

      0 Comments 250 weeks

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    • XxLittle Angelxx
      XxLittle Angelxx

      wal hey :]

      1/30/10
    • Jane Mullane

      Tried to visit you but no not there so now its your turn 2 visit here:L :L

      11/11/09 via Mobile
    • Josh B
      Josh B

      marks a bumm....:P

      11/11/09
    • Manchester United Supporters Maynooth
      Manchester United Supporters Maynooth

      2 united games on in o neills this week. We will be out tuesday for champ league v cska and also sunday for the chelsea game. Can you make either? Also if you are not using bebo and have moved to facebook or an alternative please let me know or send me an alternative way to keep in touch. Drop a comment if you can make it. It only takes a sec and lets me know that u are getting the messages!! We are now on facebook so add us if u havent yet http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?... Cheers from darragh..

      11/2/09
    • Tommy O Connell

      wel lad...heard u wer drinkin wit mark...givin bad manners 2??:L :L fuck man utd...no rooney 2day,fucked:)

      10/17/09
    • Shane Courtney
      Shane Courtney

      Luv da videos hanratty!:L

      10/17/09 via Mobile
    • Josh B
      luv Josh B

      WEL DIK FACE.....!!!:P

      10/14/09
    • Joe G

      Hanratty hows things :) ? The boys were tellin me u have the Flu , will u be back 2 the Nooth soon ?

      10/9/09
    • Grace Denny

      Pfffffttt... sure Mark.. :L :P

      10/9/09
    • Ray
      luv Ray

      where? ah go lick sum people for da crack ha

      10/9/09
    • Grace Denny

      Guess what I know.. Cough cough!..:L :P

      10/7/09
    • Dermot Malone
      luv Dermot Malone

      aw sickner.....dont b commin near me dats all ill say:L :L

      10/6/09
    • Michael Newman
      luv Michael Newman

      dat flashbox reminds me of u dancin in maynooth!!!!!omgxxxx

      9/9/09
    • Muffin
      Muffin

      well big fella wen u bk 2 college.. :D

      9/6/09
    • Jane Mullane

      You could be living with someone i know yet just finding out what app no she gona be in!now ive 2 apartments 2 visit 2 say hello....i just duno will i see you i mean all the way across the hall is a long way 2 go:L

      9/4/09
    • Jane Mullane

      you still homeless or did campus decide 2 give you another chance?:P

      8/30/09
    • Nessa Finlay
      luv Nessa Finlay

      thanks very much markus.. big slip up must have happened in the dept of education but shor ill not be complainin!! happy days! wen u back 2 maynooth?? gud summer?? :DD :DD

      8/29/09
    • Nessa Finlay
      luv Nessa Finlay

      lad!! wer u been hiding???? :DD :DD

      8/27/09
    • Hannah Tedore
      luv Hannah Tedore

      sorry babe.. i musta came off this just as you logged on,ha.. thanks 4 d love tho;) :* ──────────── I> XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

      8/18/09
    • Manchester United Supporters Maynooth
      Manchester United Supporters Maynooth

      well mate, We will be back in o neills this season for the united matches as usual. The first I have in mind is the Wednesday 19th August against Burnley. Its only on foreign satellite so hopefully we will get a load of lads in for that one!!! Would you be interested in joining us. Also i have renewed my season tickets and they are now only 6 rows fromt he pitch at half way line of north stand. They are available to use for any united match they are not being used for. . Also maybe u would add a link to my bebo page from your and advertise our supporters club for me, Cheers from darragh

      8/5/09